I feel really bad for anyone bordering Russia or within two countries of Russia. Prepare to be annexed within 3~4 years.
What will you do? How will you defend your country? Will the Finns be able to keep the Ruskis in check like they did last time (inb4 "hurr durr they lost more land tho")
China is literally annexing Russia (economically) and their women
Andrew Torres
Russia doesn't even have their shit together militarily. If they were so keen on annexing Crimea, why didn't they just do all the heavy lifting instead of leaving half the job up to Russian civilians already living there? You can't convince me Russia is anything other than a paper tiger.
Michael Rivera
did you know that the guy starring as Jim is of Polish descent?
Jaxson Brooks
It does. Russian women are easy, though.
Matthew Gonzalez
>AM/WF poster vs. Russia
a battle for the ages
Kayden Anderson
And I thought he was russian Really makes you think
Benjamin Rogers
lmao the ultimate showdown
Caleb Butler
They weren't going full-force on Crimea.
Crimea was just a tiger playing with a ball, really.
I sense a lot of violence coming from the Eastern European theater in the upcoming 3~4 years. And it'll partly be our fault for electing Trump. God help us all.
Fuck it. Just give nukes to every country outside of Africa.
Let's give nukes to Poland, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, and Japan for starters.
Parker Campbell
>It does.
well, rip USA then :^)
Asher Mitchell
The country that Russia shares the longest border with is China and Russia isnt doing shit with China. It is the other way where Russia fears losing the eastern part of their country to China.
a terrible shortcoming, but we do our best to ignore it as much as we can
Jordan Mitchell
Did you know Jim was cucked by an Asian guy?
Tyler Sullivan
Russia wouldn't dare mess with us. I'm talking about you vulnerable pussies who can't possibly afford to defend yourselves.
What will YOU do when the red army comes knocking at your door?
Landon Long
>KrasiĆski indeed encourages to give some thought What are you talking about, Jim always was Asian.
Jackson Jones
Jim...PLS...
Angel Richardson
I'm talking about the former USSR countries, really.
Justin Murphy
>tfw Trump is a loon and will try to side with Russia >tfw he will end up thinking that Putin's his best buddy and get fucked over
Oliver Sullivan
...
Dominic Evans
>What will YOU do when the red army comes knocking at your door?
you mean our brotherly country who liberated us ?considering that my grandma is russian, i think ill be fine :^)
it will suck a lot for some newborn pro-NATO and "euro-altantic values" Soros backed shills who started appearing in the recent years, but thats more than fine
Aaron Edwards
This. And frankly he's convinced about 50 million other idiots along with him.
Ah, how I can only imagine what the world will be like after Trump leaves office.
I wish I could tell myself that he, as president, has little power. But this is different. He has the House, the Senate, and even the Supreme Court by the balls.
It's over.
Ryder Scott
Look at your country and the former Soviet nations that were "liberated" by your Russian masters.
Now look at the NATO countries.
You're nothing but a generation of pretentious assholes. Our grandfathers have worked to build a tremendous network of nations that have prospered greatly over the past several decades. And now some USSR-wannabe edgelords are trying to take that away from us. All that progress. Shame!
Juan Adams
>former Soviet nations that were "liberated"
but im not talking about that
Brody Wilson
>What will you do? Move to Argentina
Asher Roberts
If you're going to bring up some ancient history I'm not interested.
The fact of the matter is that Russia and every Russified country is shit. And I commend the Poles for being strongly nationalistic during these times. They may be retarded on other things, but they definitely know what's up here.
John Jackson
>tfw not bordering russia >tfw will never be russian
Christopher Allen
Only shitholes borders Russia. They should feel grateful to be annexed by motherland.
Mason Anderson
>not fighting for your country shameful
Owen Hill
I'm tired of fucking poles wanting to move here. I'm not even sure if it's unironical anymore. Go away. We're africans. We're full. Gaan weg.
Luke Perez
time to embrace the martyr memes I suppose who wants to life forever anyway
Blake Morales
it's actually shitposting
Gabriel Price
I don't feel like dying for this pile of filth lmoa
No
The rest maybe but I actually will
Julian Perry
>Norway >Finland >Estonia
>shitholes
Adrian Sanchez
This is a stupid meme.
Cameron Cook
>I don't feel like dying for this pile of filth lmoa you know that you don't have to die necessarily, right? but how would you run away if a war is declared? didn't you make the military service or something like that?
Isaac Bailey
>american education
Dylan Collins
>you know that you don't have to die necessarily, right? That's mostly what wars are about though.
>but how would you run away if a war is declared? didn't you make the military service or something like that? I did but they won't be able to do shit when I'm in Argentina. So I have to move before the war. Just like Gombrowicz.
Carter Cooper
>Just like Gombrowicz lel, that book REALLY made you think, I don't find it here though
Hunter Rodriguez
>tfw low category because without lenses I can't see shit feels good Tbh
Evan Russell
lol nerd
Carson Myers
>The first Spanish translation of the novel, published in Buenos Aires in 1947, was done by Gombrowicz himself. intredasting Is it known at all in Argentina?
Sebastian Hernandez
>tfw highest category and taller than 180cm so I can't be a tank driver I'd probably be cannon fodder
Nathan Ward
I don't know, I never heard of him, but maybe he's more known in Buenos Aires or between intellectuals
Ryan Peterson
hmmm enjoy your trenches lad
Luke Jackson
>WW3 >trenches good one
Alexander Price
I'm going to enjoy yerba mate in BsAs when Europe will be genociding each other again.
Liam Scott
I'll personally invade Alyaska, bby
Christian Myers
stop calling it yerba mate, it's mate, yerba is only the herb
Hudson Rodriguez
Mate may be mistaken for m8 on Sup Forums so I use the name of the herb. Sorry.
Blake Moore
ah, I thought you were confused, it's alright then
Chase Price
glasses are for nerds contact lenses are for the cool kids who are edgy enough to touch their eyeballs >ask a britbong to pour you some mate >he turns his best friend into a liquid and serves it to you >tfw his buddy died for it and it's not even good
It's time to release the Russian suffering in the EU! Brothers, we go to you!
Lucas Martin
Haha I would like that.
Jacob Smith
>*it was a hologram* *cries*
Oliver Lopez
This time is the attacker to be attacked. Expect attack to Russia. youtu.be/QEJ-RPOgS1E
Jacob Taylor
Finland only won against the USSR because of Stalin's purge retardation. They'd be proper fucked this time.
Matthew Robinson
Hahaha.
Aiden Wood
This time we have equipment also. Not go bare handed against tanks and planes.
Elijah Jones
Not even memeing, I don't get why Finno-Polish friendship never was a thing. We're natural allies. Same threats, same bullying neighbours, same shitty "between rock and a hard place" geopolitical situation. youtube.com/watch?v=yzbCkHxNxvc *it wasn't a hologram*
Cooper Bennett
really made me think
Ian Richardson
*jumps for jolly* *rapes him*
indeed forced me to ponder
Brody Clark
I don't know. Even it seems we share the same enemy and views. Somehow Poland is not known in here. But cool, if I lived in Poland I would join paramilitary group for sure! I wish we had the same thing here.
Joseph White
Wishful thinking nigga
Jason Richardson
Did you know that John doesn't actually love Emily Blunt? They arn't right together.
maybe the solution is to invite russia to the one world order?
just imagine, a nato russian union...
Samuel Hernandez
I liked watching Russians post about how the sanctions/inflation/the repression of their government sparked by increasing anti US tensions/etc was ruining their lives. It was fun to watch Russians squirm under US pressure while I lived my comfy life, probably making in a week what the average Russian makes in a month. But noooooooooooo. Trump doesn't want to continue to weaken Russia. Fuck this.
I loved being legally blind for this very reason (with contacts or glasses in my vision is still only 20/40), If we ever enact the draft again and they were desperate enough to actually draft me for a war, then its a war we've already lost
now that im 26 tho its nowhere near a worry
Josiah Lee
their war ministry already has plans to secure our border within 30 minutes and declare it a part of buryat province. and they ministry of defence is in on it so i don't have much choice
Aaron Howard
sino-soviet border war 2.0 when?
Jackson Robinson
The island is filled with the blood of Soviet soldiers who gave Putin to China.