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You thought I was gone, but Moon Man is back If you are listening to this I hope you're not black I'm about to drop rhymes, I'm about to go in Donald Trump is gonna make America great again
15mins until the chaos begins lads
ahh yes, i guess it's time to get my butt into gear for /gf2016/
*looks at calendar*
oh no....i've slept in!!!!
waheyyyyyyyy
feel obliged to wank
You can't stump the Trump, Bernie looks like he has the mumps Hillary always gets hacked, and Ben Carson is black Why did the hispanic cross the road? Because Trump got elected and is gonna send him home
Shit my nigga, Donald Trump got elected Now I can't chimp out or I'm gonna get arrested If someone comes after me, I won't even flinch, Gee Oh my god look out, Donald Trump is gonna lynch me Please help me, help Moon Man Donald Trump is coming at me in the Trump parking van Oh god, oh no, he's got a gun Life for minorities under Trump isn't fun
>IFS says Brexit means austerity likely to continue into next decade
ahh yes but we can't trust Labour with the economy
>December 16th
>Christmas jumper at work day
Anyone following the yank election?
Whats the best tracker for someone who hasn't paid attention to it?
>be american
>get shot
this peanut butter doesn't have enough oil
if you hate the liberal media then i unironically recommend the infowars stream
classic festive banter
This 2bh
genuinely just got thwacked in the knackers
yanging to eck and making me feel reet kronky lads
Meant something that wasn't a stream. Just a visual or text update based tracker while i watch tv or play CS:GO
>if you hate the liberal media
bbc
Trump = White
Hillary = Black
secretly hoping trump wins
Best day t b h
how do you play CS:GO with 2000ms lol
Well, whites go first
>i unironically recommend the infowars stream
I bet a picture of my left nut that my internet is better than yours.
infowars is less biased than the BBC
bet I do bigger cums than the rest of you
Is she daughter of bill gates??
>infowars is less biased than the BBC
Even the Romans knew.
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this useless pooskin yank is dating a prince of our country
Wish the Romans had stuck around ;_;
state of it
>I am writing to confirm receipt of your Student Appeal Form: Misconduct on 7 November 2016.
>A copy of your Student Appeal Form: Misconduct will be forwarded to the Academic Quality Officer and the Assistant Chief Academic Officer for consideration and the outcome of their deliberations will be communicated to you by 22 November 2016.
Justice soon?
literally did one the other day where it hardly made it out of my bellend
Top of Wales is like North Africa. The Wirral is the Sinai Penninsula, Liverpool is Israel, Flint is Egypt and Rhyl is Libya
what have you done?
>Both candidates are as bad as each other but you must vote for Hillary
dear me
dubs and trump wins
This useless slut is dating Harry?
I knew that balding ranga was a useless Nazi fuck but I didn't think he'd do THIS.
I made these threads
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and this blog (see February and March 2015 entries)
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This apparently violated this law
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One girl complained to the uni who then called in the police and then they brought the second girl in and then they arrested me
The uni suspended me until the trial
I plead guilty 5 months later because my legal aid solicitor was shit
Then the university suspended me for another YEAR due to accusations against me
There was no evidence but the police placed me on bail for a year
Nothing came of it
When I finally got my misconduct hearing, I was repeatedly called a stalker and asked if there were any mitigating circumstances that should be taken into consideration
2 weeks later, I was officially expelled
whoever wins the mexicans wins the election and I think we all know trump hasn't won the mexicans
dubs and Hilary wins
Do not engage it
>I'm voting for Trump because he's a racist misogynist piece of shit just like me!
dubs and both candidates are as bad as each other but Hillary wins
he's getting like 60-70% of the hispanic vote
yeah ok mate
LOL
hope you've learned your lesson
Ah, Rome, the Eternal City, very impressive
No one else does, they only hope that I continue being punished
dubs and Stein wins
Might put a cheeky £50 on Trump. I remember when Remain was at 1/5 right before close.
Thanks for correcting the record!
t. langobard barbar poofiend
Whites make up over 70% of the electorate
mate I missed out on brexit at 10/1
still a bit annoyed
Oh fuck off Harry. If you don't want press attention don't court it, you ginger tosser
in a fiendishly clever move, Trump alienated and insulted the mexican voters early on and made sure that they will turn out to vote for Hillary just to spite him
the man truly is a visionary
meghan markle is a 10/10
>That ‘palestine4ever’ guy is salty because you’ve given your heart and mind to the Anglo-sphere and spurned the faith of your forefathers. You stepped into the ideological flow of the west a long time ago Poley. There’s no turning back brother, regardless of what anyone says. The color of your skin is an irrelevant genetic remnant.
who /twofortuesday/ here?
>shitskin
>10/10
Fuck off Merkel.
i'm debating whether to prove it or not. i don't like your attitude
>Trump alienated and insulted the mexican voters
he really didn't. it's fun to watch you pretend to know everything though
fat cunt
who brisbane here
what dip you getting?
you've been shitposting like this for weeks now
looking forward to seeing you btfod tonight
>>Trump alienated and insulted the mexican voters
>he really didn't. it's fun to watch you pretend to know everything though
reddit-tier levels of delusion
0.01 cents deposited
>yfw this is not photoshopped
so do I if you haven't learned your lesson yet
FUCKING STATE OF THIS SHITE
FUCK OFF
STILL RAGING AT THIS RUNTY LITTLE CUNT OF A TOBLERONE, FUCK'S SAKE
where were you when this guy blew the fuck out of newton and einstein?
Choke on my chode end, lads.
i'll blow the fuck out of you, lad ;)
Who /trying to lose weight/ and /weighting for DNP shipment to arrive/ here?
I did learn my lesson a long time ago but then I continued to be beaten on for over a year
Better stock up on Poundworld Toblerones
chilli
discustin
To defend oneself by alliance is proof of cowardice.
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>british royal family milk public exposure for all it's worth
>take all the privileges that come with it that very few others have
>complain when the public and media have an interest in your love life
Come live like a pauper you ungrateful inbred cunts.
Beans on toast and a tin of pear halves for dinner. 9-5 office jobs and 3-week bin collections.
too bloody right
>if you hate the liberal media
10 kopeks have been deposited into your account comrade
>having money waives your right to privacy
Alri Peter Povvo?
>implying the royal family don't love a bit of beans on toast
>Beans on toast and a tin of pear halves for dinner
I do the biggest cums in /brit/ no question
8 thick ropes when I'm in top form
the LIBRUL MEDUIER
>tfw 360g and built like a new toblerone
>Beans on toast and a tin of pear halves for dinner
mmm bone app the teeth