THE RULE MUST BE OBEYED OR YOU'RE FUCKING OUTA HERE, SUNSHINE.
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rowan
doing a poo
>tfw injected into my right glute last friday and now it's absolutely killing
it didn't even hurt for the first couple of days. am I going to die?
congratulations to you
anyone want to lend money from me?
Sup Forums on suicide watch
what happened to the girl you were fond of at school?
the crew
stop thx 1138
Where should I visit for a few days between Christmas and New Year? Thinking Copenhagen or Riga or Vienna, but perhaps Iceland
I borrowed some money to my friend on accident
lads its snowing outisde
wahey
she's a fat cunt now
we're both too autistic to properly initiate a relationship
Iceland is of course the only place worth going to
>this is a 10/10 in sharialand
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she could literally pass for a syrian refugee
she ages horribly
hungry for cock
I heard really good things about copenhagen
>when yanks say "bias" when they actually mean "biased"
I'm considering proposing to her soon. Really fucking nervous about it though
Well take a look at what happened, SERIOUSLY.
>old runts
ahh yes very intimidating
would heem all of them in an instant
in bed lads
Copenhagen is very very cool
lel
Cold hard leaked facts prove that Hillary knowingly caused the deaths in Benghazi, receives money from governments that fund ISIS, rigged the democratic primaries, Bernie Sanders was a plant, started the birther movement, paid homeless people to start fights at Trump rallies.
But Trump said some silly words and everyone loses their minds
don't go to copenhagen
trump landslide on the way
where are the naked boobs
no I'm not Jewish but I take inspiration from their way of life
wish i was motivated lads
dont know how people can get off their arse and get stuff done desu
I fucking love yank politics
now they know me in copenhagen
Under some runt's bed
Waiting for him to poke he's foot out of the duvet
one of them has 3 kids
another is in a mental hospital
I think I lucked out
BBC bias is absolutely stunning. You'd swear us Brits get to vote.
work tomorrow
going to bed lads, up early tomorrow
when i wake there best be 1 inch of snow outside £150 in my paddy power account thanks to trump, or else you're all in for it x
>average arse
You realise that's a sarirical article you absolute hammer
got pregnant at 18 and is now a tattooed degenerate
abcess probably, you'll be fine
what did you inject?
when I feel like being lazy but need to do something I just think about the girl I like at work fucking the guy at my work she is fucking who is much better looking than me
anger is the best motivation
>m-m-mummy, the press are p-p-picking on me again
she has a bf ;(
Did you not get your ballot...?
Bollocks are hanging out my duvet by my feet
Hope they get cut to ribbons
>mummy
sometimes, for like 5 minutes i get the urge to change my life but then it disappears for a while
best I can do
marrying another guy from my year soon. She's become a bit of a dog though so I don't give a shit.
t.orphan
life is hard for him. yes he's 32, lives in a giant mansion, is world famous on zero merit, never has to work again and has had many glamorous model gfs, but his mum died and he was in the army and stuff
Doing a look at those forged rail tickets from the dark web
15% of retail cost for a 6 month season ticket
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
that's a relief
test enanthate
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Pains me to see you all who have no real knowledge of politics backing trump
Literally child like minds that are swayed by catchy jingles, so so runty
It's like being a neurosurgeon watching a bricklayer trying to remove a brain tumor
Technocracy when
is he leaving a message?
you're on that highschool love type of yank stuff
good for you
sorry lad, wrong post, have a free (You) as compensation
Need a man to do a cummy in my bummy
If trump were a democrat would he be as hated?
the opportunity technocracy passed long ago, humanity is too far gone now.
spend my work days browsing the BBC and my evenings browsing and the chon and I can confirm Sup Forums is more biased
BBC definitely have a slight hillary bias but they do show trumps side of the argument too
Home alone lads and there's loads of banging downstairs
Fuck, if a lad in Essex is found dead tomorrow morning you know it's me
speaking of wrong posts, does anyone remember that gimmick where we intentionally reply to the wrong one?
strongly considering visiting iran next year
visa process seems sketchy though, gov.uk advice is "email their embassy lol"
>tfw to smart to support Drumpf
I do big cummys
he wouldn't be such a cunt so no
Lost 50 quid lads
how? thats a lot of money to lose
>tfw genius but lazy
in half an hour?
half your dole money gone
wasn't he literally a democrat up until like six years ago?
did you bet on drumpf?
he bet on Hillary
Saw some bloke motorcycle across it on YouTube
Seemed alri but I wouldn't risk it myself desu
don't remember that gimmick desu
Bet on trump did you?
no word of a lie
the current state of /brit/ is so shite, even yanks are good posters and are even able to out smart half of you
If you were a genius, you'd be smart enough to not be lazy
having some clean water
I put it in my jacket breast pocket, must've slipped out when I was reaching for my phone.
Absolutely gutted, no money for the rest of the week
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made myself some early dinner
no
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He was a democrat up until they had a black president
remember when it was the EU vote, I went to bed and woke up expecting remain to win comfortably but I got all excited and giddy when leave won
hopefully it's the same today
Oh look, Toblerone is having a go at us because of Brexit, always thought the Swiss were supposed to be neutral.
where in Iran?
VERY privileged you fucking scum
>he actually put real life money on trump
HOWLING
you do realise Sup Forums is sattire right? no one actually thought he was going to win