>fly to America for fully paid Aspen skiiing holiday >border bolice treat you like a criminal tourourist ISIS member >what job do you have >why aren't you married yet >what is the real purpose of your visit >who do you know in Amerikkka >how did you meet them >are you planning to work while you're here >have you ever been a member of a terrorist organisation >sir, I'm gonna ask you to give me the password to your phone and computer
Fly to holiday in Canada, New Zealand, Asian or African country
>border controller says hi >smiles and stamps your passport >tells you to enjoy your stay
Next time don't be black,bigger. Also they look for nervous people and pick them out for questioning. So maybe next time hide your autism.
Thomas Sanchez
They literally pick out anyone. It doesn't matter if you're a 12 year old white girl, they still treat you like a terrorist. Even in China they just smiled at me and waved me through, but in America it seems like they're way to paranoid because of muh 9/11.
Lucas Morris
>arrive in the US >have to catch a connection fly in an hour >there's all the time in the world >get to the immigration booth thing >mhh sir we are going to need to know the exact measurements of your butthole and of every butthole in your family >spend 55 minutes doing this bullshit >run to get the connection flight >lose it >have to pay for a night in a Newark hotel >it's a proper fucking shithole
fucking retards
Jacob Carter
good, we dont need more people coming here. stay in your own countries and let us invade and destroy everything when we want to. thanks have a nice day
Lincoln Hill
>1st world problems
Christian Reyes
Look for border security americas front line on Netflix. Its an entire 14 episode show that focuses on exactly what happened to OP. They look for autism.
Colton Clark
actually canada has given me the worst border control experience of my life, followed closely by australia and i'm a citizen of both
every time i've been to the usa the experience has been quite pleasant, but admittedly very slow, and it's so fucking weird to see them with guns
Zachary Lewis
like, we just got off a plane, clearly none of us are armed
Alexander Cooper
>They look for autism Why?
William Lopez
EVERY ONE HAS GUNS ACHMED IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT COME TO THE GREATEST NATION ON EART.STAY IN UR SANDY MIDDLE EASTERN DURKA VILLAGE INSTEAD. GOD BLESS THE 2ND AMENDMENT
Parker Johnson
Nervous/awkward people usually have a reason for being that way. Even if its an innocent reason. They are tought to look for certain actions/behaviors.
Asher Murphy
i don't necessarily have a problem with the 2nd amendment m8, it's just weird to see bureaucrats with glocks, especially in such a secure environment
Isaiah Gomez
*after 15hours of repetitive questioning and the third buttcheck* "IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE WHY DO YOU LOOK SO AKWARD?!" *me crying* "I was born this way, mister"
Why americans are such bullies?
Henry Myers
>secure environment lolno. Airports are a likely target for terrorists/NEETS to attack. 2bh im surprised they only had glocks, most airports ive been to the police carried rifles.
Dominic Phillips
No1 can resist cute finlanish boipussi lad
Jaxson Rivera
Try to enter America >do you support socialist healthcare >have you ever been shot >what percentage would you tip >a breakfast consists of how many burgers >how many miles fit in one kilogram >what is the color of our plastic cups >do you vote for hillary or trump >have you ever drunk alcohol below the age of 21 >is your race african-american or eurasian >do you have a terrorist faith >have you ever committed copyright infringement >how many guns do you own
Christian Garcia
yes the police carry rifles, submachine guns etc, that's common all over the world
i'm talking about the nerds that sit in the little cubicles stamping passports, they are not police
In a terrorist attack situation it's probably more dangerous for these people to be armed than not. I doubt they have the training or wherewithal to respond effectively, they'd probably just fire recklessly in to the crowd.
Carson Anderson
This is so fucking true. Drove from Florida to Canada and the border guard was chill as fuck telling me how cool Canada will be.
Driving back to America and the asshole border guard in New York searched my car as he thought it was suspicious for someone from Florida to drive this far up north.
Christian Murphy
Projection of power lad,it keeps people in line.
Bentley Edwards
>willingly enter another country >HOW DARE THEY ENFORCE THEIR LAWS ON ME if you don't like it, stay in Finland.
Joshua Jackson
>do you vote for hillary or trump What's the right answer? Should I answer Trump?
Mason Gutierrez
You vote three times for Hillary at different voting booths.
Parker Allen
Ok Burgers answer me this: why the fuck do your cinemas all have a no singles policy? Good thing I went with friends but what the fuck is wrong with you people? Is not being part of the herd 24/7 a crime there or something?
>weird to see them with guns
Try going to Italy, soldiers with assault rifles mixed in with police everywhere.
Brandon James
>Try going to Italy, soldiers with assault rifles mixed in with police everywhere Yeah. I was in Rome this summer and the streets were filled with soldiers with huge rifles.
that's an Army program that literally makes no sense, it's not like we actually need the army on the streets, they just hang out in front of monuments and God know why.
Police don't usually carry rifles unless they do road blocks.
Jose Nguyen
Well, I imagine Rome is a likely terrorist target. And you have lost of pricesless monuments that can never be rebuild.
Michael Roberts
*lots of
Caleb Robinson
shouldn't have been born with a disability ;)
god bless
Hunter Morgan
Disabilities are a communist invention to steal money from the average joe and give it to foreigners.
Andrew Stewart
still kinda weird to us as well 2bh.
Gabriel Powell
This is actually true
James Carter
I've never heard of this. I've never gone to a theater alone but I've seen plenty of other people doing it
Josiah Morgan
>why do you speak English so well >why do you sound British >where did you go to school >how to you know Pharrell Williams >does he know you will be staying with him >are you planning on selling your music while in America
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryder Reyes
>Amerikkka Gee, what a shocker. They gave you shit with that kind of attitude? Nooo....
Landon Powell
>canada has given me the worst border control experience of my life This. They really don't like to hear "I just want to do some sightseeing and grab some lunch in Montreal. No, I don't speak French, and I don't have a specific destination in mind."
Noah Kelly
If you can't handle our security lines, you probably shouldn't be here at all. Stay in your hugbox. >Try to enter America Liar. Fuck off. >asshole border guard in New York This might sound weird, but I'm an asshole right back. I'm usually good at dealing with the authorities, but there's something about being held up when re-entering my own country that turns me into a real smartass (especially since I live in a border state like Vermont).
Logan Garcia
That's just a cover up reason for them to pick out people the have prejudice against or who they want to sexually assault.
Cops use the same tactic, ask why you are nervous and escalate the situation so that you'll react in a negative manner, so that they can use it as confirmation for their own shitty behavior while they violate your rights.
Leo Sanchez
>calling me a liar dubs dont lie mate
Check em.
Jayden White
>why the fuck do your cinemas all have a no singles policy? I've never heard of this, and the only way I could see it even being legal is to keep pedos out of kids movies. Stop trying to fuck our kids, Omar.
Jonathan Williams
The Dutch have no business here. Our air contains too many PPM freedom, and you'd overdose on your own smugness. You lied, and didn't get dubs, liar.
Isaiah Lewis
>60%
Easton Anderson
Never heard of this. They took my friends car apart looking for drugs when he said he was going over the border for sightseeing (dumb in his part but kind of destroys OPs nice Canadian meme).
Adam Watson
You mean the TSA agents. They really had pistols? I fly out of Chicago's O'Hare airport and only the actual police have guns. The TSA usually just has a radio, a stun gun, and cuffs.
Julian Thomas
Here I thought Aspen was in Canada...
Literally only know it from the occasional mention in a movie though, never been skiing.
Evan Cooper
>he's unemployed >he's not in a relationship l m a o
Matthew Anderson
>kind of destroys OPs nice Canadian meme I really can't complain, though. I have a (petty) criminal record, and they were still polite and professional with me. Still, being stuck at the border for 2 hours sucks. The American border guards were basically just redneck assholes. This.
Kayden White
Aspen is in Colorado. It's closer to Mexico than it is to Canada.
Chase King
Then why do people ski there?
Slovakmate.
Carson Lee
Because it's snowy in those huge mountains for most of the year, while the Front Range (where most of CO lives) is much warmer. CO is outdoors paradise, basically.
Cooper Roberts
This does not reflect my experience. Last time I was through immigration in 5 minutes.
I have taken pics with homeland security.
They also try to impress me with their knowledge of german every time.
Overall they are very friendly if you play along.
Wyatt Adams
>fly to America There is your problem.
Nolan Sanchez
the funny thing is that they're obssesed with foreigners when most and the most dangerous of their enemies are inside the country (and most of the times americans themselves)
Hunter Moore
The UK is even worse. They asked how much money I have on me, how much I could access, how much my parents make, what they do, what I study, where I've been, if I've ever been a part of a separatist movements.
Thomas Butler
>Pharrell Williams >selling your music
What's your background story m8?
Joshua Johnson
>9/11 You know it hasn't always been like this, right? Also, domestic security is almost as strict. Flying here sucks, period.
Luke Jackson
Wow, finn girls have individuality.
Luis Evans
That is a fluffy ass cat, reminds me of mine.
Luke Campbell
maybe youre black
Logan Wright
Is your name Habib Muhammad? There you go.
Jeremiah Collins
>be married to brit >Go to UK >every American in front of me takes 30 seconds to clear >I get 500 questions about my work status and why I'm bothering to visit my in-laws