Should of

>should of

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NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

>could care less

I hate when people use this instead of should have. STOP

well, they care enough to respond to you...

>had had

That's correct
If you had had an education you would know this

That's correct. So is that that

>mfw

vai se foder macaco

Idioms are a diamond dozen man, you can't expect people to get them all right.

>turrents

>it's a doggy dog world out there

>tivesse tido

>diamond dozen
hate the be the baron of bad news, but..

I get mildly triggered when people use "that" instead of "who" when referring to a person. I know both are correct but it still seems rude.

>doesn't know when "the" is pronounced "thee" in a sentence

this is not a thing, get your 18th century ass out of here sir

>Americans in charge of speaking the Queen's English

I just noticed I pronounce it both ways

>Brits in charge of not acting like fags
Lmoa

>saying 'trying to' instead of 'tryna'
you tryna sound smart but be sounding like a dumbass LMOA haha

I'm being completely serious, give me a sentence where the should be pronounced thee, I'm really curious if that would make sense here or people would look at me wrong

Thou art a fool, my good sir

No need to add salt to injury.

>not knowing the difference between lets and let's

>had had had had

>tfw you can correct (some) mistakes of (some) native english speakers

>off of

Easiest one is "the end" is pronounced "thee end"

Your mother bounced off of my dick when I told her you were a faggot yesterday.

wow alright well thats fucking obvious, I'm asking for an actual conversational sentence. I can't imagine any time where I would see thee.

Alright Christmas Austria calm down

I grabbed it off of Napster. correct?

Don't use off of full stop desu. It's not poor English as such but the of is redundant and it sounds stupid.

Just use off.
>I jumped off a cliff

...

The (thee) imagination of a child is a beautiful thing

Fuck off of off m8

>New Orleens

ok thx.
I didn't like "off of", 2bh, I thought I was the one making a mistake

>not mispronouncing things to trigger the Frogs

Genuinely never noticed this, it's just come naturally. How do you know when to use it?

Now that would be telling

It triggers me aswell m8

Get tae fuck

>assburgers
Not even a meme

I thought that was a meme, who pronounces it assburgers?

Yanks

vowels

Everyone I know bar me

If you want to speak real American English, you need to drop as many letters as possible in spoken language. That's probably where the should of comes from, retarded Americans who can't spell and just write how they speak

Americans are so silly

Saw it on the news about Elliot Rodger

Amerisharts are usually the ones to do this

>you're cunt
I know it's trolling but I rage every time

Why are you such a bully

your're are a bit nervous, friend....

You mock them but every Euro speaks yank English.

>haha bro americans are so dumb man cowabunga dude

speaking like a brit would be tryhard as fuck

All you do is pronounce r's as ahs and not be so nasal and you're done.

Before a vowel it's 'thee'

Same with 'a' and 'an'

>that one guy who pronounced 'sree' which means 'shit' (verb), instead of 'three'

i don't know why I laughed so much at this lel

and people will think im retarded or making fun of your accent.
not that easy to pull off.

"Nawlins" is how people who live there say it. Other parts of louisiana it sounds more like "New Orlins"

>That's probably where the should of comes from, retarded Americans who can't spell and just write how they speak

This is exactly where that shit comes from, and is an easy way to spot an idiot online.

>and people will think im retarded or making fun of your accent.

That just shows how americanised you are. I've heard lots of Euros, mainly older ones who you can tell have learnt from us and they sound so much better than the yank ones.

dude...i live in a portuguese city full of englishmen and cant pull it off....maybe 10 years from now i will...

Just come here for a year and you'll be sorted

>better off

>the the

?

Well that one's perfectly fine.

Example pls

cow

Just look at that fucking word, stare at it

You're better off killing yourself my man

IT'S
T
'
S

The 'the' is used before a noun.

I tried using a British accent but I failed so I have to settle for disgusting American accent.
Sorry.

>there, they're, their

>have to/must
>should/shall
>was/were (what the point of this ffs?)

The incorrect use of 'was' is a good idnicator of being working class here. They'll say 'You was'

>thair
>they yer
>thur
I don't know why people can't see a difference

Dialects and accents.

>the English language

American English or British English?

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