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The afternoon's first edition after my head's wrecked from being up during the small hours celebrating with Kilbeggan whiskey.

>m.f.w. result came in

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reminder that at one point, NYT predicted 82% likelihood of a Clinton presidency, with a win on both the popular and electoral votes bigger than Obama had in 2012.

>tfw you lose your ainsley folder

just did 25 incline push ups and 25 sit ups

feels good man

>the first lady got her chebs out in a lads mag

kek

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is this Mark Kermtoad?

have this

sick bro you must be aesthetic as fuck

This fucking guy

HE DID IT!

no

i posted my chest and man boobies here the other day and got bullied for it

WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS IS THIS

so what happens now? the most powerful office in the world is held by a man who has never held political office before

does this have any hope of ending well? does he have any idea what he is doing?

He owns a multi billion dollar business

I honestly gave up before counting votes started, everything told me it was close to impossible for him to get to 270 in the electoral college.

yeah hold up let me just get my fucking crystal ball out and let you know

fucking idiot. pull your head in or i'll lay one square on your receding jawline you urchin

which is exactly the same as running a country.

the man cannot even read, remember what he has or has not said, cannot control his emotions... he is the sort of joke character an author would put in control of America's nuclear codes in a dystopian novel or film.

very different to running an economy

@ me again and i will heem you into the outback

Career politicians BTFO

He's alienated pretty much all of academia from what I can see. Have fun losing your research top spot to China :^)

He wrote a book

I suggest you read it. If you can

might do one of these fook it

premiertefl.com/internships/

why not

going to be interesting 4 years desu

everything's fucked if he actually manages to get a lot of his policies through, we can only hope he was only pretending to be retarded

Looks like a scam

>people who unironically like martin shrkeli
hes a fucking edgelord

Don't see what the problem is that people have with Trump desu, does it matter that he's not held the office before when he's got so many advisors at his disposal and public opinion on his side?

>He wrote a book
He paid someone to write a book for him.

>does it matter that he's not held the office before when he's got so many advisors at his disposal and public opinion on his side?

probably yes

Sup Forums.org/bans
hm yes very impressive

Need to know if this lad has posted his arse.

yeah does a bit doesn't it but they pump out a ton of youtube vids

v. much doubt that's a lot of paid actors

youtube.com/watch?v=VZp_OMGcwec

i'm technically a runt since i weighed the least at birth out of all my siblings, although i am taller than them now, and they're also fat and i'm not

Why do Americans smell like poop all the time? I heard that they just wipe their ānī with a small piece of dry paper so their assholes are full of dingleberries all day long and when they sweat they shit stain their undies.

I'm going with your logic then it should matter with Hillary too because she's never been president before

>hillary won popular vote
2000 all over again

ok

having some clean water

ye but shes held other offices

not saying its doomed to fail just saying i wouldnt want a novice running my country

>does it matter that he's not held the office before when he's got so many advisors at his disposal
The (((advisors))) are the problem, m8. It's important that the president has a clue, because clueless presidents are puppets.

The republican establishment are going to be making all the decisions, Trump is going to sit there like a clown and attract hate while they sell the country down the river.

Never change, america

unironically thought trump would get the popular vote but the electoral college would fuck him over desu

Some girl on facebook keeps making comparisons between Trump and Hitler, and it's annoying me because she doesn't even know enough about either of them to draw the conclusions.

Literally Bush 2.0


>and hillary won the popular vote
too perfect kek

*posts a status*

here's what I think...

>MDMA may pose greater danger to women than men, say scientists
really gives the noggin a joggin'

Long day, night lids

>tfw no smelly bum gf

...

Still can't believe we fucking won

What part of Trumpington are you from mate?

youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok

me on the left

Kellyanne Conway is on C.N.N. now.

>with in author section
ghost written

>supports leave
>speaks out against fear mongering
>says this

See a lot of leave supporting /brit/s falling for the same fear mongering they ignored for BREXIT.

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>fearmongering

>age: 94
coffin dodger

gonna give my balls a good bashing

"Trump removes mask during acceptance speech to reveal he was Bill Clinton all along. Quoted: 'You weren't ready for this burden, Hillary.'"

>all porn and trump

kek

>Actually electing a walking meme

It's not even funny desu. 'hurrr he says le stupid things and wants to build le wall '

Honestly it's just fucking pathetic.

>the man cannot even read, remember what he has or has not said, cannot control his emotions... he is the sort of joke character an author would put in control of America's nuclear codes in a dystopian novel or film.

so lads.

you thought you were good looking?

good joke.

>May removes mask and reveals she was actually Nigel Farage all along
>Quoted: you're not laughing now, Angela

brits have been so blue pilled on trump desu

Reminder that Trump was "finished" when he

>insulted John Mccain
>said mexicans were sending their rapists
>insulted the parents of the dead muslim soldier
>said muslims should be restricted from entering the US
>Said women should be punished for having an abortion
>refused to release his tax returns
>grab em by the pussy
>suggested people exercise their 2nd amendment rights on hillary
>was backed by the KKK
>was accused of fondling women

so when's this shit going to die down, already bored of it

Actually a lot aren't.

Either way they have to live with it now

4-8 years

Like totally!
Ugh like hes just so like racist and like sexist

>can't even grow a full beard

Holland, to be honest.

I backed Trump before any of you lot

I'm so glad Trump won. I am really eager to see where he will go with Russia relations. I have high hopes that he will put a stop to this proxy war in Syria, or at least stop funding the terrorists that Russia and Assad are fighting. Will be interested to see where he goes with immigration too. This is bad news if you're a Muslim. If America elected a right leaning openly anti islam leader, most of the world will probably follow. I can't wait until we kick that filth out the west, either that or they become so passionately hated they are forced to leave.

I know there's a bunch of hardcore, paki loving lefty tossers in here who hate trump too. Hope you're having a shit day you self righteous psuedo intellectual uni cunts.

trump is hated because he refuses to play the political game by the standard rules. once you flout the rules you threaten the existence of the whole system

Dear /brit/,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

As i am writing this, we are attacking the racist assholes who voted for TRUMP
They think they are safe behind their racist white computers, but they are wrong.
Just now we are publishing all the names of thousands of Trump voters.
Not only that! We have noticed the ongoing racism on Sup Forums/brit/ and we are looking into your IPs right now. We are going to publish your names, adress ect. STOP RACISM NOW!

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
Tick... tack... tick... tack...

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

I knew Trump before he was famous.

have you watched Tim Roth's first movie?

edgy as.

this is even fucking funnier now lads

need an updated version

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Been a trump fan since I was born

I hope Trump is nice to the Kurds and tells Erdogan to fuck off :3

VERY good post

Remember my Mum coming to me to ask what I thought about Trump after BREXIT.

She said he sounded like a crazy person because he was so fucking outrageous (remember a lot of Brits are quite reserved and understated and don't take too well to obnoxious Americanism) but that after BREXIT she figured she couldn't trust a lot of what the media was saying about Trump and the right on the whole.

Took the chance to redpill her pretty hard because after BREXIT I'd been spending way too much time on Sup Forums and had an arsenal of

>Here's what the media says
>Here's the truth with sources

At my disposal.

>2:31 (audio)

you know whois fault this is.......

the m,,..

thhe mmmmmm....

the mmmmmmmmMMMMAIINSTREAMMEDIA

ORRR ORR ORRRR ORRR ORRR OORRRR
*runs around in circles*
ORRR ORRR
*grabs a woman from the audience and dry humps her*
ORR ORR ORR

All you Brits who voted for Trump will pay

watching this live was amazing

muslims are k long as they integrate

>(remember a lot of Brits are quite reserved and understated and don't take too well to obnoxious Americanism


this is the key issue desu, most brits just basically get triggered over an alpha and brash american. thats pretty much the basics of it. idiots desu

Rola Takizawa lads

Just collected €6250 from the bookies lads

konbini.com/en/lifestyle/psychic-scottish-goat-us-election-prediction/

>this stupid fucking goat

will this finally be the end of the Trump campaign?

trump is the scottish GOAT now heh

yfw the cold war actually ended in 2017

do us a borrow

a gambler only tells us of his victories.

never his defeats.

>?
stopped reading there

just collected £6250 worth of cookies lads

*trumps*

i can finally be friends with russians

me on the left

did trump dab when he won?

I lost €3 on when I put it on England to win against Iceland in the euros.