What happens here?

What happens here?

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Weed and... hmm...

UruWHY?

looks cool

football

youtu.be/UfuWvgaAjQQ

nothing
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Yes. But it does not make practical scense.

DUDE

WEED

Uruguay is famous to Japanese peoplefor Uruguay Round.
But we know nothing about the country except for it.

more cows live there than people

LMAO

imagine spain but with stray dogs roaming around, trash everywhere and nothing do to

and without the medieval and gothic architecture

And with actual white folks.

no, you're confusing Urgay with South Brazil

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""south brazil"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Bad meme. That title belongs to Urgay and Argentina only.

>argentina
>white
sorry to burst your bubble, but we're black
I suggest you never ever say that argentina is white

Isn't it just the Canada of Argentina ?

More like U R GAY amirite

I've never met a Uruguayan that I didn't like

maybe the middle was too unstable to have a bridge go through there.

Cows and shit.

>Treinta y Tres
wtf

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty-Three_Orientals

Why was Uruguay under Brazil when you guys speak Spanish?

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>treinta y tres

It's complicated.

1. This zone was ignored by the spanish because no gold and stone age tier natives until the Portugese built Colonia del Sacramento in 1684.

2. The Spanish in Buenos Aires got nervous about the portugese cucking them the Banda Oriental so they built the fortress/port of Montevideo in 1724.

3. After a gorillion wars and swapping, the Banda Oriental became Spanish.

4. Ironically we revolted in the independence wars just a mere decades after the had managed to finally push the portugese out.

5. Portugal had always wanted these lands because they were strategic for the Rio de la Plata Basin and considered the Uruguay and de la Plata rivers Brazil's natural south border.

6. After the spanish were beaten here the revolutionaries fragmented between the Federals under Artigas and the Unitarians under the Triunvirate in Buenos Aires. Just to cuck Artigas the Unitarians promised they would not intervene if the portugese attacked and annexed the Banda Oriental, since it was Artigas base.

7. Forced to fight a two front war Artigas was rekt and we were annexed by the portugese empire again as the Cisplatine Province.

8. Independence war of Brazil, we became a part of Brazil

9. Buenos Aires always considered us their rightful clay so the started plotting an invasion and revolution to re-annex us.

10. This culminated in the Thirty-Three orientals and the Cisplatine War.

11. While the platineans were superior at land, the Brazilians managed to win the seas and imposed a crippling blockade on Buenos Aires.

12. With no side being able to really win, through UK mediation, the british proposed a solution that weakened both countries and gave them an ally in the south atlantic. So a buffer state was created.

So that's it, a literal non-country born out of an accident. It's impressive that after 200 years we still exist.

A E S T H E T I C S

>Implying you've ever met one
There aren't many of them and they're all far away from wherever you live

Interesting.
So was there a majority of Spanish or Portuguese in Uruguay during the late XIX c. revolt? Looks like the land was owned by Portugal for much longer than Spain so I'd expect majority Portuguese. Why did you switch to Spanish then?

this
youtube.com/watch?v=UA0rhHq1XJ4

Montevideo, the spanish city, soon replaced Colonia del Sacramento, the portugese city, as the center of the province so by the XIX century there was a clear spanish majority even though the portugese came earlier and had us for more time.

The north remained portugese though, but the portugese-speaking lands were given to Brazil in the border treaty of 1851 where we were also given the spanish-speaking parts.

To this day however, portugese is still common in the north, and in the city of Rivera people speak the abomination that is portuñol/portunhol.

Tiranos Temblad is top comfy

makes me kek every time

Interesting. Sounds like Belgium

youtube.com/watch?v=A8noNO6rlf8

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buen video

I knew her name but I forgot

bitch's striking all the videos

ur a gay LMAO

wtf

The Laguna Garzón Bridge is a bridge famous for its unusual circular shape. It is located in Garzón, Uruguay and was designed by renowned Uruguayan architect Rafael Viñoly.[2][3] It was designed in a circular shape to force drivers to slow down, and allows for pedestrian access along the one-way circular route.[4]

autism?

thanks user. That really made me think.

they bite weak players in football

Weed lmao and a former commie president, who is actually a nice guy and didn't turn evil.

Urgay

It's a province camouflage as country, that's all

wtf, i love uruguay now

A country that is secretly White