Do you want a brazilian gf?

Do you want a brazilian gf?

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Which one?

All of them

>hot girlfriend
>high risk of getting chopped into pieces by drug cartels

is it worth it?

We ain't Mexico m8, you are ok as long as you don't go for a turbodegenerate favelada.

Actually... there is quite a lot of risk of you getting some trafficker's gf

If you live in a favela.

I want a South Brazilian Aryan GF

yeah
do you?

Me on the right

You're a qt

me too, user.

BOY I DO

YES

The leader of traffic doesn't live in favelas, you dumbass. They live in mansions and have blonde gfs.

The leader that lives in a favela is a Rio thing only. Here in Rio Grande do Sul, the powerful ones all live in beautiful houses and have hot wives.

>tfw in Brazil if you see a hot girl and want to talk to her you seriously have to ponder the possibility that she is the girlfriend of a kingpin and the mere act of talking to her could have you end up on liveleak, having your skin peeled off with a shard of glass.

sign me the fuck up

Just go go college girls and trannies then

>drug cartels
We're not that advanced yet. See Colombia and Mexico if you're interested on cartels

It's all about leaders that chose a small amount of powerfull "essentials" to rely their power on.
IF your leaders would rely on a large amount of interest groups that mainly represent voters you would be out of your mess in no time.
pro tip. close Mining, oil and gas companies, partition landowning companies.
So your taxes are all comming from educated and well trained people.
This way your leaders are forced to improve your living conditions and your productivity so they can pay their supporters that keep them in power more money. It's a Win:Win:Win situation.
Alternatively, stay a poor kleptocracy,...

black and mixed girls are the best

Colombian women are way superior

I want to die

please gas yourself

Just come to brazil, you will fuck pic related

Would I have to be alpha to get a girl like that?

No, being first worlder is enough

Please don't start.

lol it's her

How real is this movie?
youtube.com/watch?v=_mDvXaRJcTM

On a scale of 1 to 10 i would say 9

if you lived in a 80s-90s favela? quite real
keep in mind that "only" 10% of the population live in favelas, and not even half of those in rio.

what kind of worlder Russia is?

I think that even brazilians know russia is shit

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>keep in mind that "only" 10% of the population live in favelas, and not even half of those in rio.

Retard detected. Everyone abandon thread and don't listen to this retard, he probably plans to harvest your organs.

She's literally a 10/10

>beautiful olive skin
>thicc legs and hips
>probably a nice bunda
>hourglass figure
>nice boobs
>qt face

Gib Brasil gf pls

Even shittier than Brazil?
fug

6%*

I have a brazilian gf but she's one of those tri-racial ones that is half white but looks half black and half native-american

amazing body though

GOTTA GET A MONGREL

If you show her the rublevka and pretend you live in it, she will sit on your dick pretty fast.

how do i get a brazilian gf?

>be 1st worlder
>go to literally any brazilian city, preferably south where they are hotter
>make known you're 1st worlder
>enjoy your fresh, wet, new pussy everywhere you go

have reis

>mongrel

isn't that the whole point of brazilian women and brazil in general?

I don't get it. If you know where they live, what keeps the police from raiding the house and shooting everyone up?

This.

Cops earn really bad, so any amount of cash is enough to keep everyone happy. It's just business.

A panicat like gf.

post brazilian qts

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In this country, rich people can take a shit in your mouth, and nothing will happen to them.

And this too.

actually i am a turk

allah akbar

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gypsy pls

we know from the flag

yes

Besides the human shields, you mean?

>confusing brazil with mexico
Hey, this is my role!

and they probably have buddies in the government.

So you put a Russian, Finnish and American anons side by side, all three are reasonably white and good looking. They don't have an equal chance to score in Brazil?

Dibs on Irathients to represent Mexicans, we wuz Jaguar warriors n shiet

yes yes and yes

Post the kind of Colombianas you like so I can laugh at your terrible standards.

Finnish was a bad example, nobody knows finland here

If it was a Norwegian/swiss, yes, he would score in place of the other two

>tfw my rich parents live in Brazil
I'll call them to check that up

would prefer a mexican gf 2bh

she's a bottle blond kanker idioot

>blue eyes
are you blind?

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the dude

Do all Russians wear Vostok watches? I have two they are pretty good.

this is what the guy in the pic looks like now. he regularly posts on /fit/

she was way better before that garbage tit job

seriously?! tell me me more, i'm looking for the story on this for ages

is him nderachore or something?

what the hell some guy knows her? and he posts on Sup Forums? i'm gonna need some details

Yes but only if she's black

this is him posting the pic from the op. archive doesn't have the picture anymore, but it's the same dimensions and file size, and if you search it on the fit archive you'll find threads where they're clearly talking about this pic
desuarchive.org/fit/thread/26526252/#26528830

although I have to question it since his trip isn't the first to post that picture

No because her penis will be bigger than mine.

That depends if Brazilian women like black American men.

I want a yupiel gf.

Dude, I asked it on a brazilian chan and they said it this guy posted it 6 years pretending it was not him

It's strange, he said he fucked her, but he didn't say he was him on desu archive, maybe it really is him?

strange, will search for the new pic you posted

I don't know if it really is him because he's american, right? The dude on the pic looks kinda brazilian?

God
DAMN

Glad to see a fellow high test bro. I'm sick of the obnoxious low test fags who are always hatin'.

this girl needs the Big Norwegian Penis in her life

desuarchive.org/fit/thread/26640386/#26643417

he's at least lived in brazil. I honestly don't know much about him, there was just a thread yesterday making the connection and asking him about the girl in the pic, but he didn't respond

so I might be wrong, who knows

Yes, it looks like he lived here for a while, that would imply the guy in the pic (implying it's him) is american

Guy hasn't posted since March, fuck

Judging by the photo do you think it's him in the OP?

wtf I love Brazil now

eu vejo essa foto fico puto, porque me do conta de que nunca vou ser um playboy de 14 anos que mora no leblon, surfa todo dia, fuma maconha no duplex dos pais e pega as cocota de cabelo descolorado.

I'm pretty sure she is 14

>he fucked that prime aryan pussy
Lucky fag.

That just makes it better.
>you'll never fuck teen prime unused aryan pussy and won't get any trouble for this.

>implying 14-16 isn't the greatest age range

I am even more attracted

14 is legal in Brazil folks!

Come to Brazil we have nice rooms just for gringos like you!

I played Max Payne 3. Am i well prepared for visiting Brazil?

>Do you want a brazilian gf?
Yes. tfw no br gf

yes, but don't take the subway

I won't. There wasn't subway level in Max Payne 3 so i'm not prepared for it. However i can survive in the bus depot, police HQ, favela, airport.