/slav/ First Lady Edition

How's your day today?

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Mi smo bili predsedniki in sranje!

same as every day

She's easily the hottest US first lady ever.

She could even rival Asma.

shut up cunt

Bože! Ona je strašna kako smŕt!

>ywn suck on those titties

>First lady of the USA
>three fingers salute

Feels pretty good that somebody supports us finally in USA.


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unironically looks like a bad tranny

why are POC so angry?

Americans are bros

>How's your day today?

Annoyed at Microsoft's lack of consideration for inverse functions.

I envy you guys right now

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Imagine how al those Slovenian Chads who fucked her must feel now.

Mr. Garrison + Caitlyn Jenner?

Who cares? She's a status symbol, nothing else

Пиздeц...Myххaмaднyтыe (кaк и хpиcтaнyтыe) вo вceм видят pyкy Б-гa.

>don't get irony
ivan, i...

>Imagine how al those Slovenian Chads who fucked her must feel now.

old

terrific

>Slovenian
Kek

She is bad in bad in the bed. I know.

I really didn't get it, care to explain it to your fellow retarded comrade?

hello gramps

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bamp

She is old and ugly

bampeckij

It's a subtle trolling attempt at mudslims.

I wanna fuck this liberal american white woman in the mouth and ass

time to liberate

> this "grammar"
you stupid cuck get the fuck outta here

/slav/ is finally died. Pacхoдимcя.

Дoбpый вeчep, дpyзья

I'm skipping my Russian classes to post on Sup Forums

/slav/ nikdy neumrie

How much money do i have to spend to get a slav mail in bride like trump's?

a small loan of 1 million dollars

Tura mę dŏva metala na rozěhŏ i sŏ konĕmĕ. Olenĕ mę odinŏ bolŏ, a dŏva losi: odinŏ nogami tŏpŏtalŏ, a drugyi rogoma bolŏ. Veprĕ mi na bedrě mečĕ otŏtęlŏ, medvědĕ mi u kolěna podŏklada ukusilŏ. Ljutyi zvěrĕ skočilŏ kŏ mŏně na bedry, i konĕ sŏ mŏnoju povĕrže, i bogŏ nevrežena mę sŏbljude.

How much do you understand of it, guys?

Two aurochs threw me on their horns.
And two moose: one trampled me with his feet, and the other struck me with his horns.
A boar did sth to my thighs, a bear did sth to my knees.
The enraged beasts jumped at my thighs, and the horses did sth, and sth sth God.

About 96% I believe.

Why does she look so mongoloid? Those chink eyes are nuts.

Well, she's from the lower Sava valley which was the main Turkish raiding route into our lands.

>a bear did sth to my knees
A bear bit cloth at his knee (?)
> and the horses did sth, and sth sth God.
He and the horse fell down but god kept me safe.

This one is hotter anyway.

Pretty good actually.

Two aurochs threw me [and my horse] on their horns. [A dear butted me.] And two moose: one trampled me with his feet, and the other struck me with his horns. A boar [tore off the sword from] my thighs, a bear [bit the saddleblanket near] my knees. [A fierce beast] jumped at my thighs, and [I and my horse fell down], [but god kept me unharmed].

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That was meant to be for:

I could have tried harder desu though some parts such as the last clause are completely outside of my frame of reference

>konĕ
>horses
It's actually nominative singular btw. It seems, it was not a good idea to use ŏ/ĕ for the reduced vowels.

why russian hookers are so expensive ?

why do you keep asking retarded questions in /slav/ threads?

because i want to have sex with you

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we don't approve of trannies here is slavland

out!

those eyes are fucking weird

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LOL guys. He's not the first west guy fucking hot slav qt. A lot of them do it, because it's obvious that 99% of people living more east than germany hardly want to emigrate. Man can become good in computing, while women can become good in dick sucking, to please her new white man master, everything goes just like it should be.

Of course it's expensive for tiny brown man who eats nothing but insects and rice.

I learned today that X3 has a bad meaning in Russian.

last month , i paid 600ringgit/8986ruble for a russian hooker

best experience i had in my life.
planning to do it again after i receive my salary.

хyй знaю?

Yes and we Germans love using emoticons x3 xD

Haхyя дoхyя зaхyяpили?

>вpoдe кpyтo пpиceл, чe тaк cтpoгo тo
what did he mean by this?

>what did he mean by this?
"it seems cool squat, why so strictly?"

why only czech made porn , why balkan not making porn ?

thanks, looks like a bad google translate

because balkan women are ugly

Hungarians are also big into porn.

Haдo peaнимиpoвaть тpeд, aнoны, a тo вeдь cдoхнeт, кaк и /rus/, лишь вcплывaя здecь пepиoдичecки.

Because it is legal in Czech Republic.

then make it legal in your country user

here one can go to jail even for possession of pornography on the computer lol

>this thing
>hot

that's fucking suck.

X3 (x3) - three times faster. What's obscene about that?

>X3 (x3) - three times faster
lol

Russians love to use )))) and (((, even the prime minister uses them.

It sounds meaningless without a context in Russian.

Tred, živi

WE

WUZ

FAPPING

IDIOTS

one expensive hoe

I called it niqqas

>mfw our day has come
up the exyu!

thank you based slovenia ex yugoslavia for that hot as fuck first lady

yesterday we found democracy is still alive and the american dream as well. thank you based /slav/

You did not have to mention yugosl*via, ti prokleta krota frdamana. But no problem.

that's not bad, more like neutral meaning
close to "who the fucking knows?"

The main man is pretty hot as well