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pengting edition

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cara

korean pop

peng

You thought I was gone, but Moon Man is back If you are listening to this I hope you're not black I'm about to drop rhymes, I'm about to go in Donald Trump is gonna make America great again

15mins until the chaos begins lads

ahh yes, i guess it's time to get my butt into gear for /gf2016/

*looks at calendar*

oh no....i've slept in!!!!

waheyyyyyyyy

feel obliged to wank

You can't stump the Trump, Bernie looks like he has the mumps Hillary always gets hacked, and Ben Carson is black Why did the hispanic cross the road? Because Trump got elected and is gonna send him home

Shit my nigga, Donald Trump got elected Now I can't chimp out or I'm gonna get arrested If someone comes after me, I won't even flinch, Gee Oh my god look out, Donald Trump is gonna lynch me Please help me, help Moon Man Donald Trump is coming at me in the Trump parking van Oh god, oh no, he's got a gun Life for minorities under Trump isn't fun

>IFS says Brexit means austerity likely to continue into next decade

ahh yes but we can't trust Labour with the economy

>December 16th
>Christmas jumper at work day

Anyone following the yank election?

Whats the best tracker for someone who hasn't paid attention to it?

>be american
>get shot

this peanut butter doesn't have enough oil

if you hate the liberal media then i unironically recommend the infowars stream

classic festive banter

This 2bh

genuinely just got thwacked in the knackers

yanging to eck and making me feel reet kronky lads

Meant something that wasn't a stream. Just a visual or text update based tracker while i watch tv or play CS:GO

>if you hate the liberal media

bbc

Trump = White
Hillary = Black

secretly hoping trump wins

Best day t b h

how do you play CS:GO with 2000ms lol

Well, whites go first

>i unironically recommend the infowars stream

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQgZqsILuIQ

I bet a picture of my left nut that my internet is better than yours.

infowars is less biased than the BBC

bet I do bigger cums than the rest of you

Is she daughter of bill gates??

>infowars is less biased than the BBC

Even the Romans knew.

youtube.com/watch?v=trFWwBjdQFM

this useless pooskin yank is dating a prince of our country

Wish the Romans had stuck around ;_;

state of it

>I am writing to confirm receipt of your Student Appeal Form: Misconduct on 7 November 2016.

>A copy of your Student Appeal Form: Misconduct will be forwarded to the Academic Quality Officer and the Assistant Chief Academic Officer for consideration and the outcome of their deliberations will be communicated to you by 22 November 2016.

Justice soon?

literally did one the other day where it hardly made it out of my bellend

Top of Wales is like North Africa. The Wirral is the Sinai Penninsula, Liverpool is Israel, Flint is Egypt and Rhyl is Libya

what have you done?

>Both candidates are as bad as each other but you must vote for Hillary

dear me

dubs and trump wins

This useless slut is dating Harry?

I knew that balding ranga was a useless Nazi fuck but I didn't think he'd do THIS.

I made these threads
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/15202084
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17207990
and this blog (see February and March 2015 entries)
poleaboo.wordpress.com/

This apparently violated this law
legislation.gov.uk/asp/2010/13/section/39/enacted

One girl complained to the uni who then called in the police and then they brought the second girl in and then they arrested me
The uni suspended me until the trial
I plead guilty 5 months later because my legal aid solicitor was shit
Then the university suspended me for another YEAR due to accusations against me
There was no evidence but the police placed me on bail for a year
Nothing came of it

When I finally got my misconduct hearing, I was repeatedly called a stalker and asked if there were any mitigating circumstances that should be taken into consideration
2 weeks later, I was officially expelled

whoever wins the mexicans wins the election and I think we all know trump hasn't won the mexicans

dubs and Hilary wins

Do not engage it

>I'm voting for Trump because he's a racist misogynist piece of shit just like me!

dubs and both candidates are as bad as each other but Hillary wins

he's getting like 60-70% of the hispanic vote

yeah ok mate

LOL

hope you've learned your lesson

Ah, Rome, the Eternal City, very impressive

No one else does, they only hope that I continue being punished

dubs and Stein wins

Might put a cheeky £50 on Trump. I remember when Remain was at 1/5 right before close.

Thanks for correcting the record!

t. langobard barbar poofiend

Whites make up over 70% of the electorate

mate I missed out on brexit at 10/1

still a bit annoyed

Oh fuck off Harry. If you don't want press attention don't court it, you ginger tosser

in a fiendishly clever move, Trump alienated and insulted the mexican voters early on and made sure that they will turn out to vote for Hillary just to spite him

the man truly is a visionary

meghan markle is a 10/10

>That ‘palestine4ever’ guy is salty because you’ve given your heart and mind to the Anglo-sphere and spurned the faith of your forefathers. You stepped into the ideological flow of the west a long time ago Poley. There’s no turning back brother, regardless of what anyone says. The color of your skin is an irrelevant genetic remnant.

who /twofortuesday/ here?

>shitskin
>10/10

Fuck off Merkel.

i'm debating whether to prove it or not. i don't like your attitude

>Trump alienated and insulted the mexican voters
he really didn't. it's fun to watch you pretend to know everything though

fat cunt

who brisbane here

what dip you getting?

you've been shitposting like this for weeks now

looking forward to seeing you btfod tonight

>>Trump alienated and insulted the mexican voters
>he really didn't. it's fun to watch you pretend to know everything though

reddit-tier levels of delusion

0.01 cents deposited

>yfw this is not photoshopped

so do I if you haven't learned your lesson yet

FUCKING STATE OF THIS SHITE

FUCK OFF

STILL RAGING AT THIS RUNTY LITTLE CUNT OF A TOBLERONE, FUCK'S SAKE

where were you when this guy blew the fuck out of newton and einstein?

youtube.com/watch?v=ynRVnIh6wq4

Choke on my chode end, lads.

i'll blow the fuck out of you, lad ;)

Who /trying to lose weight/ and /weighting for DNP shipment to arrive/ here?

I did learn my lesson a long time ago but then I continued to be beaten on for over a year

Better stock up on Poundworld Toblerones

chilli

discustin

To defend oneself by alliance is proof of cowardice.

...

>british royal family milk public exposure for all it's worth
>take all the privileges that come with it that very few others have
>complain when the public and media have an interest in your love life

Come live like a pauper you ungrateful inbred cunts.

Beans on toast and a tin of pear halves for dinner. 9-5 office jobs and 3-week bin collections.

youtube.com/watch?v=XqH92Thr_Dg

too bloody right

>if you hate the liberal media

10 kopeks have been deposited into your account comrade

>having money waives your right to privacy
Alri Peter Povvo?

>implying the royal family don't love a bit of beans on toast

>Beans on toast and a tin of pear halves for dinner

I do the biggest cums in /brit/ no question
8 thick ropes when I'm in top form

the LIBRUL MEDUIER

>tfw 360g and built like a new toblerone

>Beans on toast and a tin of pear halves for dinner

mmm bone app the teeth