You wake up in an Alien Planet

You wake up in an Alien Planet

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Can I breathe ?

Look for locals. Become thier white god.

melt from radiation

>Civilization Beyond Earth all over again

>cant post on Sup Forums

Impregnate ayy lmao cuties with my earthling dick.

Immediately plant Old Glory and play the start spangled banner on my cool space guitar followed by a prayer.
Drink my own piss while taking unnecessary risks like Bear Grylls taught me.
Look for other form of life to kill off with my diseases.

You wake up on Venus.

Keep in mind that the surface temperature is 400 celsius and its atmospheric pressure is 93 times that of Earth. It rains sulfuric acid.

ayy lmao where de alien wymins at

Better wear a teflon suit.

looks comfy

>send probes to venus because you gotta do something comparable but slightly different then the usa
>get only a few minutes of data

BRAVO USSR

Join the Spartan Federation

>tfw no qt latina colonel to conquer Planet with

look for alien gf

Finally I can be free from capitalism and humans.

john madden

football

Make love to alien qt

Build communism

leave russia

>You wake up in an Alien Planet

then I'm an illegal alien in the planet

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