/brit/

Cold in edition

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cara

/balt/

korean pop

JO

is this a new Sup Forums x thing or a new Sup Forums thing? its fucking horrible desu

thats a pretty new development and still qualifies you as right wing

>falling for the overton window vision
rekt

think its a 4chanX desu

might get a fry up delivered

Oh hi you, good-morning masu.

ooo you slayggg

youtube.com/watch?v=WtcU-rKRUtk

what the fuck is this and why do I always see it?
why do brits just say statements not directed at anyone? in /cum/ we always talk to each other, but here you say shit just to SAY it

pig faced mong

>trophies at kids' awards show turn purple in memory of drug addict who died because his daily heroin injection was cut with fentanyl

Truly an inspiration; really gets the old grey matter churning.

really makes you think

youtube.com/watch?v=nVR1ZrR0Iu4

>bl*nde
disgusting

might stab the next yank i see

ah yes the 'ol multiple bras to make your tits look less shit

Becauae we're addressing the room lad

>'ol

VERY good post that

just woke up do NOT bully

Why do Londoners think London accurately reflects the rest of the UK

Come to elephant and castle wnd just try it you soft cunt

>americans don't have voter ID
is this what a failed nation looks like?

'mornin

at least she has tits
which is something i can't say about cara

>tfw too dumb to pet wabbits

bet you have nice tits too

because they're parochial mongs who live in a false reality

That's how capital cities have always acted, that's why they're the capital cities

It's nothing new lad

about the same size as yours

I'm going to move to UK on a working holiday visa for 2 years, please give me a quick guide to everything

my gay gf loves cara
I almost made the mistake of mentioning and explaining /brit/, but I stopped myself

why so provincial mongs think their lives are as good as the lives of londoners?

My mund a paro hu she does half do mied in

Ah yes, the uppity niggers

>This year's awards were criticised after BAME artists were excluded from all but the international categories.

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>not doing heroin
it's like you don't even want to kiss the universe

all role models have flaws though

Awfully chilly lads

ching chong chinaman

at the chippy

My mum EPIC XD

awfully chilly at the chippy desu las

White people are sinners! Purge your soul of bigotry and check your privilege!

@67099780

I don;t think you understand how /brit/ works, yank

Good. Black music is better than white music, so obviously only whites being nominated must be racism

Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up
Number 2, never let 'em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their bricks and chips
Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Number 4, I know you heard this before
Never get high on your own supply
Number 5, never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em bounce!
Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it!
7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police
If niggas think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'
Number 10, a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!"
'Cause they gon' want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, 24 years on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
She sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up

[citation needed]

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Might be true m8, but if it's true for London, there's nowhere in Britain less so

Their lives are better than Londoners because they aren't surrounded by immigrants and foreigners

>I will never plant my seed deep inside my step sister
Kill me

Got 80.5% in my lab report lads
Whoop

Have you even tried asking her for sex?

Havin' a jerk off dudes, I'm doin' a poop
I'm havin' a goddamned think about y'all
When I'm finished poopin', I'm gonna be doin'
Another poop because I like to poop for real

I think her husband might end me desu

Oh you meant an adult sister

I'm not a nonce

grading lab reports now. thank god these kids try and i don't have to try that hard to grade

It's not noncing if you're related

>he's in love with his married step-sister

My dad's Asian
I am too
He isn't Frisian
Peekaboo

What subject and topic?
Mine was on the warburg-christian assay

Not feeling as depressed today lads

So that's nice

Overwhelmingly lonely at this very moment.

Hoping this feeling passes withing the hour.

Heater dont work also.

Might go to Tesco.

Very cold though, and tesco is quite a distance.

Overwhelmingly cold.

Haven't got girlfriend2016 to warm my legs.

Very Lonely right now in this moment.

Ah yes it's a 'fucking someone means you love them' meme

('Cause I'm n luv wit a stripper)
She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'
She climbin' that pole and
(I'm n luv wit a stripper)
She trippin', she playin', she playin'
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm stayin'

piss smells like popcorn

Would you?

Another wonderful morning of picking up my dole and throwing half of it in the fobties

have you tried fixing your heater

could be something really simple like a blown fuse or something

Ah yes the "I am serverly mentally unstable" hairstyle

biology, basic DNA isolation and sequencing

Leach

wouldn't touch her with yours m8

feeling the disphoria so hard that i cant even

UKIP????

What's the average grade so far?

*blows myself*

>Those wrists
Could snap this little cockroach over my knee like a wet twig

Full list of Trump's celebrity endorsements

Fucking hilarious

>Scott Baio[616]
>Stephen Baldwin[617][618]
>Benjy Bronk[619]
>Kimberlin Brown[620]
>Gary Busey[621]
>James Caan[622]
>Dean Cain[623]
>Kirk Cameron[624]
>Robert Davi[625]
>Lou Ferrigno[626]
>Jenna Jameson[627]
>Colby Keller[628]
>Bob Levy[629]
>Jerry Lewis[630]
>Amy Lindsay[631]
>Rich Little[632]
>Brandi Love[a][633]
>Dennis Miller[634]
>Michael Moriarty[635]
>Chuck Norris[636]
>Jim Norton[637]
>Joe Piscopo[638]
>Randy Quaid[639]
>Antonio Sabàto Jr.[640]
>Greg Scarnici[641]
>Steven Seagal[642]
>Kevin Sorbo[643][644]
>Ann Turkel[611]
>Jean-Claude Van Damme[645]
>Jon Voight[646]
>Fred Williamson[647]

One section has 90%, other has 80%

it's low level stuff so not expecting much.

Tapping on the glass
My son ponders a bit
Thinking of the grass
That got me into this shit

He could have had a go but chose to fall back
Now here I am in gaol for the death of the wolfpack

Hungry, penniless
I am on the streets for now
Feeling very sad

I wanted to ask for my mother
She was in a country another
I started to cry
Proceeded to fry
And went home in an urn with my brother

Key, time, rock
I take that
Door, heart, lock
I break that
I'm not a felon

I would have seen him another time
If I had not been framed for crime

well good morning
bit cold out

>>Jean-Claude Van Damme[645]
based, looks like most actors are too scared to openly support trum at least

cold in for some too lawl

( )

You wouldn't have any good links to online resources for SDS-PAGE?

Hm wow very interesting, excuse me one moment
*Walks away from you and never makes eye contact again for the rest of the evening*

Just started playing Secret Hunter on Hearthstone, the game has become so fucking easy...haven't run into and Shamans yet though

Also, I have officially submitted my appeal

are you the toothpaste from /f1/

ye whaddup pablo

hi where is the gf ?

*Follows you and begins talking to your back*

haha i'm a yank britboo f1 fan what am i like

post cute doggos and maybe some puppers too if you can

enjoying a lovely bottle of coke

Poleaboo Hussain; the clue is in the name
Only in a lab could be born man so insane
He uses that camera for dastardly things
Of nowt but sheer madness could he be crowned king

off to work lads

haha

kill me