I am a Russian girl. Orderly person, pretty smart, good sense of humor, like cooking...

I am a Russian girl. Orderly person, pretty smart, good sense of humor, like cooking. Will suck your dick off 3 times a day, make you food, will be as meek as lamb with you, If you take me to your first world country like America or Norway.

fuck off pedojew

Most people here would do that and they're not even Russian or girls

>Slav
No thanks

>girl

america is okay if you have money otherwise it's hell
more so than other places

Well. Ok then...

>not wanting to live in a small town in Wisconsin working with your hands

What about 3rd world countries like the ones between Norway and the Mediterranean sea ?

BOSTON
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I used to have that ENB.

>it's hell
Only if you're poor AND live urban.

literally anywhere else in the country you can live comfortably fairly cheap.

>good sense of humor
>suck your dick off 3 times a day
>make you food
sound go-
>take me to your first world country
dammit

Are you one of the Asialn looking Rusdians ? I have thr yellow fever. If no, then no

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hello pedojew

English words look so weird written in the Cyrillic

post a pic dear

pls be in
MURMANSK
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Are you orthodox christian???

It's a trap

it'll steal your organs and ship them to israel

ok

We would need pics for your visa, you know without clothes and with a date on the picture ...

sorry but slavshit trophy wives were a 90s thing
the hot new thing for lonely rich westerners are cute gooks

Ada?

This

Yellow fever and rice is in fashion

>america
>first world
audibly keked

>westerners
>Hungary
Gypsy, pls.

From which slavic fairytale is this from?

Ivanka and grey wolf.

I totally would but I'm a broke ass NEET
And I don't want the clap

>I don't want the clap

well that's something you don't usually hear from Americans

>Not being able to deal with the clap from your free healthcare

Must be nice being """free"""

the fuck is "clap" ?

Gonerea

oh fuck, thanks

Come here, I'll sharpen your blowjob skills and then one day you might become the first lady.

I am very, VERY interested in this proposal.

I'll take you in, I'm desperate for campanionship

If you are fit and do anal I'll buy you a Tesla and let you have access to a credit card.

Hop over the border bby ;)))

pls post pic and date on a paper

>meek as lamb with you

This isn't the ISIS dating site OP

no boris you are not a girl