/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

quebec edition

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that's not a toque, that's a Naruto hat

>live in /cum/ mansion
>buy electric guitar
>practice stairway to heaven for 12 hours

I need to scream but I don't want to look like an autistic idiot

>live in /cum/ mansion
>join the buds in a night raid on Canada's room
>beat Quebec with a sack of potatoes for a shit edition
>seinfeld theme starts playing and americans clap

vive le québecois libre

fuckkkk I just woke up and my nose is bleeding and my pillow is full of nlood fuuuck

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>day 40 of the /cum/ mansion
>Canada is out of syrup and is invading the second floor of America in search of more
>Mexico just keeps talking in some alien language about the simpsons
>Fly over states have started invading the walls in search of metal to create rifles and beat up pickups

/cum/ mansion is not even 1 hour old and it's already filled with drugs and sex

Real thread here

is this the real new thread?

autism

>Americans love the part of Canada that hates them the most

kek, another great ally choice.

Mexicans don't really engage in the una vela meme that much though.

On one hand we have this thread that's about a gay place and on the other it's about a kids show about underaged girls and their brother

>Sup Forums
ew

You fags should just make a room on Habbo called /cum/ mansion and get it over with.

absolutely perfect, thank you

Quebec deserves independence.

pool's closed

what is this "/cum/ mansion" I hear about?

>live in /cum/ mansion
>there's two bathroom stalls
>one for men
>one for french speaking Canadians

>/cum/ mansion
fucking nerds lmao

Quite the schism, but the latter sounds much more inviting.

why do they hate us?

BURN

FLYOVER MOO COWS

this is hell, what do you expect?

at least Quebec comes with poutines and you can be snobby back to the frogs.

literally cannot support themselves financially. they're basically Ontario

Don't be mad that you didn't get to make the new thread.

So what's the deal with Quebec? They think they're French, but we all know they're American. How do we know this? Well if they were really French, they would've surrendered and left as soon as they realized the English had them surrounded.

They hate us because we remind them of you.

fucking shit meme like most of our memes.

So who does the cooking in this "/cum/ mansion"? Mexico? I vote Mexico.

That's pretty good but you misspelled his name in the filename.

Shit.

This is a problem. Both threads are just as active.

Let us summon him.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY

Real new thread!

>not posting in both

>LMM finally moved out of the /cum/ mansion

finally

I thought the filename was a jewish meme.

this thread has more posters m80

I did that on purpose to elevate my game

f*ck off

I'm still trying to get all the groceries commissioned to have french under the English

You're fat culture-less Anglos who sends us garbage .

Vive le Québec libre!

>live in /cum/ mansion
>some quebec weirdo adds on a new edition
I hope there's nothing spooky back here

idgi but ok

the other thread was posted later and doesnt have an edition how fucking autistic do you have to be to participate in thread wars

REAL THREAD

MOO

>who sends us garbage .
we tried to send you oil via pipeline so we could send you more welfare money but that made you angry too

what do you want from us woman

Just let it sit in the catalog, we'll use it when this hits 300 retard

he's advertised his Sup Forumsshit thread 3 times in this thead

>being botherd by """""thread wars"""'

>I prefer to live in this toolshed of a thread instead of the mansion

>why yes I do love participating in thread wars

Fuck that. I called dibs. Canada should read the thread before making a new thread.

REAL THREAD!

>if Trump wins the election I'm moving to Canada!
why do I feel a little sting everytime an american says this?
they always say Canada, do those liberals think that lowly of us?

what do I do when my cunny tingles lads?

Yes. they only car about Mexicans for as far as it makes them feel good about themselves.
Of course they're all actually aware that it's a shithole.

Yes. American liberals are the most two-faced people on earth.

They love bragging about not being racist yet they live in 95% white cities and states (except califags)

I-I would've moved to Oaxaca :,3
Would have if not for my girlfriend. I'm probably just going to elope to Europe now.

>why yes, I love making implications

it's what makes the comment funny

they hate Trump for not wanting the country swarmed with illegals, but they don't like Mexico either so want to move to Canada and not feel like they lowered their quality of life or risk getting murdered by the Cartel/ have to learn Spanish.

if it makes you feel better or worse the Republican voters said the same thing when Obama won

you're so fucking autistic because you "called dibs" (whatever the fuck that means lol) as i was making this new, so i couldnt have read it

moeshit, Sup Forumsshit autist

ouch

>liberals
>ever living amongst their minority pets

Find solace in the fact that they never actually go through with it.

>I don't know what dibs is

You're the one who tried getting attention with "muh Quebec."

Real thread!

im dating one of the three following girls
1,2,3 which is better?

Don't worry, my state is mostly nigs. Much worse than mexicans.

keep shitposting it's giving me an erection

5th advertisement

seek help mate

2 is the best but you're probably dating 1 because you have poor tastes.

2>3>1

I'm guessing you're dating 3 though.

2 or 3 look about equal
1 is a little less

2, 3, 1

You sound mad, friend.

My nuts won't stop itching
I need help

>call the MansionJanitor™ company to clean up the /cum/ mansion
>they call me the moment they were supposed to arrive and say "Which one you want cleaned, senpai?"
>tell them "Just fuck both my mansions up"
>proceed to reach out money to pay them
>"No tip needed, sir. We do it for free" the MansionJanitor™ employee says

They are all beautiful my dude

hygiene

Cry on your pillow.

then why am i not participating in your autistic thread war by desperately advertising my thread in yours? because i dont give a shit you worm

Should I take a shower or fester in my filth?

You're annoying

Then let the thread die.

never been to Oaxaca, cant coment on the place
I know they wont, still I dont like what they do, I respect more someone hating me directly than doing that bs they pull out

Fester

I'm serious I have cuts on the skin from so much scratching. The skin is looking really bad

clean your balls and then apply coconut oil

I have an essay that's due tomorrow that I haven't even started
Either I kill myself or I drop out tomorrow

I'll poison your food gringo

How much is the essay worth?

This semester I finished a 5 page report starting at 12:00am and finishing at 4:00am. It was due at 10:30am.

Get on my power-level.

>two threads up at the same time
HIGH AUTISM

just leave us alone

but don't

arrgh you never understand what we want
mom always disapproved of you, we should have listened.

10% of the class

It's an essay in a foreign language

>10% Oh come on you big baby, that's one little letter grade.