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#Justice4Jannies edition

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just testing the water lads

x

we're all in this one haha

karen

yeah, im about lads, you can all calm down now
im here okay?

where the opps at

there's one you can keep alive and he leaves the gate with you then retakes kvatch

think he's called titus or some shit

madman

>yank thread
haha no, shan't be doing that

lads

>no edition
>no replies
>no union jack in the OP

no THANKYOU

YEAH YEAH YEAH IM STILL ABOUT

unlimited speed

9/11 desu

boots, so I can give the slag behind the counter a cheeky wink when I'm buying a box of 20

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMPZZ

TEEEEEEMPPPPZZZ

Lads please tell me he's gonna win tomorrow

What are they like?

mo016

He did porn

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i practice cultural marxism and there is nothing you can do about it

as a pessimist i'm physically incapable of doing that

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uhm back the fuck off imposter??

YESTERDAY YOUR EYES WERE BROWN BUT TODAY THEY ARE BLUE
YOUR WHOLE APPEARENCE IS A LIE AND IT COULD NEVER BE TRUE
AND IF YOUR REALLY LOVED YOURSELF THEN YOU WOULD TRY AND BE YOU
IF YOUR HAIR AND EYES WERE REAL I WOULDN'T HAVE DISSED YA
BUT SINCE THEY WERE BOUGHT, I HAD TO DISMISS YA

I've found Allah (peace be upon him) lads

That's a good shop, but a shop still

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swear this is my local asda

WHERE WAS HE??? LOLX

where was he

this is the current situation

though that was muhammad?

Have you?

Don't mind if I do lad

Business Idea: Instead of pepe we post beppe di marco from eastenders.

anyone got any rare beppe's?

discussing the U.S. election with the mother via iMessage

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Cletus McBurger

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.

I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defense policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Cletus McBurger . I am American; I am a cuckold.

lol povvo cunt

how do brits stay so fit and trim when they eat like such big strong men?

>VA going red today

haha

umm you only say PBUH for Mohammad sweety :)

tfw played as a nord on my first play through so naturally made bruma my home,

cannot describe my surprise when the big oblivion gate opened up right outside my home town, the dread was real

ARE YOU MAD?

kek

You all will soon enough
One way or another
inshallah

Kaine?

unironically might end it tomorrow, 2 days short of my 25th birthday. Wish I found out where that twat the Hilux lived so I could key his car beforehand.

You never know in yankland

memba brexit?

bet she has nice solid stools

brythonic nomad genetics

we don't
loads of lard arses where I live

I had to look it up, found the real image. Still funny and knowing the yanks a plausible mistake by one of their clueless drones.

can't wait to see lord nige within our lifetimes

by beating up useless yanks

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i'm sorry lad
i can't hear you
stop whispering

lmao

lots of squats to keep my butt nice for all the men who want to fuck it

that's New Hampshire

1,7,5,4,3,6,2

1,7,7,7,7,7,7

beppe?

what you laffin' at aye

heres an dinosaur

I meant not going red. VA will go red today.

TRUMP for my love
TRUMP IN and feel my touch
TRUMP if you wanna feel my kisses in the night then
TRUUUUMP for my looove

1,2,4,9,16,25,36,49

none of them are particularly good looking, some of them look good but I know its only my brain tricking me by comparing them relatively to the others, instead of on their own merits

might have the OCD lads

is that really how brits unironically talk to each other?

BABYCAKES

1427356

1,3,2,5,6,7,4

only the uneducated

1>3>7>4>5>2>6

Be there, or be squared

The more I look the more attractive I find 3

They do have some solid banter on occasion

>7 that low

specsavers for you lads

Why don't the red states just import more white europeans to boost their seat count

Only the poorly educated, dearest.

going through the twitter of a girl i know and she's memed herself into an identity crisis by being too woke
she's half japanese and tweeting about how she hates her dad cos he probably has an asian fetish

me on the left

Not that many people want to move to a 3rd world country, yet.

>get Tinder Plus
>still no matches despite liking basically everyone

What the fuck am I doing wrong? I've used it in other countries before without paying and had more success but back home I just can't do it.

that's how i talk to my mum via text yeah

she uses text speak like a 13 year old girl on facebook for whatever reason though

1>3>5>7>>4>

maybe but I doubt it, more likely Michigan will flip

Good post

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what the fuck is tinder plus

3,1,7,4,5,2,6

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Higher standards?

What's this?

Stan Lee is such a fucking cunt. Guy is up himself and he basically stole everything he is credited for 'creating' off someone who worked for him.

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