Fly to America for fully paid Aspen skiiing holiday

>fly to America for fully paid Aspen skiiing holiday
>border bolice treat you like a criminal tourourist ISIS member
>what job do you have
>why aren't you married yet
>what is the real purpose of your visit
>who do you know in Amerikkka
>how did you meet them
>are you planning to work while you're here
>have you ever been a member of a terrorist organisation
>sir, I'm gonna ask you to give me the password to your phone and computer

Fly to holiday in Canada, New Zealand, Asian or African country

>border controller says hi
>smiles and stamps your passport
>tells you to enjoy your stay

Gee, I wonder why anyone still goes there

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Next time don't be black,bigger. Also they look for nervous people and pick them out for questioning. So maybe next time hide your autism.

They literally pick out anyone. It doesn't matter if you're a 12 year old white girl, they still treat you like a terrorist. Even in China they just smiled at me and waved me through, but in America it seems like they're way to paranoid because of muh 9/11.

>arrive in the US
>have to catch a connection fly in an hour
>there's all the time in the world
>get to the immigration booth thing
>mhh sir we are going to need to know the exact measurements of your butthole and of every butthole in your family
>spend 55 minutes doing this bullshit
>run to get the connection flight
>lose it
>have to pay for a night in a Newark hotel
>it's a proper fucking shithole

fucking retards

good, we dont need more people coming here. stay in your own countries and let us invade and destroy everything when we want to. thanks have a nice day

>1st world problems

Look for border security americas front line on Netflix. Its an entire 14 episode show that focuses on exactly what happened to OP. They look for autism.

actually canada has given me the worst border control experience of my life, followed closely by australia and i'm a citizen of both

every time i've been to the usa the experience has been quite pleasant, but admittedly very slow, and it's so fucking weird to see them with guns

like, we just got off a plane, clearly none of us are armed

>They look for autism
Why?

EVERY ONE HAS GUNS ACHMED IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT COME TO THE GREATEST NATION ON EART.STAY IN UR SANDY MIDDLE EASTERN DURKA VILLAGE INSTEAD.
GOD BLESS THE 2ND AMENDMENT

Nervous/awkward people usually have a reason for being that way. Even if its an innocent reason. They are tought to look for certain actions/behaviors.

i don't necessarily have a problem with the 2nd amendment m8, it's just weird to see bureaucrats with glocks, especially in such a secure environment

*after 15hours of repetitive questioning and the third buttcheck*
"IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE WHY DO YOU LOOK SO AKWARD?!"
*me crying*
"I was born this way, mister"

Why americans are such bullies?

>secure environment
lolno. Airports are a likely target for terrorists/NEETS to attack. 2bh im surprised they only had glocks, most airports ive been to the police carried rifles.

No1 can resist cute finlanish boipussi lad

Try to enter America
>do you support socialist healthcare
>have you ever been shot
>what percentage would you tip
>a breakfast consists of how many burgers
>how many miles fit in one kilogram
>what is the color of our plastic cups
>do you vote for hillary or trump
>have you ever drunk alcohol below the age of 21
>is your race african-american or eurasian
>do you have a terrorist faith
>have you ever committed copyright infringement
>how many guns do you own

yes the police carry rifles, submachine guns etc, that's common all over the world

i'm talking about the nerds that sit in the little cubicles stamping passports, they are not police

In a terrorist attack situation it's probably more dangerous for these people to be armed than not. I doubt they have the training or wherewithal to respond effectively, they'd probably just fire recklessly in to the crowd.

This is so fucking true. Drove from Florida to Canada and the border guard was chill as fuck telling me how cool Canada will be.

Driving back to America and the asshole border guard in New York searched my car as he thought it was suspicious for someone from Florida to drive this far up north.

Projection of power lad,it keeps people in line.

>willingly enter another country
>HOW DARE THEY ENFORCE THEIR LAWS ON ME
if you don't like it, stay in Finland.

>do you vote for hillary or trump
What's the right answer? Should I answer Trump?

You vote three times for Hillary at different voting booths.

Ok Burgers answer me this: why the fuck do your cinemas all have a no singles policy? Good thing I went with friends but what the fuck is wrong with you people? Is not being part of the herd 24/7 a crime there or something?

>weird to see them with guns

Try going to Italy, soldiers with assault rifles mixed in with police everywhere.

>Try going to Italy, soldiers with assault rifles mixed in with police everywhere
Yeah. I was in Rome this summer and the streets were filled with soldiers with huge rifles.

But our border patrol is also militarized.
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that's an Army program that literally makes no sense, it's not like we actually need the army on the streets, they just hang out in front of monuments and God know why.

Police don't usually carry rifles unless they do road blocks.

Well, I imagine Rome is a likely terrorist target. And you have lost of pricesless monuments that can never be rebuild.

*lots of

shouldn't have been born with a disability ;)

god bless

Disabilities are a communist invention to steal money from the average joe and give it to foreigners.

still kinda weird to us as well 2bh.

This is actually true

I've never heard of this. I've never gone to a theater alone but I've seen plenty of other people doing it

>why do you speak English so well
>why do you sound British
>where did you go to school
>how to you know Pharrell Williams
>does he know you will be staying with him
>are you planning on selling your music while in America

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Amerikkka
Gee, what a shocker. They gave you shit with that kind of attitude? Nooo....

>canada has given me the worst border control experience of my life
This. They really don't like to hear "I just want to do some sightseeing and grab some lunch in Montreal. No, I don't speak French, and I don't have a specific destination in mind."

If you can't handle our security lines, you probably shouldn't be here at all. Stay in your hugbox.
>Try to enter America
Liar. Fuck off.
>asshole border guard in New York
This might sound weird, but I'm an asshole right back. I'm usually good at dealing with the authorities, but there's something about being held up when re-entering my own country that turns me into a real smartass (especially since I live in a border state like Vermont).

That's just a cover up reason for them to pick out people the have prejudice against or who they want to sexually assault.

Cops use the same tactic, ask why you are nervous and escalate the situation so that you'll react in a negative manner, so that they can use it as confirmation for their own shitty behavior while they violate your rights.

>calling me a liar
dubs dont lie mate

Check em.

>why the fuck do your cinemas all have a no singles policy?
I've never heard of this, and the only way I could see it even being legal is to keep pedos out of kids movies.
Stop trying to fuck our kids, Omar.

The Dutch have no business here. Our air contains too many PPM freedom, and you'd overdose on your own smugness.
You lied, and didn't get dubs, liar.

>60%

Never heard of this.
They took my friends car apart looking for drugs when he said he was going over the border for sightseeing (dumb in his part but kind of destroys OPs nice Canadian meme).

You mean the TSA agents. They really had pistols? I fly out of Chicago's O'Hare airport and only the actual police have guns. The TSA usually just has a radio, a stun gun, and cuffs.

Here I thought Aspen was in Canada...

Literally only know it from the occasional mention in a movie though, never been skiing.

>he's unemployed
>he's not in a relationship
l m a o

>kind of destroys OPs nice Canadian meme
I really can't complain, though. I have a (petty) criminal record, and they were still polite and professional with me. Still, being stuck at the border for 2 hours sucks.
The American border guards were basically just redneck assholes.
This.

Aspen is in Colorado. It's closer to Mexico than it is to Canada.

Then why do people ski there?

Slovakmate.

Because it's snowy in those huge mountains for most of the year, while the Front Range (where most of CO lives) is much warmer. CO is outdoors paradise, basically.

This does not reflect my experience. Last time I was through immigration in 5 minutes.

I have taken pics with homeland security.

They also try to impress me with their knowledge of german every time.

Overall they are very friendly if you play along.

>fly to America
There is your problem.

the funny thing is that they're obssesed with foreigners when most and the most dangerous of their enemies are inside the country (and most of the times americans themselves)

The UK is even worse. They asked how much money I have on me, how much I could access, how much my parents make, what they do, what I study, where I've been, if I've ever been a part of a separatist movements.

>Pharrell Williams
>selling your music

What's your background story m8?

>9/11
You know it hasn't always been like this, right? Also, domestic security is almost as strict. Flying here sucks, period.

Wow, finn girls have individuality.

That is a fluffy ass cat, reminds me of mine.

maybe youre black

Is your name Habib Muhammad? There you go.

>be married to brit
>Go to UK
>every American in front of me takes 30 seconds to clear
>I get 500 questions about my work status and why I'm bothering to visit my in-laws

your name might be on some list.

Does she live in the US or UK?