/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33
Nights since last BNM: 14

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Boys Don’t Cry Coming?
-Bon Iver debut 22, A Million live
-Twin Peaks OST getting repressed
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, Angel Olsen, and Frank Ocean
-/p4k/ forever

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

I wonder what style of underwear Zoe prefers to wear

knit boxers with a button fly.

is this a """">her""" """""""joke"""""""""""?

KYS

;^p

Boris and Earth was great last night

cool

so did you make a sign for them, too?

can you show us?

would love to see it desu

correct even though i couldn't convince adrienne to beat me to death with her sticks after the show

I don't know what kind she wears, but I do know I'd like to stuff her dirtiest sweatiest pair in my mouth while I " masturbate", if you know what I mean.

I wish pitchfork did movie reviews.

Tyler Perry movies would all get Best New Kino

They used to with The Disolve

No sign but I got Takeshi's pick

>take the best film writers from The A/V Club
>still fail and close the site down

how did p4k fuck that up so badly

It would've been successful if Zoe Camp was there to review anime

too highbrow

i understood this joke.

>too highbrow
kek

their best of 2014 top 10:
1. Boyhood
2. The Grand Budapest Hotel
3. Under the Skin
4. Whiplash
5. Only Lovers Left Alive
6. Life Itself
7. Two Days, One Night
8. Force Majeure
9. Gone Girl
10. Selma

>2. The Grand Budapest Hotel
>3. Under the Skin
>5. Only Lovers Left Alive
>7. Two Days, One Night
>9. Gone Girl
these are great

haven't seem Life Itself or Force Majeure yet, so those could be great, too

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
The Get Down OST 6.2 by Vanessa Okoth-Obbo
PARTYNEXTDOOR 7.4 by Renato Pagnani
Pill 7.9 by Nathan Reese
Mal Devisa 8.1 by Jenn Pelly
Lando Chill 6.0 by Jonah Bromwich

>itstime.jpg
>fuck yeah, two rock albums tonight
>both women artists
>one is a nigger

fuck this gay earth

lmao

>I need a website to tell me what to like

What causes this?

wow, exactly zero releases that I care about. happening way too often these days