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cara

korean pop

SHUT UP AND LET ME GO REEE

rosehip tqh lads

sainsbury's > waitrose > asda > tesco > morrison's

Why can't we have those kind of Asians instead of """Asians"""

>people who make videos in front of extremely conspicuous bookshelves to emphasise how well-read they are

the height of wankery

FUCKING SKINHEADS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

haha too true x

Will he come back now lads?

>anything worse than Tesco

fuck right off

to be fair it does look a bit nicer to standing against a plain wall

it's tescos not tesco

...

TIDF on the set

>Founder: Jack ((((((((((Cohen)))))))))

There are Asian people/cunts that aren't massive pricks 2bh

>mentally ill trannies have bigger flaccid willies than you

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grim

I'm off to the Wal-Mart lads, want anything?

read it again, you window-licker

>Why can't we have those kind of Asians instead of """Asians"""

and when hard

ohh i'm a retard LOL

it's wal-marts not wal-mart

Woman of the year 2015: Caitlyn Jenner
Woman of the year 2016: Bono

>tfw biological women are literally on the way out of history

*teleports in front of you*

*slices you in have with my katana*
psssssshhhhhhhh, nothing personnel kid

*ice barrages you*

c u in lummy m8

men dont really want women, they want a man in a dress

LADS LADS LADS

OI OI OI

WAHEYYYYY

t. amer hussain

Well?

jews rule the world m8

wonder what cums feel like for girls
mad that I'll never experience it

Question for you here lads.

Imagine in the future right, surgery and mind transplants have become utterly perfected to the point where a potential male trap could elect to have surgery and wake up in a body that was 100% indistinguishable as anything other than a cute girl's body to all who looked upon it.

In this future, would you shag / go out with one of these women if they confessed to you that they were actually born a man? Please also include justification for your answer, be it yes or no.

ok *wanks thinking of this*

hahaha madman

in my dressing gown drinking hot chocolate at 3pm lads

what shall I play

Witcher 3
Hearts of Iron
Overwatch

was always a rapid fast runner but always had scrawney legs, ever since gettin big time on the cycle ting tho got the most toned quads with all muscle bits popping out

feels good, arnie would be proud of my adequate proportions

Still don't have a jewish gf

Witcher 3 lad

How easy is it to acquire sterons?

HAHAHA YES DEANO YOU ABSOLUTE LEDGE

do some witchering

daylight savings time is fucking me up aha

whats a steron

GENTLEMEN

THIS IS

DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

>buy a game
>play it for 10 minutes
>it's shit/I can't fucking be arsed

this happened for the last couple of years until about 6 months ago I stopped buying games altogether

regret spunking a grand on a gaming PC and buying over 1000 games on steam now haha woops hahaha

frog tech, juice, gear, creatine

(steroids)

are you me?

I just pirate them nowadays

Memba bionic man

nah doubt I'm you, I don't play them at all now

I see you know your shitposting well

don't use any of that shit am au-natty
but its easy as fuck to get

Yeah I just don't enjoy them like I used to.

If I had a gf I'd probably abandon games altogether

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really love how the white lad dresses
a lot like me tbqh

the bane edit of this is the funniest thing I've seen this year

>"ever since gettin big time on the cycle ting tho"
>I don't use steroids

So you were talking about an actual bicycle? That wasn't clear at all.

>tfw no bad gyal to jump pon mi cocky

yes a bicycle haha

Would it have the hormones of a woman? A woman with the hormones of a man would be top, tibih

how do we fix Scotland?

I thought Scotland was a great place, with lovely people what the fuck is happening there?

lads I'm supposed to send in some work for 'formative' marking, which is to say that the tutor will mark it and add suggestions before it gets re-submitted for actual marking

but I have not done any work and have been very irresponsible in that regard

so what should I do? should I send the tutor an email saying sorry or should I just not do anything? which is the better option in this scenario?

the boobies are literally and actually blinding

learn how to not reddit space

>how do we fix Scotland?
genocide, repopulate it with english

post it

More CGI than a michael bay film in just one picture

HA HA

YAAAAAS QUEEN!

need a dutty gyal to wine her bumper pon mi

Not to the point where it would undo the appearance of looking 100% like a woman. For instance if you suddenly raised a normal woman's test levels to that of a man there would be physical manifestations.

But in this thought experiment that wouldn't be the case. You can imagine that these proto-women would have the sex drive of a normal man if you like, but they wouldn't have any hormones which would compromise their outward womanly appearances.

See what you can do until the date and be honest with him.

Lads

High Speed Rail?

Those brave people choose death over being ruled by brits.

Shetland is so high because there's a massive smack problem there. There's virtually no coke or MDMA there: just smack.

>I live in the patch of N. Wales thats full of druggies

Rhyl is a shithole, even compared to Australia

ahh yes geordies

I didn't like trains anyway

>Miss out the North East entirely and make it even more cut off than it already is

Ah yes

just bounced the gf's head off the floor

>You can imagine that these proto-women would have the sex drive of a normal man if you like, but they wouldn't have any hormones which would compromise their outward womanly appearances.

Yes, absolutely, sounds wonderful. All women are to men is just a wet meat hole anyway, so having one that has been engineered to not be a cunt would be ideal.

If this happened I would genuinely consider arranging a meetup in Manny.

Gunna be great but by the time they finish it it will be already out dated (because our government sucks dick) and every single person who has to see the complete and utter disgusting eyesore that is HS2 running through beautiful British countryside will die a little inside. If only it was just rails, but it is not.

Teesside isn't Georgie you thick cunt.

And nowt is legit slang that has existed for hundreds of years

>the post apocalyptic gulag of swansea
>the mad max-style wasteland great yarmouth and lowestoft

What can I buy to fill the gaping existential emptiness?

That's what you get for living behind the pennines you fuck

HS2 will be far prettier than the grey tatty motorways that already run through the british countryside

"muh countryside" just isn't an argument

>HS2 running through beautiful British countryside
It goes nowhere near the best countryside anyway

The correct spelling is 'naught' you runt

I don't get this, why should I as a Londoner pay to support the rest of the UK? Now we're getting pulled out of the EU just because some fat ugly English retards up north.

London should become an independent city state. Also it should be a republic because monarchy is ridiculous in 2016.

Any fellow Londoners with me?

the patch on the map is conwy and rhyl is in denbighshire

It is my dream to move to Hull

>Any fellow Londoners with me?
Well I haven't heard any arabic so apparently not

I'll stand with you.

t. Rupinder

Just sold my POS pc tower for a cool £75

cornetto

Detonate the Trident missiles aboard the submarines stationed there and wipe the slate clean, wait a few decades for the radiation to dissipate and then move in good white British folk to repopulate