Tfw you will never have a quebecoise gf

>tfw you will never have a quebecoise gf

JUST

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how do i become quebecwa?

Trust me, they're whores, the lot of them.

Why do you think never?

Just go to Quebec and get one. Why is it so unreasonable?

I appreciate the file name

Because I have been living here all my life :^)

vancouver trap.

but don't think the rest 3 are cuties. if they are 18, they are cuties.

>Because I have been living here all my life :^)

Then why never?

No idea what you said my Korean friend but I am sure there was wisdom there.

Cause I can't flirt in person.

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kek lad

>Cause I can't flirt in person.

Nah it's more like

"I really want to tell her she's pretty"

and then the words are at the edge of my lips and never can come out. And then she's gone. I am sure I could do it if I was more eloquent, never had problems getting girls interested through text (how I lost my virginity) and I am not photogenic at all. But I don't wanna to Tinder man.

just be yourself bro

why do /r9k/fags always say this?

No one says be yourself, be better than your current self

But that's what I'm doing bruh, myself doesn't work, I gotta improve on the "cant get words out" part of my self.

Maybe I should ask my female friends to wingman me.

>I gotta improve on the "cant get words out" part of my self.

So why don't you just do it? You seem to know what to do, what's stopping you from trying different things to get exposure and used to it?

Je veux une femme québécois, mais mon français est mauvais. Malgré tout peuvent les personnes à quebec paler un peu de anglais??

Do they get as angry as the French when you try to talk to them in English??

Not in Montreal they won't. They probably have better English than you actually.

Easier said than done really.

>Easier said than done really.

I don't understand. You clearly know what the problem is, and what you need to do to fix it. What's stopping you?

I can do it if we talked through text first. Or if the first time is by video calling.

But in the flesh, I freeze. I don't really know what to do about it really.

Okay in that case I guess you're right. You will never have a Quebecois gf

Merci pour l'aide

Post more Quebec qt's

OF course my Mongolian friend

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That's it, I'm learning French and moving to Quebec one way or the other

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Welcome anytime, Quebec girls are fun

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contributing

Does Quebec need dentists? I mean Canadian immigration laws are fucking tough

>mfw I'm moving to Montréal in January
Get ready to get FRENCHED

Not sure if we NEED dentists but I'm pretty sure that's a guaranteed visa anyway. Job offers are easy to look up anyway.

quebec.huffingtonpost.ca/pierre-chaigneau/peu-de-couples-franco-quebecois_b_2727311.html

Read this bruh, good luck.

no love for quebec metis qts user?

None of them on normiebook.

>you will never fuck a quebecoise whore
JUST

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I am gay desu

get me like one of these bitches online app. Kik, insta. something.

I've dated quebecoise, wouldn't recommend it

shame

An extremely interesting read, thank you user. Don'the worry I'll try to get ready.
However the part about Québécoises not understanding sarcasm and being easily offended is going to be problematic, making fun of others is 99% of my sense of humour.
From what I gather anyway, you might speak the same language, you're extremely similar to Americans in that matter.

Sarcasm works once they are acquainted.

I use sarcasm and banter my female friends all the time, and they as well.

it must be fascinating to visit quebec as a frenchman, literally your only good colony

>implying I can get with Quebec girls when they have *that* accent

That's good to know then, thanks.

I'm looking forward to it.

Don't say that user.

fugg

>tfw you will never have a qt gf

>never ever

Why would you want a generic whore

left one is a qt

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From left to right:
3 8 8 2

But they're all dumb sluts so I wouldn't put my penor anywhere near any of them

permavirgin spotted

the left one looks retarded too

I need moar! Quebecois girls are the best girls

They look like a bunch of anglos rape babies imo

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that look uncomfortable

why the french in quebec is so fucking horrible?

Anglo corruption

never saw that coming

Contributan'

>All these white """Canadians"""
If they're not asian, they ain't no leaf

so ugly

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Let me guess, pic related is your definition of beautiful

youtu.be/-j4g2q7rkmI

It grows on you.

Sadly the best videos abour our accent are in French so hard to share (like that Solange one).

This.

There Achmed, there are girls for your tastes too.

>Sweden
>Yes

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Doesnt know he like guys

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Quebec has the best females

Glorious mix of slavic, nordic and germanic genes poured in a pool of celtic/med genes

GOAT as fuck

Even better. Inverse slutfication is my fetish

so ugly

why wouldn't i?

Because I greentexted it, so now it's fact.

They look mentally retarded.
Then again, they are Canadians, so it's pretty fitting.

>Girls having fun
>Hurr they look retarded

Typical german

t. mentally retarded canadian """girl"""

No, the fact that they look retarded is separate from the appearance that they may be having fun.

Quebecois girls are honestly pretty unattractive and annoying.

why only one of them is truly pure canadian?

Because Canadians and Québecoise have different genes.

You literally live in the same country you stupid cuntfuck

Lul

It has an element of truth in it

tbqh going to Quebec is pretty much like going to any other cunt with visa-free access.

>looks different
>Language's different
>food is different
>culture is different

>not a single Genie post

>white women

no thank you

isn't it more a case of
>tfw you will never have a gf
let's be honest

so ugly