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Hot latina electionfu edition

Good luck burgers.

MAGA

anime

I wonder if Hillary will initiate defcom 5
or just take the hit

clinton has still got this desu

DAY OF THE ROPE IS COMING

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

You mean Defcon 1?

>New Hampshire still in play

jajajajaj

What will the next mad thing to happen be lads?

its not over
too early to call

lads i crunched some numbers

if he gets FL (and it looks like he will), he's done it

trump is winning lads

This can't be happening, us leftists are in charge here

is anyone getting worried that this kek occult bullshit might be legit?

See you on the battlefield

What happens if both Clinton and Trump have brain aneurysms and die?

VA and NH both red by less than 20,000 votes holy shit

How come I never recall shit flinging over Schwarzenegger being the 38th Governor of California?

No one really seemed to point out how absurd it was, I'm not even baiting, someone enlighten me please

This is thee direct result of responding to people's concerns about their lives with derision and condescension by saying they're racist and they just need to keep doing what they've been doing and voting for people gradually eroding their living standards.

>All these rich celebrities are telling me not to be racist and enjoy my lowering standards whilst they jet around the world
>Ah yes, this will totally make me want to vote for Hillary

>Reifag
dropped

What are the states he needs to win lads?

Resurrection of the Irish empire

REDDIT STILL TALKING ABOUT BERNIE

Sup lads. Who's ahead in the big swing states?

Who's going to win (really, not wish fulfilment)?

PRESIDENT

MIKE

PENCE

praise him

Kek is bullshit, but Trump is not.

thanks for the number crunch

Trump appears to be ahead in Florida and Virginia

we're all getting gfs next year

book it

Lads. These are the electoral votes if nothing currently on the map changes.


LADS.

There is a world of difference between a governor and the president of the only superpower on the planet

Trump may have florida but clinton will get the other swings. She will win it overall

Means a lot, cheers

If he holds onto Virginia Florida North Carolina and Ohio he's won.

As much as I can fit insome hidden compartment in a 43ft sailboat
If I get it here I would triple my money easy

heart is pounding

hands are shaking

haven't felt this way since i took a full STD exam

He needs to hold VA, win AZ, hold FL, hold NH and he's basically fucking done it. He has a good shot and CO and NV too though they will probably go blue.

REUNIFICATION WHEN?

One can dream

She doesn't look happy.

>weebs

pls dont let trump win holy shit

also BBC are really bias for Hillary.

>let's stop the establishment from ruining everything
>by voting for the establishment
really strikes the synapses

He's clinching Virginia, nicely ahead in Florida. He's sweeping up in Ohio. If he locks them in it's ogre.

Daily reminder I'm Muslim and support Trump.

Daily reminder that Clinton is responsible for pic related and her hawkishness could murder millions more Muslims.

Daily reminder that "Trump is bad for Muslims" is just a meme based on an off hand remark which he hasn't referred to since.

ta lads

Governer of Cali is quite different from being president.
Also sjwism wasn't as popular in his day.

He'll take AZ and (probably) even IA so he's won.

you were waiting to post this so you could get first post

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REPUBLICANS ARE SLATED TO WIN THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE OF REPS ATM

VIRGINIA
BLUE

VA WENT BLUE

IT'S OVER

THAT'S IT

THE FIX IS IN

>tfw actual leftie
>tfw prefer trump

trump at 61% to win

Clinton is going to win Virginia.

what if he was raped mate? ever consider that you prick?

>a-user why did you vote trump? Do you want me to be deported....?

>61% trump

he's bordering on leaning lads

BUT

>virginia
>blue

virginias blue, don't panic lads. Remember this happened to florida twice?

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Virigina is lost

>REPUBLICANS ARE SLATED TO WIN THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE
That was always pretty likely tbf

Strange thing is us leftists don't get bent out of shape for anything. We cool, right bra?

Nah, it was just good timing.

If I'd planned it it would have been something better.

I think I'm gonna go to bed now. I hope to wake up with a Trump Victory but we'll see. Good night everyone

if she's illegal she has to go back

clinton is winning by only 6000 in va

Queen will die.

Guarantee it. Long overdue, really.

live in florida and all of the normies on my moms facebook are going mental.. heh...

>61% likelihood of trump win

Nice try right-wing mong.

Us leftists are supporting Trump and realise Clinton is far worse.

>literally being so racist and idiotic that you're supporting another idiotic racist in another country.

i'll take that runt to the airport myself

>>tfw actual leftie

>Trump now at 59% likely to win after starting at 15%


FUNNY ISN'T IT?

its too soon to tell
will be a nail biter till the end

why won't they declare florida yet?

this is getting absurd

good night lad

also seems like there are more counties that are republican that still have votes left than democrat

I was literally enjoying myself until you came along

Clinton will narrowly win VA but it wasn't expected to be close. Won't matter as long as those other results go Drumpf's way.

Lads it doesnt matter if she wins virginia, trump has wisconsin and michigan

She's stolen VA. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

>63%
trumps chance of winning and the % of whites in the usa

>america

The French ain't our enemies, m8
They know what it means to see foreigners overrun your culture and people, they just have to apply it to a national scale as well

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"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Cletus McBurger

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.

I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defence policies as well as Mexican-American politicians enacting open border policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Cletus McBurger . I am American; I am a cuckold.

How many here losing money on a Trump win?

results of the election

bush is very beloved

night

Not Virginia apparantly

fuck off to eire then

t. hormone addled tranny

SO HAPPY TO BE WHITE RN

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Ah yes vote for an Isolationalist

He'll be good for the rest of the world alright

Better start learning Russian lads

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New York County ((((Manhattan))))

87.3% Hillary

Ohio for Virigna is an ok trade?