Be german

>be german

>be german
>be german? (there's an uncertainty of the being german because of the demographic shifts)

>Be australian

>be Russian
>not technically alive, not technically dead
>just Russian

>he lives on the third planet from the sun

Indeed

>he's a carbon based life-form

thanks for explaining the joke. we germans are bad of humor

nice dubs btw

sure am glad i am not german :D

Oхyeнный пик, Гocпoди.

>be german
>get convicted due to completely unreasonable circumstances as a result of shonky claims of migrants abusing the states hospitality

Ктo ктo?

Le pic?

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>he's a descendant of monkeys

>average of 5 hour workdays in Germany
>lowest amongst oecd member countries
Sorry pal

>he's literally a monkey

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>Multicellular organism

It's so low because Germans actually spend their time working instead of being lazy

>be german
>had many germs

you're still extremely boring, you're better working

>to be

reply what?
dumb russians can't even make a proper pic

reply this you dumb poolish

I don't mind germans

I just wish more of them broke through the brainwashing and became nationalists again

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