You wake up in Australia
You wake up in Australia
Mason Turner
Nathan Bennett
I end my life
Angel Rogers
self immolate
Nicholas Roberts
what the fuck did he just pour into his ear
Jack Anderson
indeed
Gabriel Thomas
Spider semen
Aaron Jackson
Holy Water
Camden Adams
Armenian tears
Blake Martin
jesus fuck
Aaron Thomas
what if it laid eggs?
Jaxon Ward
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Nicholas Carter
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Ryder Bailey
Pussies, it's just a 8 legger crawlie crawl
Aaron Myers
what the fuck
Daniel Perez
Those eyes tho.
Like "why you doing dis? :("
Jeremiah Cook
Ay cunts! Just went for a piss and found this little fucker hidin' under the toilet lid.
Eli Long
Spiderstraya thread? I'm in
Connor Morris
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Ethan Hill
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Kayden Barnes
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Levi Perry
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Brayden Nelson
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James Cooper
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
Nolan Moore
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Camden Taylor
Fuck that shit
Thomas Price
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Brody Kelly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tyler Carter
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Adam Morales
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Isaiah Flores
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Easton Bennett
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Ryan Edwards
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Jeremiah Cooper
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Jose Rivera
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Jack Rogers
ITT: Men being scared of spiders
Jeremiah Brown
I'm sure why people thought Australia was just for prison lol
Dylan Thomas
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Luke Baker
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Chase Russell
>You wake up in Australia
Tyler Rogers
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Tyler Reed
Says the cuntree of giant hornets.
Jack Allen
Please do not be what I think it is.
Please.
Kevin Gomez
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Hudson Allen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Justin Roberts
it is
Jason Lewis
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Henry Peterson
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Isaiah Morales
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Grayson Price
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Daniel King
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Anthony Murphy
Those spiders are fucking CUTE. Its eyes make it seem like a mutated mammal to me and completely turn off my arachnophobia
Aiden Moore
at least they are uncommon in resident area
Kayden Morris
Truly a Godless land
Henry Hughes
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Liam Baker
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Julian Robinson
holy mother of god
why does something like this exist even
Matthew Sanders
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Isaiah Jackson
idk Australia gets such a bad rep with spiders when Brazil is much, much fucking worse for critters
Nathaniel Kelly
At least there's a warning
Oliver Martin
>muh audio streams
>muh 3 mb file size
>literally 19 attempts
im just gonna post the FUCKING link
youtube.com
Easton Bennett
The animals here are very friendly. Trust me, I know a few spiders and they're good folks
Andrew Thompson
t. spider
Asher Brooks
>spiders
Evan Rodriguez
ditto
Ayden Butler
Mexican
Are those Gypsy Moths or is that really spiders?
Matthew Green
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
You couldn't pay me to live in that spider infested shithole of a country.
Dylan Barnes
You know things are bad when even a Russian doesn't want to live in your country.
Noah Hill
>australia
>human orifice
yeah i am not clicking this link
Ian Price
Good God I'm having nightmares tonight
t. Melbourne cuck
Camden Martinez
the spider that crawls out is a qt tho :D
Josiah Jones
>Implying you'll be able to sleep
Better cover your ears m8
Colton Russell
KEEP THOSE DAMN THINGS IN AUSTRALIA.
No wonder that place was designed to be a prison.
I'll gladly stay here where people die due to cold, not due to spider bites.
Jacob Jenkins
Fuck this thread for real holy fuckin shit.
I WANTED to visit Australia. ;_;
Oliver Walker
I'm relieved. I thought it's going to be an earwig.
Camden Fisher
Same.
Hudson Evans
t. (((aussie))) turkroach on holiday in the holyland
Noah Evans
There is literally nothing wrong with being a spider.