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Need a bf lads
>tfw no cute girls feet in my face
C R O A T I A
pondering having a wank
*surreptitiously opens xvideos*
>a non-country with a cake for a flag
have never had sex and my willy smells of space invaders
bell end smells like ripe unwashed cock
want to get married and have two kids
Australians are just Brits on holiday
fucking weirdo
nonce
I even have a British passport to prove it
>applied for garden centre job
>got a response
>woman suggested I do a packing job there instead of a weekend one because I'll get more hours
>she'll pass my cv on to a colleague and he'll get in touch
Would have rather worked on the tills but still noice
Dead end street is The Kinks' best song
made love to a bag of skips and now I'm dreadfully ashamed of my life choices
>Australians are just Brits on holiday
*in prison
MAAAAARMALAADE
found an ideal retail job
going to go for it lads
kiddie fiddler
t. 15 year old
dindu nuffin mang
Make me proud, lad
>it's a general about nothing...
>ideal
>retail
>job
howling desu
offering a free willy lick to a cute boy
Good lad
why do yanks have to wait in line for hours to vote?
we have a higher voter turnout and I've never seen so much as a queue at the polling station
I'm 23
Slot badger
im a cute boy
today is just not my day
post lips
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it's at a tailor that I've always dreamed of having a suit from
like it's actually something I would enjoy
only sometimes
yank voting is a complete and utter mess
hillary will get millions of fake votes in swing states
*tips foil fedora*
Your life is such a state palestine's seeking reparations
Because electronic voting systems are fucking retarded and prone to fraud and hijacking anyway and paper ballots are faster safer cheaper and funner (watching the Ref votes being counted live was fun for everyone in the BREXIT vote)
That's what you get for being a NEET and pissing away years
Fun Fact: Hillary Clinton uncovered mass voter fraud in the southside of Chicago perpetrated by the Democrats when she was a Republican campaign staffer.
>if you cant beat em, join em
NEED an argie gf
>tfw 22 and in a call centre
can't believe there are people there that have worked there for years
Why don't you try and get into an entry level job that will lead onto something good lad
>WHINY
>LITTLE
>BITCH
>boca juniors fan
Somebody stop this man
*politely nods from across the room*
>23
>weekend job in a garden centre
gonna need a reputable source on this i'm afraid
fucking absolute state of that fat bastard
>dating an argie
disgusting
>wanting a black gf
Can't believe you're 22 and working in a call centre
You're no better than them
I'm 21 and I've never had a job.
I've applied to lots but I just don't get them.
the gap between now and sixth form is getting harder to explain
help
Do you know what kind of career you want lads
rimjob w/reach around or fuck off
200 years is a long holiday lmao
>I'm 21 and I've never had a job.
I am better than them because I'm not 27 and have worked there for 4 years with no promotion
honestly want you to stop judging him
You're being mean for no reason and its not on.
want to do town planning haha
watching a trump speech right now and I notice how the crowd doesn't actually pay attention except for when he says some taglines like "drain the swamp" etc
He's such a state palestine's seeking reparations
I don't but good luck laddy.
Ah! Ça ira! Ça ira! Ça ira!
Les aristocrates à la lanterne
Ah! Ça ira! Ça ira! Ça ira!
Les aristocrates, on les pendra!
dont talk to the german autist about city planning
here's mine
Me too actually but I don't think those jobs are easy to get and I don't have a geography degree
the runts are out in force today
They all need experience.
I did an apprenticeship in IT years ago and could not get a job because I didn't have any customer service experience.
Tescos have no till jobs in my area, it's just personal shopper whatever that is.
I do landscaping work but on and off and landscaping companies all want hard landscaping experience (basically being a builder) which I don't really have, just soft landscaping.
Can't think of any other entry level jobs desu.
CHYNA
had a mug of urine on my desk for about a week now
His post clearly states he's not getting a weekend job
admin assistant
>girls with braces getting facials
Yum
wrongun
Corr, blooming, blimey!
really, really want this retail job now lads
getting my hopes up when I really shouldn't be
>So user I heard you are Alt right, is this true?
lads
lads
i'm going to something really funny
lads
listen to this idea
im going to...
WEAR A GREEN MORPH SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
no
Urine for a smelly surprise when you finally take care of it.
you need to volunteer otherwise youve got no chance
please don't be such a misogynistic pig towards my picturegf
no
why don't people with so-called "depression" just cheer up?
yeah
you've even managed to do the place up a bit
good on ya, cunts.
just gonna gun for an rtpi accredited masters and use my senpai contacts to get some experience desu. just fucking annoying it's useless anywhere else, i'd be trapped in the uk forever
it is actually quite funny when people do this though lmao
Sounds comfy.
t. not the autist but fan of planning games
Personal shoppers have experience in customer service. I used to work as one and you'll get people who approach you and ask you directions, questions etc.
fuck I want it so bad and I'm not going to get it
sourced from the biography. Her Way which is fully backed up
if you dont believe in voter fraud in america you're a braindead useful idiot
>looking for a junior candidate with direct marketing experience
>have relevant telephone/customer service experience
>Recent telephone experience
reeeee
My plan with the garden centre was to get customer service experience to use for other things.
What does the job entail exactly? Just picking and packing for online shopping?
>get diagnosed with anxiety and manic depression
>just stop being so stupid user dont get yourself worked up
>just calm down mate
>not that easy
>no mate just stop being so silly no reason to get worked up its fine