/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33
Nights since last BNM: 15

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Boys Don’t Cry Coming?
-Bon Iver debut 22, A Million live
-Don't have enough Yeezy in your life? Then head over to your local TLoP pop up shop or grab a bottle of I Miss the Old Kanye
-200 Best Songs of the 1970s list coming Monday
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, Angel Olsen, and Frank Ocean
-/p4k/ forever

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Nights since last BNM: 16
fixed

>200 Best Songs of the 1970s
what's /p4k/'s no.1?

if it counts as one, mine is probably "Trans Europe Express/Metal on Metal/Abzug" by Kraftwerk

Best song of the 70's is Achilles Last Stand. Sorry for keeping it real but that's the way it is. Will also accept Dancing Queen.

I do love those songs. i remember Sup Forums used to hate zeppelin, is that still the case?

Top 5 will have Heroes and Don't Stop Til You Get Enough, no doubt about it.

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

freddie gibbs is gonna get locked up in an austrian prison lol

that's bc his accuser went to the police instead of writing about it on twitter or facebook.

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

Pitchfork is for lame asses. They don't review any of the people I listen to.

this, yall are gay

do you guys go to high schools that start in late august or the first tuesday after labor day?

what did he meme by this?

I think that he thinks they're both talking about metal

Zoe, i know you're lurking
pls post RareZoe to revive /p4k/ulture

He's saying they're both under 18 and should get off this board

...

Do you take me for a novice zoe fan?
I've already fapped to this pic like 9 times.

ewww. there's nothing even remotely sexy about it. at least use that cheap cleavage pic.

>her

sigh....KYS

and i've fapped to the cleavage one at least 27 by now

lol why because i dont get 'hype' for diiv and frank ocean? people who dig these threads or read pitchfork are all tryhard faggots desperate for a persona to grab onto
fuck metal, dont deflect how gay these threads and everyone in them are

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Gonjasufi 7.6 by Nate Patrin
Atmosphere 5.6 by Sheldon Pearce
Fury 8.0 by Jason Heller
Hockey Dad 5.6 by Pat Healy

>still uses "gay" as an insult
High school confirmed

anyone gotta link to new gonja? hasitleaked got it listed as leaked, but i can't find a link to it anywhere.

holy shit fuck these retarded threads
the archive is even more unusable than normal because you autists just flood it with this garbage

its not on whatcd my man.

it's really easy to use the archive to find anything you are searching for.

but there is a 128k link here newalbumreleases.net/87759/gonjasufi-callus-2016/

>look up "[recent artist] mega"
>pages of this one thread

super easy solution to that: just add the album title
now stop being a bitch

S W A G

What y'all think of the new CC?

Alice on suicide watch!
is what i think

Will /p4k/ pan it ?