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3D women are EXTREMELY important.

3D > 2D

Ate a REALLY good salad.

Hmmmmm

i really want a friend but since i moved states i have nobody
i have nothing

Ooga booga where da white wimmin at

>life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get

Lithuanians are not gay, please delete this post.

thnaks

thanks

t.hanks

ps thanks

Me and the gang.

Im on the right( the bald one).

sign up for a football/cricket/rugby club and talk to people there
if you have social skills going to the gym will be enough as long as you manage to talk to people there
if you're an autist some anime/rpg/board game club could be the right choice for you

what gang?
what are you talking about

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Haha, forgot the pic.

As i said... Me and the gang. Im on the right (the bald one).

retard lmao

But, you will always get chocolates inside a chocolate box.

3D > 2D

It is talking about the flavor that is inside of each chocolate pieces

why are asking the same question over and over again?(I know that it's you)

K

4D > 3D

Thank you

Looks like that schizo weeb isn't here today

GO BACK TO THE MUSEUM

*unsheats gladius*
*teleports in front of you*

>Say that one more time, see what happens, faggot

I haven't seen him in a while. I guess the "impersonator" inside his head got him good.

Thread theme song
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Congratulation on your promotion to metrocop.

'no'

I could dump some anime pics in his place for real /balt/ thread experience

FOR FUCKS SAKE YEEESSSS

me getting ready for the day

would fuck
btw why don't wear any panties?

noooo i beg you, don't dump anime stuff just randomly
talk about stuff, meme or whatever along with cartoonpic but don't spam mindlessly

hey nice tits girl

wow nice butt ;)

BANNED

Et tussu tuulduks.

For easier access?

for easy access.

3D is love.
3D is life.

pic related my gf

sorry don't understand
hmmmm you guys think alike

nut'd on her face haha

are her parents retarded? because she sure is special

>blackface
bit racist to be honest

Good one user.....yeah.

haha thanks

Not a single Latvian in this itt so far.


[spoiler]Good.[/spoiler]

I miss my latvian bae

Where did you come from, where did you go, Broseph?

When Lithuanians are posting /balt/ is great again. Latvians come -- /balt/ goes to shit. Many such cases!

Sad!

me on pic

How do you take such great photos?

>pale af skin
>unkempt greasy hair
>beer belly
>no sense of style
Guy looks like a total beta. Typical drumpf supporter.

About a half hour later, she got off her elliptical and started walking to the water fountain. I “coincidentally” finished mine as well and caught up to her as she finished drinking.
“Hey,” I said to her.
She smiled and replied, “Hey.”
“I see you in here all the time. Are you an athlete?” I asked. By doing this, I complimented her subtly by suggesting that she had an athletic body while also asking her a genuine question. She laughed. “No, I’m actually a law student and I come here sometimes to unwind.”
“Well, since we keep running into each other by accident, why don’t we run into each other on purpose for once over a cup of coffee?” I asked.
“Sure, that sounds great” she said. “My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. I’m Laura.”
“I’m Tomato91” I replied.
When I left the gym that day, I felt like I could have taken on the strongest guy there.

bottom row
first and third column
yum

>Yes why I do enjoy drinking cum and sucking on cocks
This is you.

no you

no no, it IS you actually.

How are you so knowledgeable about cum drinking and cock sucking? Talking from experience?

both of you like cocks
The end

Kinda happy with how my life's been going so far.

Met a nice girl, we've been together for 4 months now. Started posting less on Sup Forums. Had more time to concentrate on my workouts and on academic stuff, while still being able to sleep enough to not be tired and energy less the whole day.

I also became a vegetarian, drinking raw eggs is really good after a tough workout. By the way, if I've learned one thing throughout my journey: attractive women are easier to pick up than uggos. It's just our brain telling us that it's the other way around, but it's nonsense.
Alri that's it from me, hope you guys get your lives on track as well and drink and masturbate less.

Peace

didn't read lol

>drinking raw eggs
aren't you scared of salmonella?
also it taste disgusting
>Vegetarian
why is this suppose to be a good thing

>the perverted lithuanians going on about immoral stuff
how about no and stop?

Latvia cannot function without Australia.

um I finished my fap like an hour ago and didn't talk about anything perverted since

Not talking about you, talking about the perverts above

Do you dislike gay people? Are you homophobic? Is that it? I bet you hate women as well you fucking racist! People like you seriously disgust me! No wonder you have no girlfriend!

back from ban for posting cultural appreciation
why do these slavs think /balt/ wants to be in a thread with them?

I have had many girlfriends during my highschool and gymnasium times but nowadays I enjoy my own company and can do whatever. But please stop with these bad posts we need more good quality posts.

>latvia and "function" used in the same sentence
does not compute

Slavs are our brothers. It is the filthy germanics and anglos (notice how I didn't capitalise germanics and anglos) who are a Balt's moretal enemy.

Slava!

What does vagina taste like?

Sweat and flesh

this guy eats pussy
it's exactly how i described it

>flesh
You mean like meat? Like that ground beef from the supermarket?

My friend's 13yo sister is really coming on to me. It is pretty obvious she likes me and it is making me nervous af.

>Be chilling at friends place
>Playing vydya and later using his home gym
>Afterwards i shower and change
>Walk into his room looking for my shirt
>His sister is there and he is not
>We talk a little and she touches my stomach
>Later that week she keeps touching my arm when in doing OHP
>I think that she is just young and playing
>One day she fucking sits on my lap
>I realise it is more than playing

Fucking what do i do?

;)

wait a year and put it in her ass

Hello
Not like that, but fleshy texture. There is no direct "taste" unless she hasn't washed or has bad mucus bacteria down there. But the enjoyment of hearing moans and excitement of sex is what fires up most people. Don't let japanese cartoon books fool you.

She is qute tbqh but i feel like my friend is gonnna kill me

>not talking about you

wow ok

I thought we were friends

guess I'll go hang myself then

Am I welcome even if I live up in haparanda?

post her feet

whats a haparanda

Fucc u

But I didn't mean like that
*lost in confusion*

Thanks for the description friend

Thats pretty hot

Do people in your countries try to avoid conscription?

Is town I am from
Left side is swedish
Ride side is finnish

yes
3 friends actually left the country because of it
t. Lithuanian

k, post her butte then

welcome

i had sex with my friend's mum lmao
he never found out though so fuck it

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what did you mean by that

>tfw you realise /balt/ consists of 3 lithuanians with proxies and Sup Forums passes and one swede who has too much time on his hands and doesn't know what he's doing with his life
>tfw only the ausnz bring some fresh air to the thread