/cum/ Canada, US, Mexico

>live in /cum/ mansion
>bring harem

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There's too many women. Delete the thread

>live in /cum/ mansion
>Canada still fucks everything up

>live in /cum/ mansion
>sit on the porch with my shotgun and a bucket
>shoot at all the Mexicans getting past the picket fence
Livin' the dream.

The thread is going to get jannied.

>live in /cum/ mansion
>destroy some flyovers lego farm and build more cities

>live in /cum/ mansion
>invite france and chile to come over and chill
>eats Canada's Timbits
>talk about anime to Mexico
>share a blunt with Canada
>Argue with self about Hillary vs. Trump

>live in /cum/ mansion
>HaitiANO has to dump buckets of cum outside every day
>isn't paid a cent for it

>live in /cum/ mansion
>keep sending Central Americans thru the picket fence
>they just never come back

Then sage the other one and let it die.

INCREDIBLY rude

/cum/ mansion sounds comfy as fuck

>Live in /cum/ mansión
>Woke up again because neighbors are loud
>pillow is full of nlood
pliz help

did someone say, /cum/ mansion?

>live in /cum/ mansion
>janny kicks us all out

For like the first twenty years, then the novelty wears off

this

>live in /cum/ mansion
>living shitposts keep you awake even though you gotta be up for 6 tomorrow

>wake up in /cum/ mansion
>Hulk Hogan theme starts playing

>live in /cum/ mansion
>forget to fuck janny
>my room is filled smug anime girls
>everytime i post thirty more pop up

Should I start making my own alcohol?
Just made two batches, they were pretty good.

>go to everyone's rooms in cum mansion
>f#ck their computer
>take dollarydoos for fixing it
Unlimited $$$

Fuck cumfy.

What did you make?

>live in /cum/ mansion
>sneak into mexico's room
>tidy up the place
hehe that'll teach em

jokes on you, pajeet, I know my way around computers too

>walk out of /cum/ mansion
>visit the cuck shed aka other thread

>live in /cum/ mansion
>*fucks you in the ass*

no fuck you

How old is that gril?

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>live in /cum/ mansion
>sneak into Canada's room
>leave them a home cooked meal of steak, fish, and biscuits+gravy

Kvass.
Baltic/Slavic homemade alcohol.

>live in /cum/ mansion
>invite normies over
>everyone hates me

Old enough

>live in /cum/ mansion
>partake in antics against Iceland

Us all together
youtube.com/watch?v=RBCYXe5ufas

/cum/fy for life

NERD

*shoves you into lockers*

Going to bed, nobody better mess up my room!

>live in /cum/ mansion
>start leaving sombreros at random places

Looks like cum bottles, is it a strong drink?

>living in /cum/ mansion
>watch tv in the living room
>no usa or canada join me
>cry myself to sleep ;_;

>live in /cum/ mansion
>closet normie
>bring women back to the house
>pretend like i dont even know how i did it

>live in /cum/ mansion
>install lockers

>live in /cum/ mansion
>start plotting US death because he keeps putting the eggs inside the fridge.

>day 18 in /cum/ mansion
>LA keeps stealing water from my toilet
>jelly flyovers keep drawing pictures of mexicans on my door
>CIA is still building his cuckshed in the yard
>a few anons are still asleep from late night asian baseball games
>Trump signs are littered all over the yard
>shit eating canadian still hasnt cleaned up the bathroom

such is life in the /cum/ mansion

>less than 2 days

>implying theres anything wrong with chilled eggs
I bet you throw bog paper in the toilet too?

>live in newly built /cum/ mansion
>building is condemned after two weeks

redbull me on the /cum/ mansion

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING

FUCK WHICH THREAD DO I POST IN

THIS IS NOT COMFY

>live in /cum/ mansion
>rape some guy without messing up his room

This lizard is now the official /cum/ beast

>2 days left until its decided if mexico can stay in cum
;_;

im dating one of the three following girls
1,2,3 which one is better?

>can't sleep bc there at all hours someone is either blasting porn or anime

anime all day errday

no gays or chicanos

>live in /cum/ mansion
>a war has started in the American division over what to call sugar filled drinks

sounds prefect for me

>live in /cum/ mansion
>LMM keeps sneaking in Vancouver's room to steal their dirty socks

>live in cum mansion
>never leave room

FITE ME

3 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1

3 and 2 are pretty close, hard to tell based on this picture solely. 1 is by far the least attractive and seems the pudgiest.

The darkness depends on how much you blacken the rye bread, my second batch was much nicer but alas, I have no pictures.
I increased the yeast and sugar by 250%, so by that only a single glass on an empty stomach gave me a buzz. Shared glasses with my even more autistic friend.

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fucking beastmode senpai

>live in /cum/ mansion
>the /cum/beast is actually a big guy

Should I work out tonight?

2 > 3 > 1
this is my ranking

its pop though

Bored as fuck desu
Kinda want to play 100% Orange Juice with some anons but I'm trash at it and shitposting is getting in the way of playing

>no chicanos
well fuck

>implying there's skill involved when the dice are rigged

Why would you?

sorry fa m but that's reclaimed zone, everyone knows Mexican kitchen aesthetic is G O A T

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>wake up in the middle of the night in the /cum/ mansion
>someones blasting Vaporwave at 2 AM

>live in /cum/ mansion
>replace all the visual novels with classical literature

Because I am at the edge of /fit/ness and if I keep it up I'll get some nice cuts

FRIGG OFF, that took me 3 years to accumulate all of those

>live in /cum/ mansion
>replace western canon with light novels

Doorbell of cum mansion
youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ04:17:12

For what purpose?

>Live in /cum/ mansion
>Replace all the socks in the North Dakotan's rooms with cocks

whats wrong with putting the eggs in the fridge?

>cute boys from the /brit/ mansion come to visit

even with the dice being pure RNG I'm still trash at being strategic in the game

>live in /cum/ mansion
>leave my TV on all day on an endless loop of DBZ and Simpsons.

>live in the /cum/ mansion
>canadians have barricaded themselves in the western wing and changed the Wifi password

absolutely nothing, just memes.
But they look kinda cool in those chicken shaped baskets your granny surely has.

>live in /cum/ mansion
>posting in /cum/ threads
>start posting porn
>realize everyone in the mansion is fapping simultaneously

To be 6', blue eyed, 7" benis, who is pretty smart, AND fit, and finally, FINALLY get a gf

>call the janitor to clean up a canadian shitpost on the floor
>he's working overtime over at the /brit/ tenements

>calling coke pop
neck yourself yankee

>weekend rolls around
>Mexico and the US fight over whether to watch Soccer or Football on the big screen TV
>Canada quietly watches hockey on the mini portable in the basement

>live in the /cum/ mansion
>ate someone's salt and pepper chips at 3am
>pretend like i have no idea who did it

the so called /cum/ mansion

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You must go after crappy girls, 2bh.

>canada makes poutine for everyone
>no one eats it