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goodjob edition

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Need a bf lads

>tfw no cute girls feet in my face

C R O A T I A

pondering having a wank

*surreptitiously opens xvideos*

>a non-country with a cake for a flag

have never had sex and my willy smells of space invaders

bell end smells like ripe unwashed cock

want to get married and have two kids

Australians are just Brits on holiday

fucking weirdo

nonce

I even have a British passport to prove it

>applied for garden centre job
>got a response
>woman suggested I do a packing job there instead of a weekend one because I'll get more hours
>she'll pass my cv on to a colleague and he'll get in touch

Would have rather worked on the tills but still noice

Dead end street is The Kinks' best song

made love to a bag of skips and now I'm dreadfully ashamed of my life choices

>Australians are just Brits on holiday
*in prison

MAAAAARMALAADE

found an ideal retail job
going to go for it lads

kiddie fiddler

t. 15 year old

dindu nuffin mang

Make me proud, lad

>it's a general about nothing...

>ideal
>retail
>job

howling desu

offering a free willy lick to a cute boy

Good lad

why do yanks have to wait in line for hours to vote?

we have a higher voter turnout and I've never seen so much as a queue at the polling station

I'm 23

Slot badger

im a cute boy

today is just not my day

post lips

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's at a tailor that I've always dreamed of having a suit from
like it's actually something I would enjoy

only sometimes

yank voting is a complete and utter mess

hillary will get millions of fake votes in swing states

*tips foil fedora*

Your life is such a state palestine's seeking reparations

Because electronic voting systems are fucking retarded and prone to fraud and hijacking anyway and paper ballots are faster safer cheaper and funner (watching the Ref votes being counted live was fun for everyone in the BREXIT vote)

That's what you get for being a NEET and pissing away years

Fun Fact: Hillary Clinton uncovered mass voter fraud in the southside of Chicago perpetrated by the Democrats when she was a Republican campaign staffer.

>if you cant beat em, join em

NEED an argie gf

>tfw 22 and in a call centre
can't believe there are people there that have worked there for years

Why don't you try and get into an entry level job that will lead onto something good lad

>WHINY
>LITTLE
>BITCH

>boca juniors fan

Somebody stop this man

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centres_in_Australia

*politely nods from across the room*

>23
>weekend job in a garden centre

gonna need a reputable source on this i'm afraid

fucking absolute state of that fat bastard

>dating an argie
disgusting

>wanting a black gf

Can't believe you're 22 and working in a call centre

You're no better than them

I'm 21 and I've never had a job.

I've applied to lots but I just don't get them.

the gap between now and sixth form is getting harder to explain

help

Do you know what kind of career you want lads

rimjob w/reach around or fuck off

200 years is a long holiday lmao

>I'm 21 and I've never had a job.

I am better than them because I'm not 27 and have worked there for 4 years with no promotion

honestly want you to stop judging him

You're being mean for no reason and its not on.

want to do town planning haha

watching a trump speech right now and I notice how the crowd doesn't actually pay attention except for when he says some taglines like "drain the swamp" etc

He's such a state palestine's seeking reparations

I don't but good luck laddy.

Ah! Ça ira! Ça ira! Ça ira!
Les aristocrates à la lanterne
Ah! Ça ira! Ça ira! Ça ira!
Les aristocrates, on les pendra!

dont talk to the german autist about city planning

here's mine

Me too actually but I don't think those jobs are easy to get and I don't have a geography degree

the runts are out in force today

They all need experience.

I did an apprenticeship in IT years ago and could not get a job because I didn't have any customer service experience.

Tescos have no till jobs in my area, it's just personal shopper whatever that is.

I do landscaping work but on and off and landscaping companies all want hard landscaping experience (basically being a builder) which I don't really have, just soft landscaping.

Can't think of any other entry level jobs desu.

CHYNA

had a mug of urine on my desk for about a week now

His post clearly states he's not getting a weekend job

admin assistant

>girls with braces getting facials

Yum

wrongun

Corr, blooming, blimey!

really, really want this retail job now lads
getting my hopes up when I really shouldn't be

>So user I heard you are Alt right, is this true?

lads

lads

i'm going to something really funny

lads

listen to this idea

im going to...

WEAR A GREEN MORPH SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

no

Urine for a smelly surprise when you finally take care of it.

you need to volunteer otherwise youve got no chance

please don't be such a misogynistic pig towards my picturegf

no

why don't people with so-called "depression" just cheer up?

yeah
you've even managed to do the place up a bit
good on ya, cunts.

just gonna gun for an rtpi accredited masters and use my senpai contacts to get some experience desu. just fucking annoying it's useless anywhere else, i'd be trapped in the uk forever

it is actually quite funny when people do this though lmao

Sounds comfy.

t. not the autist but fan of planning games

Personal shoppers have experience in customer service. I used to work as one and you'll get people who approach you and ask you directions, questions etc.

fuck I want it so bad and I'm not going to get it

sourced from the biography. Her Way which is fully backed up

if you dont believe in voter fraud in america you're a braindead useful idiot

>looking for a junior candidate with direct marketing experience
>have relevant telephone/customer service experience
>Recent telephone experience

reeeee

My plan with the garden centre was to get customer service experience to use for other things.
What does the job entail exactly? Just picking and packing for online shopping?

>get diagnosed with anxiety and manic depression
>just stop being so stupid user dont get yourself worked up
>just calm down mate
>not that easy
>no mate just stop being so silly no reason to get worked up its fine