Arm the Mandem edition
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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
stop making the mandem sad
POO PEELAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
good post
welp my substance abuse is turning me narcoleptic
GAS
THE
POLES
bruv
>watching egg chasing
bad lad
tgf
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gay
on the old snifferooni
me on the right with blue boots about to have a cheeky wank before the game
ALL HAIL
PRESIDENT KANG
bad lad
Really made me tink uno dem1s cuz
>GAS
>THE
>TAIGS
>lads
>oi dey keeled me oncy wonky ding dong so's they did strewth so oi skedaddled to de uder soide of de worldy hurldy
DUDE
DRUGS
LMAOO!!!
>watching kickball either
Sport is such an inane type of entertainment for the masses, I have much more refined tastes.
rolling machines
>super itchy forehead for the past week
>E45 doesn't help
Think it's because of the cold tbqh. Send help.
Girlfriend wants me to wear stockings and take a strap on
Really don't know how I feel about this
Being a faggot?
So what time do we find out Trump has won?
literally haven't had any sugar for 2 weeks. dying for some cookies lads. or m&ms. fuuuuuuuuck
actually never done sniff
done loads of mandy and dabbled in LSD a bit but never done charlie
what like fapping to hentai you fucking freak
i have hiv dont care who knows
What do you call a nicotine high in the UK?
here it is "nikari"
probably about 30 hours from no
>an Irish person making fun of any other accent
Your 'people' both speak and write like they have a severe mental handicap. The only reason we can even understand you is because rather than building your cultural backbone upon Ireland and it's 'people' you've based it entirely on the English and hating England so you've become very good at communicating with them.
youtube.com
why do so many brits have fucked up teeth
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hvítt hveiti?
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There will be no trump win and brexit will be neutered into a meaningless form with no stops on immigration and a weakened pound
niccy rush if anything. assuming you mean that 'straight to the head like the first cigarette of the day' feeling and not actually trying to get high from nicotine like you do with weed cause thats stupid.
ahh yess.. modern life
*breathes in*
*breathes out*
depends what year he runs again
potentially 2020 if he actually wisens up
if not, maybe 2024
Do you have a little bump on your forehead?
It might be spider eggs
Need a winter coat, is this alright?
I am really lanky and ugly?
If not sure me a coat please
*Sinead
post rolling machines
howling at this paddy mocking anyone else's accent
gay
*shakes it all about*
i'd chain her to the proverbial radiator and keep her as the proverbial sex slave and only let her free when she's about to give birth and then kill myself if you know what i mean
We have the best teeth in Europe
haven't owned a coat for years because I can't find one that I like hahahaha, also fairly lanky
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outstanding
hate my life, want to fade into nothingness.
Howd you get it
>move to the London Leviathan
>livin' la vida lyca
This chart includes the USA, Australia, Japan and worst Korea. Not just Europe.
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do you honestly think fur trim hoods look good? get some taste lad.
you will look like an immigrant or a woman if you wear that
holy FUCK ITS SO FUCKING COMFY
if brexit looks like it's not happening expect the pound to rocket laddie
>you cant speak english
>you speak english very well
OI'D A CALLED EM CHAZZWOZZERZ
comfiest photo I have ever laid eyes on
Literally go to a shopping centre you twats
Try everything on
off your auld lad
posting an infographic about cavities in 12 year olds doesn't chance reality, mohammed. you know it's true and i know you know it's true
there are 4 (FOUR) separate irish posters ITT
I-i-is this Max Payne?
daddy and his wife's son :3
mate you wankers literally sound like you're constantly severely constipated, like someone threw a boomerang up your hole
meanwhile the irish accent is voted sexiest in the worldy hurldy ;)
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Bit surprised to see a public broadcaster admitting Trump has a chance desu
you hvítt m8
retro slag
>got an exam that's worth 4% of a 10 credit module
Ahh yes
shit man I'm on a good niccy rush rn
im talking about that buzz from it
snus for life this buzz usually last like 30 mins to an hour
good lad
They're all longline and stuff now
Don't really care about how it looks its just all anyone wears these days and I want to fit in. That or roadman puffer jacket things
good luck
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I said you, and your people. Two very different things. You are not a standard Irish pov, you're an angry isolated repressed NEET with small man syndrome trying to big yourself up on /brit/.
regret reading even a single word of this
A kind of brexit will happen were the UK is still subject to EU laws, has no restriction on free movement of people, is still a part of the single market and has no say in EU matters. The pound will be 1:1 with the euro.
i wear a navy mac and a shirt most days
France: Voting Intention based on demographic features.
allt sponsað hvítu hveiti sjómli
(everything sponsored by white flour man)
would quite like my washing to finish so i can go to bed
>expert at receiving (you)'s over the course of my /brit/ career
>rarely give (you)'s
As a result I have a massive surplus, probably a (you) millionaire at this point
>Literally go to a shopping centre you twats
normie
>5000 women worldwide
Ah yes, as a poll of 7billion people 5000 of only 1 gender will definitely work well
Cannot physically comprehend how big Westfield in London is
Its so fucking huge, probably larger than international airports. Feels nice and modern too, like you're in Singapore
How to get over the awkwardness after you've shagged one of your female friends?
you need a rolling machine for little skins? you're a fucking embarrassment lad. absolute state of you.
Get a peacoat, a barbour or a quilted jacket instead
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>Irish-accent-beats-French-as-worlds-sexiest
SCREECHING
i can't read frog can i lad
might print this out so i can throw up on it
>me when a teacher cant handle the banter and starts lecturing me
>We will show yout
couldn't even get their own poster right
and full of muslims too, like you're in singapore
>Westfield
literally a massive runt paddock