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Paul Nuttall edition

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cara

korean pop

pretty gf that loves me

that's not paul nuttall

Isn't that harry hill?

That's harry hill though

why are the things pink

what do you usually think about while going to sleep

What's Harry Hill even about? Is he intending to be a children's entertainer or a comedian or what? Entirely unfunny cretin.

>Now I like Theresa May, and I also like Jeremy Corbyn... but which is better...?

>There's only one way to find out...

I'll nutall over your face you melt

*heems you*

arrrooooooo

t. had his video rejected by youve been framed

LET THE WIN BLOW HIGH
LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS IN ME KILT I'LL GO
ALL THE LASSIES SAY HELLO
DONALD WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS!

I am bloody tired lads

PAKIS OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

*Farts*

wew, that was a stinker

she looks retarded

Not that's an ayy lmao

why were you absent for months

something along the lines of what am i doing

post fuck machines

Any organic chemists around?

Going to do a Monday afternoon singsong lads, anyone got any requests?

Ate about 1400 calories in snacks alone today

Creep by Radiohead

was banned for a while and then i tried not to come back to this site

Give me a reason to get out of bed lads or at least tell me how to bounce back from an ecstasy comedown?

You can't 'leave', lad

>i tried not to come back to this site

why

acting as our official BIDF ambassador itt:

good post

bad post with a od image. mixed feelings.

going to sleep

can I get a goodnight?

Don't, just relax in bed

wish you'd stayed gone tbqh

cause in the end it only makes you feel worse

goodnight m8

*gets in bed with you*
oi leave the lamp on I want to read

I think Israel is inspiring!

>try to post
>get the street sign captcha
>solve 10 in a row correctly but keep getting told to try again

the street sign one is fucked lads, literally never get it right first time

Ecstasy come down
1 pm

You made the mistake of dropping too late in the night and have wasted the day completely

Get yourself magnesium and eat a good dinner.

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Switch to legacy captcha

>people still haven;'t changed to legacy captcha

have they got learning disabilities?

...

this is the best tweet of all time tbqh

>2012+4
>not using legacy captcha

use legacy

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Buy a Sup Forums pass goy

crotch has a bit of a pong

*nods respectfully towards /brit/*

alri

alri mountain jew

JAAAANNY COME OUT TO PLAAAAAAAAY

get yourself a kebab when the takeaways open lad. watch a few shit films as well

you'll be good in no time

alri

alri

what's yer 'hing?

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Sorry for the interference, still trying to set up the mic. Also apologies for the abrupt end, was just about to start coughing so didn't fancy the high notes desu.

The only problem is getting up to collect my dole down the post office, but that does sound nice

nob off you tosspot

youtube.com/watch?v=7Vctsq9gupE

i wish i was in a gang

warriors was such a fucking good movie

Plans for the next 10 minutes:
>make a cup of Aeropress coffee
>research 0.5mg of pyrazolam

who wants to get HEEMED

>dole
>ecstasy
>getting up at almost 2 pm on a Monday

Disgusting druggie Leach

>Historia Regum Britanniae (English: The History of the Kings of Britain) is a pseudohistorical account of British history, written around 1136 by Geoffrey of Monmouth. It chronicles the lives of the kings of the Britons over the course of two thousand years, beginning with the Trojans

Bongs, explain yourselves.

could spark tim clean out

There is nothing to explain

tfw no uniformed street gang to romp around with

tfw you and the lads will never drop a few cunse while all wearing the same jackets

been having unprotected sex with a slut
never thought about STIs but maybe I should

test

could heem the pair of you and tim

>pseudohistorical
do you know how to read or is your fucking face so fat that you can no longer see out of your eye sockets you fat cunt

Are you going to pick up a sandwich from the Pret as well? You fucking normie

got invited to go to a gay club with a mate on one of their "straight people nights" and agreed to go.

having second thoughts 2bh

EXTREMELY good post

bit gay

pondering this pic

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i'm gonna do it

We wuz Trojans?

Prolly get drugged and egged into shagging in the jacks

and this one

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That was nice

Shan't be opening either of these links

it's a straight people night lads and he's shagged some properly fit girls there

might sodding well do in that fucking mick in this thread, lads
what do you think?

There's a .lgbt domain now?

Wow, rude

Delet this post

Do it lad

don't care

could not pay me to go into a nightclub, would not touch one with a bargepole

it just won't be happening

lads I'm off to Shanghai December 17th but the two nights before that I've already planned to get absolutely off my nut on whatever chemicals I can get my hands on

reckon I can manage a 13 hour flight absolutely gacked out my nostrils boys?

good idea

Why are there so few right wing comedians?

They wuz romans wuz trojans.

S Club Party x

Any further requests? Lacking inspiration and am a bit bored desu.

Chill out friend, you have your whole life ahead of you, don't waste it on a harmless paddy

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