Why are they always complete and total jokes? Supposedly they try to scare wee, dumb Americans with it >whoo look at these commieblocks >it's rainy and there's fog >people speak in tongues and they dress in strange puffy clothings >there's danger in the very air >in reality they just drove down a town's industrial district in November
Why do you do this? It just looks comfy. And you don't fool us with this shitty "danger" vibe. Eastern Europe is literally safer than Burgerland with our murder rates vastly below yours. Compared to us your entire country is a fucking war zone. If anything it is we who should be making horror movies about your neighborhoods. And no, Russia is not Eastern Euro, it's Asia.
>TFW EUROTRIP >TFW HOSTEL >TFW AVENGERS- HALF THE CARS ARE LADA 120
Liam Torres
Pic also related
Jonathan Foster
We're trying to remind ourselves what the country would look like if the Democrats were in power for 70 years
Austin Turner
top kek feels good to be an irrelevant country next to a movie star Slovakia
Bentley Smith
Lol
Josiah Hall
>Normandie What the fuck
Oliver White
Moscow is not in Asia.
Tyler Williams
>We're trying to remind ourselves what the country would look like if the Democrats were in power for 70 years Isn't that exactly what happened in Detroit?
Chase Reyes
And Baltimore. And St Louis. Pretty much every shithole city in the US
Democrats are worse for cities than nukes
Josiah Edwards
>Avengers >they couldn't even decide which Slavic country they wanted the film in so they made up a new one called Sokovia
Don't forget that. It makes your blood boil.
Also Eurotrip should be banned from all stores, and anyone who participated in the making of that film be executed.
Aaron Young
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY
Xavier Sullivan
>It makes your blood boil Why, because the original authors didn't want to associate it with one particular country? Why are you always so fucking asshurt
>If anything it is we who should be making horror movies about your neighborhoods.
Meh. Already beat you to it. And we use British actors.
Samuel Butler
kek, I remember those bands of starving children in Slovakia in the hostel movie. The filmmakers said it was supposed to be taken with a pinch of salt, but I dont think the American public took it as such
Jackson Lopez
>implying commies have food You aren't fooling me
Juan James
>Fooling burger propaganda product For what purpose?
Evan Collins
Literally nobody starved during commies. Gotta give them credit for that. They also kept gypsies in check. Young families got free flats. We were on right path evolving from communism into some democracy-socialism system but fucking Russia invaded because ''communist ideals are not being upheld''
Jaxson Walker
Banter maybe?
Wyatt Campbell
>My country is shit and depressing >How dare you portray my country as shit and depressing!
Also US murder rates are concentrated in big cities while all of slavland has the potential for danger. You're much more politically unstable and shit.
Robert Rivera
Just joking family
Luis Martinez
Hungary isn't shit and depressing though. It's the same climate as Austria, which your movie always depicts as a magical Christmas village.
Michael Anderson
What the fuck are you talking about? There is no fucking danger unless you are 100% retarded and go to zones that equal to Bronx. And how are we politically unstable? Balkans chimping out doesnt represent whole eastern europe.
Leo Campbell
this is exactly what the OP talks about - that's the image of EE you get from movies, not reality
Christopher Edwards
More like the 90's when they passed pics of Romania and Bulgaria around and asked for food donations.
Christopher Wood
I know, but in the US there are only Russians and Poles. Other Slavs don't exist according to American media. OP needs to relax, those movies aren't referring to Hungary. I'm exaggerating of course. Remember that the atmosphere these movies go for is usually very dark and depressing. It's not characterizing it as "all of EE". That's like Americans getting offended at The Wire like it represents the entirety of the US.
Josiah Davis
No, because the 90% of Americans are so dumb, they won't even realize the country Sokovia doesn't exist. So in a few years when we meet American tourists we can expect the question "So where is Sokovia, I heard they made an Avengers movie there"
Oh God, and don't forget Budapest! It's just a matter of time before the inevitable Black Widow and Hawkeye movie set here, they'll turn our beautiful, beautiful capital city into a gigantic, wartorn shithole for the explicit purpose of this
Just kill me now, and spare me the suffering and humiliation
Isaac Young
>That's like Americans getting offended at The Wire like it represents the entirety of the US. Does it not?
Nah, like 2% of Americans live in dangerous parts of inner cities
Jonathan Collins
We already have plenty of movies detailing shitty parts of Americas inner cities yet almost no one goes "gee, I'm so terrified to go to the US" because they aren't autistic and think that media = reality.
Justin Martinez
I remember watching the movie laffin pretty hard then this scene came and i got triggered so fucking hard. But i have to agree it is pretty humorous for outsider. I also like how author had to put captions to check out official site of slovakia to see real bratislava- eternal youtube butthurt saw succes
Josiah Wright
>because they aren't autistic and think that media = reality. Where do you think you are?
Samuel Long
Eurotrip and Hostel were both Czech co-production and we are know banter masters
they were both shot in Czechia AFAIK, so jokes on you
Kevin Reed
WTF Slovakia??!?
Mason Johnson
It's all right bro hopefully one day it'll grow into something beautiful :3 However, if you allow me a teensy tiny advice, get rid of that...thing on the left at the end the bridge, what is that even.
I too am triggered by others' cities btw, Prague does it for me. It basically looks like Budapest, except prettier, nicer, and better in every single way. Especially the old town. Fuck I'm so envious.
Samuel Taylor
>wee
why are you using our words? I thought you hated us.
Owen Reed
Yeah I know, the Eurotrip Bratislava is in former Soviet barracks which were considered unhabitable by Czech standards even when they were newly built. Holes in walls wide enough to put your hand through, newspaper taped over windows because now glass, crooked walls, missing stairs in some places and other Russian stuff
Michael Thomas
For american standards you're cold and depressing as shit
New york city has the same weather as Mediterranean (italy, spain balkans) but they think of it as a frozen hellhole. You're even more north of that. Where americans live is the equivalent to north africa weather wise with 300 days of sunshine except it's not a shithole.
Jonathan Roberts
I dont think so, Bratislava is used as money sponge they are fucking it so hard, building shit everywhere its actually getting so ugly except for old town which still has its magic ofc.
Prague old city is straight out of fairytale t bh i would rate it top 5 cities in Europe maybe even world, i like it more than Paris
Luke Ortiz
>Russia is not Eastern Euro, it's Asia.
Russia is the only notable Eastern European country, though. Without it you might as well not exist.
Jacob Jackson
Eastern Europe is scary though.
Kayden Perez
dumb af
Dylan Murphy
99% of the world population probably can't point out your country on the map.
Xavier Green
tbf we have niggers and a very weird criminal subculture. It's completely acceptable to beat the ever-loving fuck out of somebody if they fuck with you. Alot of drastic overreaction.
I was in anger management recently for some stuff I did and, just as an example, there was a guy who did 6 months because somebody threatened his family on facebook. So he called two of his friends, grabbed a baseball bat and drove over to this guy's house party. Walked in the front door and beat him half to death. It was all over in 30 minutes.
It was a motley as fuck crew I'll tell ya that much, kindof interesting looking back on it.
Cameron Hernandez
im from eastern europe
there's a comfiness in knowing everyone you will ever interact with and cars that drive past you the person will always be white and just like you. i don't feel the same in western europe where i can come in contact with arabs and other creatures on the street at night.
only russia, ukraine and belarus is scary now. but those are asian.
Jacob Carter
Yet they use producs that were invented by Slovak daily. People being ignorant doesnt mean shit, 99% of people know nothing about Ancient Greece or Sumerians
Joshua White
in the american mind it is no different from africa
Logan Thompson
The American English vocabulary I know just wasn't scathing enough, so I had to resort to using a bit of British slang. Everyone knows you guys are exceedingly smug and condescending. >t. geography expert Hungary has a much more milder climate than Jew York thanks to the Gulf Stream and the fact that we live in a giant bowl in the Pannonian Basin with prevailing Southern Winds bringing warm mediterranean air to the country regularly, and the Carpathians shielding us from the worst of continental weather. I guess nuking it now would be too late, huh.. How fare your other cities?
Brody Parker
and literally the whole world knows americans are dummies
Logan Rogers
just fyi, Prague is the 4th most visited place in the world, after Paris, London and New York
Logan Russell
>Safer as long as you aren't former Russian clay*
Logan Adams
This. I would uironically rather have a "light dictatorship" with free press and a goverment that actually listens to you (to outsiders, this is how it worked in Czechoslovakia during 1967-68 - censorship was cancelled, open debates were on radio and TV, consumer goods production was ramped up, all the while a single party still ruled) with Dubček as the leader rather than this mafia excuse for a democracy we have today.
Ryan Thompson
You're completely correct. It's very easy to be #1 in nearly everything.
C'mon fuccboi you know nothing of our culture even while consuming it on an hourly basis.
Caleb Taylor
>my country has just announced it intends to accept +1% of the entire population via immigration EVERY YEAR >The fact that having children isn't affordable is not even seen as an issue
I kinda wanna die
Alexander Anderson
It might look grim, but you won't get shot or blown to pieces. It even takes some effort to get robbed or assaulted instead of just winding up in an ethnic ghetto by accident.
Jeremiah Perry
the distance of difference in media has nothing to do with understanding but a difference in us and them these places needs to be protrayed as strange replacing any form of familiarity with the extreme in terms of relation to the viewer
eastern europe is not a projection of reality but a constrution of the not-american post cold-war other
learn to watch media more
Daniel Green
99% of the world population probably is still wondering why aren't you part of USA since you're pretty much the same thing.
Jordan Thompson
>fucking with America
Alright.
Jace Hernandez
>C'mon fuccboi you know nothing of our culture even while consuming it on an hourly basis. Funny you say that, did you know your money is named after ours?
Jackson Brooks
Eastern Europe isn't dangerous at all.
If someone grabs you from the back and pushes a gun against your head don't worry, some cop probably just wants to extort money from you.
It's all cool.
Camden Cruz
I don't know anything about you or care to. Piss off.
Michael Jackson
Sure, same with Poland and Russia
Christian Walker
eurotrip is essential slavkino you utter pleb
Tyler Hernandez
You were in Moldova or something? Oh and nobody will push a gun against your head, you will bribe the cop yourself and out of your free will.
Blake Ross
And this post enlightens perfectly why we all think you are fucking retards
Jayden Jenkins
butthurt is strong, kek
Eli Evans
delet this
>Americans acting though >until a bit of wind comes, it huffs and puffs and blows their house away along with aunt Jenny
whew lad
Carson Phillips
Good. Underestimate. Think with your feelings and not logic.
Tyler Flores
You're very smart man. you must be a jew
/thread
Nolan Thomas
The biggest difference between Eastern Europe etc and the US is here it is only the ghettos that are unsafe and their countries are one big fucking ghetto.
Mason Moore
>Think with your feelings and not logic. Isn't "don't listen to your brain, listen to your heart" your national slogan though?
Easton Carter
It was sarcasm. Noone will point a gun at you unless you're a gypo.
Eli Hernandez
the media portrays only americans and american "feelings" don't try to find reality in those things
Christopher Turner
Not that I know of. However, even if it was, I would not adhere to it.
Adrian Brooks
I remeber watching news or something a while ago. They show signs on the Ukrainian side of the border with Poland that said in Ukrainian "Don't try to bribe police, because you'll be arrested on the spot". That kind of shows difference between Eastern countries that are in EU and those that aren't.
Christian Kelly
I think op already knew that but wanted to start a shitstorm
Asher Hernandez
this is 70% of eastern europe, its poor but NOT dangerous
Benjamin Morgan
kek of course, it is Sup Forums
ok.
Colton Kelly
only according to your shitty movies. IRL it is much safer here than in your glorious land of the free
Brody Baker
Good, good. There's no need to sending any refugees to enrich Eastern Europe. Yess, it's already shithole, move along and don't come here.
Wyatt Turner
well there are travel documentaries no one seem to make fun of those
Jeremiah Bennett
What a perfect burger quote on int.
Landon Cox
It's sad that Africa, Asia and Latin America are on average richer than us.
Jeremiah Harris
A bit of wind is all you'll feel while walking to the grocery store before an explosion rips apart everybody you've ever loved.
Cameron Miller
Not really, I just find it vexing how Americans portray Eastern Europe in their movies, when it's much safer here than even in their fucking suburbs.
Jack Lopez
Look at your picture, it's fucking depressing. There is your answer. It looks like a dystopia.
Austin Adams
Tbh you'll be disappointing when you come to eastern europe.
The cities you'll go will look almost the same as in western europe and full of foreigners and tourists so you'll feel safe. And when you venture out to the commie block areas you'll just notice they're quiet, few people trying to get places and like american suburbs but a vertical version.
Zachary Hernandez
>got lost in Prague in some area that looked like OPs pic >the only person we found was the most bydlo person you could imagine >he wore Adidas, a plastic bottle of beer, was smoking and squating next tot the street when we found him >he could only speak Czech and Russian, no English >tfw he walked us all the way to our hotel even so we could not communicate at all and while we were afraid we would soon lose our kidneys
Fucking good guy in the end.
Parker Cook
>americans are currently in an election between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Shouldnt dare to show your face desu
Henry Campbell
Don't forget NYC didn't turn around until a Republican got in office and started cleaning shit up.
Cameron Sullivan
>explosion rips apart everybody you've ever loved. And what will explode exactly? Faulty gas pipe?