Ask a Finn anything

Ask a Finn anything.

kill yourself no1 cares

Not a question.

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saw this movie the other day
do finns really have to go innawoods and hunt the biggest animal they can to become a man at age 13?

I'll have a shit now.

yes

No? We all live in the woods we are Finns. All have bows and arrows.

kek btw in that movie the finn kid hunted an american nigger and the muslim terrorist band was unironically portrayed by a bunch of "germans"

Do you like Estonian or Hungarian better

wut lol laughed aloud irl

both, estonia is little brother hungary is cousin

Why do you like eating ammonium chloride?

Source of your pic?
Is that potato lady from ITAOTS?

Why do most of your women look like Roger Ebert?

Why are memes from Finland so good?

maybe because you're a faggot

have you ever met a legit shaman

Rude

We're all shamans
>Among the Finns' western neighbours, the Norse of Scandinavia, it was a common belief that the Finns were wizards. In the Norse sagas, inclusion of a Finnish element almost always signifies a supernatural aspect to the story.

t. other

best ally?

wut

Is it illegal that I fart and kill myself in your sauna?

yes suicide is a serious crime, they will take away your karhu

because life sucks and so does our candy

Is it even possible to learn proper Finish as a non-native speaker?

Is MY SUMMER CAR accurate?

What the hell is that?


Don't fucking tell me it's a fucking carpet decoration because we have the same fucking decorations down here, I'm starting to believe in the Finnic empire meme...

yes but you have to remember it happens in 1989 and in the countryside

tablecloth probably

sure, things like in the pic you just assume the most likely meaning in every given situation, its just as weird for us and we find it just as funny when we say something and the other people misunderstands the meaning

Fuck off Cai-Görän. Our candy is the best.

What about this one? Would i need to learn them all?

get with the memes Leevi, we are depressed alcoholists first, coffee addicts second and only third is salmiakki lovers

no thats just ridiculous, normal people use very basic and lazy language just like in english speaking countries

what is a movie
what is this place???

Funny thing is that movie wasn't even filmed in Finland but Germany, we don't have any mountains.

Look for Mokosh embroidery