Soon

Soon

Can we switch it this time? Tired of butthert belt desu.

this

give Germany and France to Russia and us to US

Sorry, you made them butthurt so you gotta deal with it

You can have caucasus, mongolia and central asia back too though

>Not wanting to be a part of the Holy Orthodox Union

user pls

implying we want MUH HELLAS except as a backup plan tourist destination

Have you ever noticed, if you remove the i and the a and switch around the letters a little bit, Russia is almost an anagram of USSR ?

My eyes didn't even read Russia on the map they just read USSR

No thanks you can have them. Balkans too btw.

fuck off we are full

Suit yourself

More yuropoor for us to enslave

HA GET REAL


ENTIRE WORLD AND SPACE IS AMERICA BACKYARD

pls just not again

I will take Polan and butthurt belt cucks though since they are fun to tease.

>we are full
The good joke

this
would be cool if it could be done

>before: stop whining, it couldn't be that bad
>after: holy shit, sorry guys

>not wanting to be part of the Motherland

Can Trump also build a wall on our border with Europe? We can split the bill.

The last time that happened, the Berliners broke it.

You don't want this? Vote Le Pen.
Make France Great Again. Then invade and uncuck the Benelux for old time's sake.

>Russia backyard
>economy smaller than japan
>backyard

Wake the fuck up , 1989 is done. A war between russia and the red countries would devastate the russian economy so much fucking south korea could conquer it after.

FTFY

Y E S
E
S

Actually we allowed it to be broken. US and especially France were against this.

If this happens I'm unironically becoming a terrorist.
I'm not even going to do this dumb gay weak shit Muslims do, I will target key infrastructure like dams and atomic power plants water supply.
Go for maximum damages and casualties.
I'm not going after Russia either.

>Vote Le Pen.
Dream on

russea is wery bigg and streng
werry big
u small n bythhurt haha


cmon,relax dude

I smell butthurt

I have the same with "France" and "Faggot"

Sneaky Thrace

>would devastate the russian economy so much fucking south korea could conquer it after.

They economy is already shit. Open war with Europe would lead to fall-of-the-USSR tier crisis or worse. Probably worse, we could just stop any kind of trade and they would literally starve.

I really love it when brits think they're friends of russia now , when in the eu germany's sucking russia's cock behind the curtains for resources and the uk is far more aggressive against the russians

Polan stronk

Maybe Trump will completely bomb all human life out of the Middle East and turn it into a giant Offroad course and sand trail for all us Americans and our monster trucks and dirt bikes

Yes.
Stronker than eva.

Tbh we deserve nothing better. Our plebs supports trump and similar scum.

Just fuck my shit up senpai.

the butthurt belt will help the russian paint the whole continent red
your time is over western fags

>soon
cuck

Europe is returning to her natural place at the top of the food chain and there's nothing Trump or Putin can do to stop us

Good luck convincing the working poor that have been played against each other for decades (and in wider sense, since ever) to want to be part of the same community.

Even today European politicians are competing on which one of them fucks the others over most to curry favour of US, Russia, Chinks or their own voters.
And the common man is happy to accept other europeans as rivals and enemies because it absolves him of his own responsibility for his fate.

But you don't start a war when your economy is good.
You start a war when your economy is falling apart and you have to find someone to put on the blame for it.

...

>says Ukraine of all countries.

Backstabbing traitors!

Precisely.
1968 never forget.

I hav the same with Poland and little bitch Pooland

>1968 never forget.
You mean the year when our slavic brothers saved us from fascist coup orchestrated by imperialist degenerates from the west?

No need to be politically correct, we all know the Truth here, wink wink.

>España
>Portugal
>France
Why would the US want more spics and niggers?

t. Ivan from Karlovy Vary