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THE RULE MUST BE OBEYED OR YOU'RE FUCKING OUTA HERE, SUNSHINE.

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rowan

doing a poo

>tfw injected into my right glute last friday and now it's absolutely killing
it didn't even hurt for the first couple of days. am I going to die?

congratulations to you

anyone want to lend money from me?

Sup Forums on suicide watch

what happened to the girl you were fond of at school?

the crew

stop thx 1138

Where should I visit for a few days between Christmas and New Year? Thinking Copenhagen or Riga or Vienna, but perhaps Iceland

I borrowed some money to my friend on accident

lads its snowing outisde

wahey

she's a fat cunt now

we're both too autistic to properly initiate a relationship

Iceland is of course the only place worth going to

>this is a 10/10 in sharialand

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she could literally pass for a syrian refugee

she ages horribly

hungry for cock

I heard really good things about copenhagen

>when yanks say "bias" when they actually mean "biased"

I'm considering proposing to her soon. Really fucking nervous about it though

Well take a look at what happened, SERIOUSLY.

>old runts
ahh yes very intimidating
would heem all of them in an instant

in bed lads

Copenhagen is very very cool

lel

Cold hard leaked facts prove that Hillary knowingly caused the deaths in Benghazi, receives money from governments that fund ISIS, rigged the democratic primaries, Bernie Sanders was a plant, started the birther movement, paid homeless people to start fights at Trump rallies.

But Trump said some silly words and everyone loses their minds

don't go to copenhagen

trump landslide on the way

where are the naked boobs

no I'm not Jewish but I take inspiration from their way of life

wish i was motivated lads

dont know how people can get off their arse and get stuff done desu

I fucking love yank politics

now they know me in copenhagen

Under some runt's bed
Waiting for him to poke he's foot out of the duvet

one of them has 3 kids
another is in a mental hospital

I think I lucked out

BBC bias is absolutely stunning. You'd swear us Brits get to vote.

work tomorrow

going to bed lads, up early tomorrow

when i wake there best be 1 inch of snow outside £150 in my paddy power account thanks to trump, or else you're all in for it x

>average arse

You realise that's a sarirical article you absolute hammer

got pregnant at 18 and is now a tattooed degenerate

abcess probably, you'll be fine

what did you inject?

when I feel like being lazy but need to do something I just think about the girl I like at work fucking the guy at my work she is fucking who is much better looking than me
anger is the best motivation

>m-m-mummy, the press are p-p-picking on me again

she has a bf ;(

Did you not get your ballot...?

Bollocks are hanging out my duvet by my feet

Hope they get cut to ribbons

>mummy

sometimes, for like 5 minutes i get the urge to change my life but then it disappears for a while

best I can do

marrying another guy from my year soon. She's become a bit of a dog though so I don't give a shit.

t.orphan

life is hard for him. yes he's 32, lives in a giant mansion, is world famous on zero merit, never has to work again and has had many glamorous model gfs, but his mum died and he was in the army and stuff

Doing a look at those forged rail tickets from the dark web

15% of retail cost for a 6 month season ticket

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

that's a relief
test enanthate

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Pains me to see you all who have no real knowledge of politics backing trump

Literally child like minds that are swayed by catchy jingles, so so runty

It's like being a neurosurgeon watching a bricklayer trying to remove a brain tumor

Technocracy when

is he leaving a message?

you're on that highschool love type of yank stuff
good for you

sorry lad, wrong post, have a free (You) as compensation

Need a man to do a cummy in my bummy

If trump were a democrat would he be as hated?

the opportunity technocracy passed long ago, humanity is too far gone now.

spend my work days browsing the BBC and my evenings browsing and the chon and I can confirm Sup Forums is more biased

BBC definitely have a slight hillary bias but they do show trumps side of the argument too

Home alone lads and there's loads of banging downstairs

Fuck, if a lad in Essex is found dead tomorrow morning you know it's me

speaking of wrong posts, does anyone remember that gimmick where we intentionally reply to the wrong one?

strongly considering visiting iran next year
visa process seems sketchy though, gov.uk advice is "email their embassy lol"

>tfw to smart to support Drumpf

I do big cummys

he wouldn't be such a cunt so no

Lost 50 quid lads

how? thats a lot of money to lose

>tfw genius but lazy

in half an hour?

half your dole money gone

wasn't he literally a democrat up until like six years ago?

did you bet on drumpf?

he bet on Hillary

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Saw some bloke motorcycle across it on YouTube
Seemed alri but I wouldn't risk it myself desu

don't remember that gimmick desu

Bet on trump did you?

no word of a lie
the current state of /brit/ is so shite, even yanks are good posters and are even able to out smart half of you

If you were a genius, you'd be smart enough to not be lazy

having some clean water

I put it in my jacket breast pocket, must've slipped out when I was reaching for my phone.

Absolutely gutted, no money for the rest of the week

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made myself some early dinner

no

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He was a democrat up until they had a black president

remember when it was the EU vote, I went to bed and woke up expecting remain to win comfortably but I got all excited and giddy when leave won

hopefully it's the same today

Oh look, Toblerone is having a go at us because of Brexit, always thought the Swiss were supposed to be neutral.

where in Iran?

VERY privileged you fucking scum

>he actually put real life money on trump
HOWLING
you do realise Sup Forums is sattire right? no one actually thought he was going to win