>be german
Be german
>be german
>be german? (there's an uncertainty of the being german because of the demographic shifts)
>Be australian
>be Russian
>not technically alive, not technically dead
>just Russian
>he lives on the third planet from the sun
Indeed
>he's a carbon based life-form
thanks for explaining the joke. we germans are bad of humor
nice dubs btw
sure am glad i am not german :D
Oхyeнный пик, Гocпoди.
>be german
>get convicted due to completely unreasonable circumstances as a result of shonky claims of migrants abusing the states hospitality
Ктo ктo?
Le pic?
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>he's a descendant of monkeys
>average of 5 hour workdays in Germany
>lowest amongst oecd member countries
Sorry pal
>he's literally a monkey
...
>Multicellular organism
It's so low because Germans actually spend their time working instead of being lazy
>be german
>had many germs
you're still extremely boring, you're better working
>to be
reply what?
dumb russians can't even make a proper pic
reply this you dumb poolish
I don't mind germans
I just wish more of them broke through the brainwashing and became nationalists again
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