Why is it so hard to think of names for a rock band...

Why is it so hard to think of names for a rock band? If you want to name a metal band just name it after a biblical city or something: Babylon, Constantine, Death Angel

If you want punk just name it something shitty sounding: Toxic vat, pit of waste, the untouchables

But rock names are always abstract and hard as fuck to think of: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana

How do they do it?

>Pink Floyd is just a random name
>Led Zeppelin is just an idiom for bad results
>Nirvana chose their name because it sounded nice
it's really not that hard

the beatles
fucking b e a t l e s

Ok, then think of a good rock band name right now, prove me wrong user

kek yeah I've always thought their name is simple as fuck

pretty much

lest we forget
>The Who
>The Cars
>The Band
>THE THE

below freezing point
set in stone
stations

Sounds like you have nothing to say OP

it's cause they keep the beat up

what about post-rock?

>inb4 mamma mia

hmm stations, not bad

or are they beatless?

No!

Catch a Falling Star
Nitwits, Rubes, Oafs
Behind the Green Door

AIDSwolf

The Lonious Monk

>Write a screenplay for a dystopia movie
>Pick a random quote, doesn't matter if it starts mid sentence or spans multiple sentences
Their Spirits Fled Their Bodies Like Youth; Leaving Them To Recall Days of Wonder

kek

few names of the top of my head

Biblical Harem
Transgender Suicide Squad
Hiking Metal Punks

I like Transgender suicide squad, would sound good as a really experimental band to me

Well if you're a 90s band you just need to put a random adjective and an unrelated noun together and viola.

>Sonic Youth
>Pearl Jam
>Neutral Milk Hotel
>Soundgarden
>Mudhoney
>Stone Temple Pilots
>Radiohead
>Green Day
>Blind Melon
>Screaming Trees
>Local H
>Modest Mouse
>Soul Asylum
>Collective Soul
>The Flaming Lips
>The Stone Roses
>Tripping Daisy
>Gin Blossoms
>Superchunk
>Silverchair

no Mothers of Invention?

no syd barret had a pet pig called Floyd hence 'pink floyd'

>Pearl
>Sound
>Mud
>Stone Temple
>Radio
>adjectives

>Writes great lyrics for tunes after tunes
>Names band Arctic Monkeys

the name came from combining the names of two piedmont blues singers, Pink Anderson and Floyd Council

Redmont station
The limey cucks
Rooftop fires
Train-hoppers
The happy hedonists