Was anyone at the Taylor Swift concert to catch her sprinkles?

Was anyone at the Taylor Swift concert to catch her sprinkles?

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What would you do just to sniff her asshole?

what did she mean by this?

snek

Is she actually scratching her butt? Wtf? Did she actually think nobody would notice?

She's been caught lying and is suspected of harboring white nationalist sympathies. Do you really think she cares if people know she's a butt-scratcher at this point?

At the very least, Donald Trump would scratch his ass with a knife and fork instead of his hands, so yes.

>is suspected of harboring white nationalist sympathies

Do you unironically believe this?

notice how she never even touches niggers despite working in literally THE most jewish business of all time where race-mixing is pushed on people 24/7?

if anything working with a bunch of kikes has probably redpilled her

swift is pretty much what every white girl should aspire to be, minus the butt scratching

Didn't she work with Kendrick Lamar before?

She's actually digging her g string out.

Maybe she has threadworm and decided to throw it around the crowd.

>jewish producer forces a pavement ape into your single

doesnt mean anything

Wrong, she specifically requested that her and Kendrick were never in the same room at the same time, such that Kendrick had to record his vocals on a separate track

>listen to all of Taylor's albums
>save hundreds of gifs of her ass on the family computer hard drive
>actually make the PC slower with all my Taylor pics and albums
>post on Sup Forums about sniffing her farts and licking her asshole
>spend paycheck buying Taylor albums on vinyl and tell my parents I'm using it to get high
>get notification that Taylor will be in town soon
>nearly put myself into debt purchasing a front row seat
>tell mom I'm going to the bar, she'd never believe I was with friends
>listen to T-Swizzle all the way to the show
>get stared at in the t-shirt line
>keep getting stares as I make my way to my seat
>show starts
>lose my shit
>I know the words to every song
>so happy that I'm so close to Taylor
>suddenly she very conspicuously scratches her butt and then gestures to the audience
>ecstatically try to catch her sprinkles on my tongue
>the moment I feel a speck hit my tongue I realize it's just a meme
>I didn't really want to sniff her farts I just liked shitposting about it
>immediately start projectile vomiting
>they stop the show to take me to the hospital
>tell them I don't need to go but they cart me off anyways
>get on the local news
>go viral
>become a living meme
>my parents know I went to see Taylor Swift
>mfw

kill my whole family

honest to god i'd shoot up a kindergarten just to sniff her armpits and feet

Why is Sup Forums so fucking disgusting whenever a female artist is discussed.

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because sex is disgusting and it is an inherent part of music
go ahead
prove me wrong

She literally never mentions sex in this album.

Sex is not disgusting, and degradation is not an inherent element of sex

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ps heroin stimulates the same part of your brain as an orgasm.

bruh...do you read lyrics

A literal snake

>ps heroin stimulates the same part of your brain as an orgasm.
SOOOO SUBLIMIMAL

Did I mention degradation? I didn't, so why the fuck are you bringing it up like it's crucial to what I said?

i think nick drake died a virgin or something

She's not even talking about her album here.

Yes, do you? Point out a single song on Pure Heroine that's about sex.

there aren't any songs on that album that put you in the mood, regardless of lyrical content? Nothing that makes you go, "Damn, I wanna ______"? if not, you are probably just broken

>"Damn, I wanna ______"
what did he mean by this?

like for real elephant by tame impala doesn't have sexual lyrics, yet it still gets played in strip clubs

that's pretty cool

Maybe it's the other way around senpai. Or maybe you're just thirsty af,

This fucking thread. I want to adopt it and take it to europe.

you wouldn't know until you went out to a show, elliot

Here's a fun exercise: Before you post, imagine saying what you just typed to your parents.

>you wouldn't know until you went out to a show, elliot

What did he mean by this?

yeah because nobody has racist parents. seriously m8 you gotta think your shitty points through

i would cum on my grandma then eat my dick off just to smell taylor swifts asshole

but would you cum on your dick and eat your grandma?

What did she mean by this?

already have. thats why i only have the one grandma left to cum on. otherwise i would cum on both

I don't understand this?

So it can get blown up? Cool clock Ahmed

When I do this at Walmart people look at me like I just shot a puppy. Fucking double standard.