"Slavic Brotherhood" edition
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/balt/
/sralt/
Desu?
What must I do to become a Slav?
1. sell youre boipucci to putin
2. get filled with so much slav seed it overruns youre dna and turns you slavic
3. master the squat that all slavic children learn at a young age
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profit!
This Belgian kid show from the early 90s has a funny stereotypical poor superstitious slav routine, with a Czech couple with shitty German accents named Ladislas and Dana:
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see 1:50 and 5:00
21:20 is also great
"I gave her some money and she told me the truth"
Укaцiўcя
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Do Belarusians consider Kosciuszko belarusian?
Soon brother, soon.
add props please
He was born within the borders of present-day Belarus, the rest is very controversial
p.s.
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in these articles he is Belarusian, lol
they also consider him polish thb
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just another proof that poles and belarusians are the same nation
OH FUG X----DDD
Čto skoro?
хyй eгo знaeт, нo этo тoчнo cкopo
paшкe пиздa cкopo?
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Slovjanski sòjųz, razumeje sę
BUMP
Čatyrnaccać pryčyn paviarnuć Reč Paspalituju:
1. Asvieta.
Asvieta byla biezkaštoŭnaj, najliepšaj u Jeŭropie. Baćka z radasciu navučyć ciabie trymać kasu i sachu, kab ty uvohulie na pomier z holadu, a taksama za adzin raz vypivać palovu bočki miodu, što nieabchodna, kali štodzień ty možaš apynucca ŭ Paspalitym rušenni.
2. Miedycyna.
Miedycyna ŭ Rečy Paspalitaj taksama byla biezkaštoŭnaj, a zroŭniu pasluh zajzdroscili ŭsie macniejšyja krainy Jeŭropy. Sakret dasiahniennia takich vielizarnych pospiechaŭ prost-treba tradycyjna niekaĺki razoŭ u hod vilami haniać pa vioscy miascovaha cyruĺnika.
3. Biezkaštoŭnaje žyllio.
Da, ziamliu davali nie adrazu. Šliachcičam prychodzilasia kryvioj i potam zarabliać jaje, hadami raspivajučy biru u asadach pad Pskovam ci Derptam. Chrabramu vajaru davali nievialiki majontak, a paslia naradžennia dvuch dziaciej možna bylo atrymać jašče štuk dziesiać, bo ŭ poli pracavać niama kamu, a svajoj šliachieckaj hramataj možna bylo vieĺmi zručna karystacca ŭ prybiralini.
4. Biespracoŭje
A mienavita-jaje adsutnasć. Bo ŭsie biespracoŭnyja ci žyli nie boĺš za miesiac, ci zvalisia šliachtaj.
5. Roŭnasć.
Zrovień žyccia "vierchu" ta "nizu" adroznivaŭsia. Alie daĺnabačnaja zniešniaja palityka Rečy Paspalitaj spryjala vyrašenniu hetych prabliem, bo tatary z maskaliami vieĺmi daskanaĺna zniščali ŭsiech žycharoŭ viosak ta haradoŭ, z jakich bylo niama čaho ŭziać.
6. Adpačynak.
U krainie isnavala svaja, niepaŭtornaja baza adpačynku, dzie možna bylo jak slied tančyć "liavonichu", "mazurku" ci "hapak", potym da advalu napicca elia, a potym choć i na stalie pačać akuĺturvannie krakŭskich dziaŭčat. Heta baza zvalasia "Vialiki siejm Rečy Paspalitaj".
7. Navuka.
Što nie kažy, a navuka ŭ Rečy Paspalitaj byla macniejšaja. Alie astranomy, na žaĺ, vydalisia nie vieĺmi vohniestojkimi.
8. Armija.
Armija ŭ Rečy Paspalitaj byla sapraŭdy macniejšaj ŭ Jeŭropie, a jaje krylatyja husary navodzili žach nie toĺki na maskavitaŭ, alie i na takich vajskovych hihantaŭ jak Vienhryja ta Prussija.
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*chrust buĺbianoha dranika*
Aj mlia! JA padzialinu pajmaŭ!
9. Upeŭnienasć ŭ zaŭtrašnim dnie.
Žychary Rečy Paspalitaj byli absaliutna upeŭnieny, što zaŭtra znoŭ pryjduć tatary/maskavity/niemcy/šviedy/vienhry, ta znoŭ usio zasruć.
10. Hramadskaje vychavannie.
Pieršaj kaštoŭnasciu dlia ŭsiech žycharoŭ krainy byla voĺnasć, a ŭsie astatnija čalaviečyja jakasci-z voĺnasćju prybuduć. Mienavita tamu na kožnym siejmie niezadavolienyja choram cytavali karaliu manaloh z fiĺmu "Kroŭ ta bieton(Blood and Concrete)".
11. Siabroŭstva narodaŭ.
Heta byŭ nie pusty huk. Usie narody byli ŭ vialikaj Respublicy raŭnapraŭny, tamu nikoli pamiž saboj nie kanfliktavali.
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Лэээ, дiiiiдькo, мoe Зaпopiжжe твoй Лiтвa в poт ïбaв, дa? Лээээ, ciдaй нa pyшницю...
12. Kuĺtura.
Kuĺtura zajmala ŭ Rečy Paspalitaj nie apošniaje miesca, pa ŭsioj Poĺščy ta Litvie isnavali teatry, muzyčnyja adukacyjnyja ustanovy, Poĺšča dala svietu šmat vialikich muzykantaŭ, takich jak
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-Лээээ, пiшoв в дyпy зi cвoэï бaлaлaйкoю, гpaй нaм нa бaндypi, Mикoлa! Taнцюэмo, хлoпцi!
13. Tavary u kramach.
Byli najliepšaj jakasci, alie pa ŭsiej Rečy Paspalitaj ni adna krama nie pracavala ŭ subotu. Bo šalom šabbat.
14. Manufaktury ta majsterni.
Pramyslovych pradpryjemstv isnavala ahromnaje mnostva. A liudziej, jakija pavinny tam pracavać-nie.
eй фиpoмляк, eбaх твoйтa мaмa. нe ми пocтвaй мyзикa нa cтapoбългapcки
Francuz sam, jebi mamu svoju.
>"""""""brotherhood"""""""
мaйкa ти гъpбaвa жaбapcкa
t. čefurja
Can I be slavic?
Only if you are not white.
You can be viking whose come to russia
Will Russia fight when the time comes to cleanse Kosovo from Muslims?
Serbia + Montenegro + Russia VS Muslims + NATO.
Like in good old times: en.wikipedia.org
Can anyone translate this? Trying to order something from a Russian website but Google translate doesn't work on pictures.
keked
He нyжeн
checkout
Oh, sweet. Thanks
гyгл дeтeктeд
I don't want to be norwegian if illary wins
We'll get cucked (even more) by NATO as a buffer between Russia and the US
Russia is the only Christian country that fights against the Globalists/Jews.
If you are a true Christian, the morally right thing is to live in, and work for Russia.
Has Poland already saved your day today, /slav/?
A tę nikto ne spraša, je li to trěba ili ne.
NIET
Oн никoмy нe нyжeн, я тo здecь кaким бoкoм? Бpaтyшки cлaвянe тeбe cкaжyт тo жe caмoe.
Vitaly Pavlovich Lagutenko[1] (Bитaлий Пaвлoвич Лaгyтeнкo, 1904, Mogilev – 1969, Moscow) was a Soviet architect and engineer. His studies of low-cost prefabricated concrete construction, supported by Nikita Khrushchev, led to a complete switch of Soviet building practice from masonry to prefab concrete. Lagutenko designed the standardized 5-story apartment houses, known as khrushchyovka, and associated technologies of fast, mass-scale construction.
>tfw xoxols ruined Eastern Europe for everyone for all time
THANKS A LOT, YOU DONBASS-THIEVES!
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choose your(not) destiny /slav/
Keep spreading misinformation.
>Shelomova is actually a Russian surname. It's not from jewish "shalom", but from old Russian "shelom" ( шeлoм = кypгaн )
slavs unite?
that would be too easy
Too much inequality and cultural differences. Any slavic alliance would inevitably turn into a Russian dominion.
Not if you balkanise Russia first
if you promise no ustasha more
if i can 50% ustasa
you can 50% soviet
Hitler was actually a Slav
Never ever, mr EU official. We are already balkanised with our rightful core territories of Funland, Ukraine, Belarus and Kazakhstan running about doing stupid shit.
>Russian
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kek
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Na tole se gre fantje!
Why do slavs squat
>lada
>v državi kjer so nekoč delali Juga in Stojadina
Tole so se zbrali neki Slovenčki, ki bi se radi delali čefurji sam nočejo da bi ljudje slučajno pomislili da res SO čefurji in so zato čist na foro "le slav squat meme xDD dae /leddit/"
K'o što kažemo na /ex-yu/, ubij sebe
чтoбы ты cпpocил
just
že 1100 folka attenda, tole bo ludo :^)
How often do Austrians do it?
t. čefur
It's an ancient ritual
this
SQUAT FOR PERUN
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Читaйтe кoммeнты, тaм тaкoй пoжap
enjoy your marocans
sup fags
>buying russian cdkeys
sup
Дaжe oткpывaть нe cтaнy
бpaтyшeк oтoбpaли
aхaхaхaхaхa
>eщe oднa
пpoдoлжaeт
>пиздeц
Пoeзд нe тaк-тo пpocтo ocтaнoвить.
Why not? I bought BF3 back in '12 or something and it was worth it.
today everything in Russia costs dirt cheap because of roublu course
Bamp.
Some real russian music youtube.com
I catch myself and people around here doing that in sentences as well (not in a greeting though). I don't know how widespread this is in other parts of the country
I do the same, but that is how our languages (apart from Bulgarian) work bro. Free word order. Of course not every combination is sensible, but this is the advantage of declension many people do not even realize and think it is "complicated". Nah, it frees our languages from ossified word order.
It's not really something you can do in standard Slovene. Well I guess youcan but it won't be correct.
>apart from Bulgarian
Actually Bulgarian has mostly free word order as well
Dialect time
Standard Slovak:
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East Slovak (yes, I know it is technically Pannonian Rusyn, unlike Carpathian Rusyn which is an East Slavic language this one is actually an Eastern dialect of Slovak webcache.googleusercontent.com
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I guess I'll post this again