Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33 Nights since last BNM: 14
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Boys Don’t Cry Coming? -Bon Iver debut 22, A Million live -Twin Peaks OST getting repressed -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, Angel Olsen, and Frank Ocean -/p4k/ forever
Julian Ramirez
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.
Lincoln Sanchez
I wonder what style of underwear Zoe prefers to wear
Jackson Nelson
knit boxers with a button fly.
Michael Diaz
is this a """">her""" """""""joke"""""""""""?
KYS
Adam James
;^p
Adam Edwards
Boris and Earth was great last night
Cameron Mitchell
cool
so did you make a sign for them, too?
can you show us?
would love to see it desu
Lucas Miller
correct even though i couldn't convince adrienne to beat me to death with her sticks after the show
Brody Powell
I don't know what kind she wears, but I do know I'd like to stuff her dirtiest sweatiest pair in my mouth while I " masturbate", if you know what I mean.
Robert Sanchez
I wish pitchfork did movie reviews.
Christian James
Tyler Perry movies would all get Best New Kino
Lucas Morgan
They used to with The Disolve
Jaxson Ross
No sign but I got Takeshi's pick
Isaiah Russell
>take the best film writers from The A/V Club >still fail and close the site down
how did p4k fuck that up so badly
Mason Price
It would've been successful if Zoe Camp was there to review anime
Christian Smith
too highbrow
Jayden Foster
i understood this joke.
Kayden Phillips
>too highbrow kek
their best of 2014 top 10: 1. Boyhood 2. The Grand Budapest Hotel 3. Under the Skin 4. Whiplash 5. Only Lovers Left Alive 6. Life Itself 7. Two Days, One Night 8. Force Majeure 9. Gone Girl 10. Selma
Aiden Sullivan
>2. The Grand Budapest Hotel >3. Under the Skin >5. Only Lovers Left Alive >7. Two Days, One Night >9. Gone Girl these are great
haven't seem Life Itself or Force Majeure yet, so those could be great, too
Mason Turner
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Nathaniel Thomas
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN The Get Down OST 6.2 by Vanessa Okoth-Obbo PARTYNEXTDOOR 7.4 by Renato Pagnani Pill 7.9 by Nathan Reese Mal Devisa 8.1 by Jenn Pelly Lando Chill 6.0 by Jonah Bromwich
Xavier Davis
>itstime.jpg >fuck yeah, two rock albums tonight >both women artists >one is a nigger
fuck this gay earth
Christopher Parker
lmao
Landon Carter
>I need a website to tell me what to like
What causes this?
Juan Roberts
wow, exactly zero releases that I care about. happening way too often these days