Which is better?

Which is better?

Australia or New Zealand


I think NZ is closer to the UK

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same thing

Kiwis are basically civilized Australians.

NZ is Nordic.

Unlike you

I think Australia is the better country.

British cuckery #1 or British cuckery #2
Incoherent english #1 or incoherent english #2
Tough choice desu

>I think NZ is closer to the UK

I agree, NZ is worse.

I like Australia.

Regardless of the cuck stamp, they valiantly put their foot down and are NOT British, but instead cooler and better.

ahahahhaha and the pope's protestant aye?

>tfw too intelligent to answer to such shitpost

New Zealand is a PG-13 Australia

In a good way

>nz so mysterious to Sup Forums that they make a lot of retarded speculation threads about them

bit silly, really

Both are okay, but I like Australia better. No earthquakes plus slightly less isolated from the rest of the world.

australia is more american like than british like. NZ has not been fully YANK'D yet.

I honestly don't know shit about NZ.
I know more about the inner workings of Australia than I do about the kiwis.
Are they magical as the legends say?

Australia = binge drinking, kangaroos and beaches
NZ = binge drinking, dude weed lmao and depression

we're unironically the same people. they just have autonomy

NZ has better nature but the people are uglier.

ah yes signing up my vacation to australia right now

>tfw church, dude DRY COUNTIES LMAO NO ALCOHOL, and depression (plus obesity)
tbqh anything sounds better

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Yeah, it's basically an objective fact that we kept the good parts of British culture, got rid of the shit parts and made the whole thing better.

Accurate tbqfhwyf

well actually now that i think about it
is probably right they don't have the reputation for being cheerful like we do (which is bogus)

>000
t-trips of painful truth heh

NZ accents a cute!

What happened to the Fern?

Leegind bru

I hear they're looking for prime Swedish boipucci down there.
Go get 'em, tiger.

I don't really understand why everyone thinks our accent is strong, it sounds fairly neutral imo

if he was a tiger he'd lunge ass first

I was in wanaka (a ski town) this winter and unironically every second person at the supermarket was a nordic tourist

lol

It's like a gentle Saffer accent

Must be nice for them to get away from their frozen shithole, honestly.
Or maybe just away from the migrant legions.

I know the feeling. I'm not sure what accent I naturally have, but if I meet anyone from anywhere else, even in America, they know instantly where I'm from in America.

saffers sound waay different, its just that we both pronounce 'o' as 'oo'

NZ is basically a cross between a shittier version of Finland and a shittier version of Australia with the Geography of Japan, Chile and Argentina.

Australia is basically what happens if the US/UK landed on a hostile alien planet

Noice.

>leaving a frozen shithole to go to another frozen shithole

>Australia is basically what happens if the US/UK landed on a hostile alien planet
almost spit out my vodka

Who would win in a fight

A Maori or an Abo

>Australia is basically what happens if the US/UK landed on a hostile alien planet
fun news in my town actually. the brown snake population exploded so now you need to watch everywhere you step in your backyard.

i fucking hate the wildlife here i'd rather have bears and other large predators

Oh, forgot to add, when I talk to people where I live, they usually think I come from the Northern midwest (where my parents are from).
I'm a mutt in accents and in my yuropeen hurritage.
Such is life in America.

Well, they gotta adjust first. You can take a burger out of his country but you can't take him out of his mart.

A maori easily. Abos are scrawny fucks.

i'd chalk the entire thing up to who was the most sober at the time

I thought that they were obese as fuck because they're poorly adjusted to western food

New Zealanders are to Australia what Newfies are to Canada.

What is with natives and alcoholism?
Here in America the injuns (read: Native Americans) are pretty much stereotyped as alcoholics who live on their reservations and sometimes run casinos.

It's sort of sad, tbqh.

Are Maori's thugs?

I always imagined them to be quite lovable

A lot of them get fat with age, but when I lived in Darwin most of them I saw around were skinny like Ethiopians. But then they were generally sleeping in the long grass and not in cushy government provided housing.

They didn't evolve alongside alcohol like we did

newfies literally sound like irishmen to me
I don't think I could tell the difference even if I tried

in the far north they are because theres fuck all work

In the south island they're rich as fuck because they basically own the fisheries industry

50/50
You could find a good laugh with one or get a bottle to dome.
Depends where they're from.

i actually really like their tattoos, even the facial ones

not considering getting one for myself obviously will probably get clubbed by one

pretty sure they're done by hand by a special tribal tattooist, and they wouldn't do you unless you're a part of the tribe

also
>tfw our natives are so fucking pathetic that there's literally nothing distinct about them to enjoy or like

inb4 we destroyed it all, torres strait got an easy run and it still has no culture at all except for hunter gatherer style fishing

I vote for kiwi
At least there's no poisonous spider.
People in both country are very nice. Aussies are more open though

damn. tattoos with no cultural significance feel so tacky

It's still weird to me how Kiwis adopted Maori culture, like using their mottos and doing the haka and shit. It just looks ridiculous. I'd fell like a spastic doing a corroboree.

Kiwibros, how do you justify skinny white guys doing the haka? Do you think it is intimidating?

>I'd fell like a spastic doing a corroboree.
makes me laugh thinking about it.

the haka is just a pre-rugby game thing
and I don't know any maori mottos aside from how to say hi and counting to 5
I'm pretty sure Aussie posters just exaggerate
this stuff to make us seem like a white guilt shithole

>australia is more american like than british like
fuck off seppo cunt

My image of New Zealand has been entirely shaped by things with Bret McKenzie in them; the LotR trilogy and Flight of the Conchords.

I'm gonna go with the kiwis.

you are though, like everythings bigger and newer than in NZ

first time I went in a building higher than 5 stories was in Brisbane

>they valiantly put their foot down and are NOT British, but instead cooler and better.

They sure import a lot of Brits.

>first time I went in a building higher than 5 stories was in Brisbane

>My image of New Zealand has been entirely shaped by things with Bret McKenzie in them; the LotR trilogy and Flight of the Conchords.

damn, laser accuracy here

Fush and chups.

desu i literally cannot understand american accents lads

But our footballers don't do dumb Aborigine dances before matches, and I can't say anything in Aborigine language, so by that measure New Zealand is much worse off. Not to mention you've got a literal cuck clause in your constitution.

Yeah because Poms are aware that the UK is actually kind of shit, then they willingly come out here to get AUSSIE'D

Aussies are just suntanned Brits with funny regional accents.

>a literal cuck clause in your constitution.
You're going to have to explain that one.

the only thing i don't like about the haka is the tiem it takes up, i don't think it has any wider implications like you're saying lol

>brits LEAVE England for AUSTRALIA
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

NZ needs to keep importing us. NZ has the superior flag too.

Red stars >>> white stars

we have 5 seats in parliament for the largest maori tribes

that's it

>this is news to an American that Brits colonised the world and continue to do so

Well most Brits are very sarcastic chumps and to be quite honest,they're pretty depressed bunch of people.

Always talk the worst things in life instead, I didn't what happen over there but please stop with bringing everyone down will ya

Honestly, I didn't even realise NZ posters were a thing on Sup Forums. I just assumed they were aussies until I had a closer look at the flag. It literally took me a year.

I blame my 1440p screen.

>Aussies are just suntanned Brits
>implying

All the Aussie cities are overrun with wogs

Whenever an Aussie on Sup Forums says or implies he's white I assume his surname ends with something like Fanucci/Fonopolous/Filipovic

NZ is a better place definitely move there instead

Australia sucks very badly, just very bad place.

NZ is roomy, and nice, and has like mountains or some shit. Go there not here

That's disappointing. I was almost hoping for a LITERAL literal cuck clause; that would have been hilarious.

like state sactioned interracial breeding grounds?

>we almost have as many brits as britain itself
Superior American Cock.

I'm not sure exactly what I expected; I just wanted it to be funny.

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two irrelevant places

who literally cares

heaps of people apparently

You're right, the American influence is hard to overcome.
Soon the entire world will be Americanized.
heh... all according to keikaku

take it easy on yourself m8

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heaps of virgin autists

stay irrelevant

rood I like brasil

Get out. Only Portugal is allowed in here.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Waitangi

We all know you girls love a good, "ow rite lav"

enter the list of 10 richest countries and get one world cup and one olympics in a row then you can talk to me

>The Treaty of Waitangi (Māori: Tiriti o Waitangi) is a treaty first signed on 6 February 1840 by representatives of the British Crown and various Māori chiefs from the North Island of New Zealand. It resulted in the declaration of British sovereignty over New Zealand by Lieutenant Governor William Hobson in May 1840.

ah yes truly a nation of cuckholds

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