My friends convinced me to go to India to spend Christmas and New Year with them. What should I expect from the trip?

My friends convinced me to go to India to spend Christmas and New Year with them. What should I expect from the trip?

Cow piss

where you going friendo?

Enjoy getting tapeworms.

i'm going to GOA

you'll be fine. enjoy

kek, ask your friends who convinced you.

Well if you going to stay and visit expensive places, it's alright.
Otherwise, why?

It's alright. Quite a prominent foreigner's spot.

Expect a lot of poo

Good pick, too many Israelis in my opinion

We don't celebrate Christmas much unless its goa. We celebrate everything 24x7 there, its our party capital.

>Jews
>India
Pick one.

>spending Christmas and New Year without snow at all

It's swarming with Russians
On the plus side, Russian women in bikinis on the beach

I once spent Christmas in India. I was down with food poisoning in a former Rajah's palace and spent the night reading Don't Look Back in Anger for a school assignment. I can't say it was a night ill spent. We're Eastern Europeans, you see, Christmas holds no real religious significance for us anymore.

visit the space program

My aunt gone there few years ago,
she said that it was a beautiful country, very special experience and shit.

She also said that you see literally dead people on the street, nobody care about them.
And there are people absolutely everywhere.
You can't even piss behind a tree, there is a guy who's watching to you.

But It seems to be a great spiritual experience or shit.
So you decide.

>Goa in December

Enjoy the crowd.

>What should I expect from the trip?
Bugs, excrement, sickness and an overwhelming stench.

Come to Bangkek instead.

>t. Prabhjot Choi

you can get an infection/parasite even from flying over india but whatever floats your boat bro. at least we will be here for you as long as there's wifi in the hospital (if you even make it back that is)

wow man you totally convinced me to go there. cant wait

like Kimi Raikkonen said, just hope that the Indian food is as good as it is at home

it has an extra ingredient