I feel really bad for anyone bordering Russia or within two countries of Russia.
Prepare to be annexed within 3~4 years.
What will you do? How will you defend your country?
Will the Finns be able to keep the Ruskis in check like they did last time (inb4 "hurr durr they lost more land tho")
I NEED ANSWERS
sea border doesnt count, r-right?
China is literally annexing Russia (economically) and their women
Russia doesn't even have their shit together militarily. If they were so keen on annexing Crimea, why didn't they just do all the heavy lifting instead of leaving half the job up to Russian civilians already living there? You can't convince me Russia is anything other than a paper tiger.
did you know that the guy starring as Jim is of Polish descent?
It does.
Russian women are easy, though.
>AM/WF poster vs. Russia
a battle for the ages
And I thought he was russian
Really makes you think
lmao the ultimate showdown
They weren't going full-force on Crimea.
Crimea was just a tiger playing with a ball, really.
I sense a lot of violence coming from the Eastern European theater in the upcoming 3~4 years. And it'll partly be our fault for electing Trump. God help us all.
Fuck it. Just give nukes to every country outside of Africa.
Let's give nukes to Poland, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, and Japan for starters.
>It does.
well, rip USA then :^)
The country that Russia shares the longest border with is China and Russia isnt doing shit with China. It is the other way where Russia fears losing the eastern part of their country to China.
Analysis: Russia's Far East Turning Chinese
abcnews.go.com
a terrible shortcoming, but we do our best to ignore it as much as we can
Did you know Jim was cucked by an Asian guy?
Russia wouldn't dare mess with us.
I'm talking about you vulnerable pussies who can't possibly afford to defend yourselves.
What will YOU do when the red army comes knocking at your door?
>Krasiński
indeed encourages to give some thought
What are you talking about, Jim always was Asian.
Jim...PLS...
I'm talking about the former USSR countries, really.
>tfw Trump is a loon and will try to side with Russia
>tfw he will end up thinking that Putin's his best buddy and get fucked over
...
>What will YOU do when the red army comes knocking at your door?
you mean our brotherly country who liberated us ?considering that my grandma is russian, i think ill be fine :^)
it will suck a lot for some newborn pro-NATO and "euro-altantic values" Soros backed shills who started appearing in the recent years, but thats more than fine
This.
And frankly he's convinced about 50 million other idiots along with him.
Ah, how I can only imagine what the world will be like after Trump leaves office.
I wish I could tell myself that he, as president, has little power. But this is different. He has the House, the Senate, and even the Supreme Court by the balls.
It's over.
Look at your country and the former Soviet nations that were "liberated" by your Russian masters.
Now look at the NATO countries.
You're nothing but a generation of pretentious assholes. Our grandfathers have worked to build a tremendous network of nations that have prospered greatly over the past several decades. And now some USSR-wannabe edgelords are trying to take that away from us. All that progress. Shame!
>former Soviet nations that were "liberated"
but im not talking about that
>What will you do?
Move to Argentina
If you're going to bring up some ancient history I'm not interested.
The fact of the matter is that Russia and every Russified country is shit. And I commend the Poles for being strongly nationalistic during these times. They may be retarded on other things, but they definitely know what's up here.
>tfw not bordering russia
>tfw will never be russian
Only shitholes borders Russia. They should feel grateful to be annexed by motherland.
>not fighting for your country
shameful
I'm tired of fucking poles wanting to move here. I'm not even sure if it's unironical anymore.
Go away. We're africans. We're full. Gaan weg.
time to embrace the martyr memes I suppose
who wants to life forever anyway
it's actually shitposting
I don't feel like dying for this pile of filth lmoa
No
The rest maybe but I actually will
>Norway
>Finland
>Estonia
>shitholes
This is a stupid meme.
>I don't feel like dying for this pile of filth lmoa
you know that you don't have to die necessarily, right? but how would you run away if a war is declared? didn't you make the military service or something like that?
>american education
>you know that you don't have to die necessarily, right?
That's mostly what wars are about though.
>but how would you run away if a war is declared? didn't you make the military service or something like that?
I did but they won't be able to do shit when I'm in Argentina. So I have to move before the war.
Just like Gombrowicz.
>Just like Gombrowicz
lel, that book REALLY made you think, I don't find it here though
>tfw low category because without lenses I can't see shit
feels good Tbh
lol nerd
>The first Spanish translation of the novel, published in Buenos Aires in 1947, was done by Gombrowicz himself.
intredasting
Is it known at all in Argentina?
>tfw highest category and taller than 180cm so I can't be a tank driver
I'd probably be cannon fodder
I don't know, I never heard of him, but maybe he's more known in Buenos Aires or between intellectuals
hmmm
enjoy your trenches lad
>WW3
>trenches
good one
I'm going to enjoy yerba mate in BsAs when Europe will be genociding each other again.
I'll personally invade Alyaska, bby
stop calling it yerba mate, it's mate, yerba is only the herb
Mate may be mistaken for m8 on Sup Forums so I use the name of the herb. Sorry.
ah, I thought you were confused, it's alright then
glasses are for nerds
contact lenses are for the cool kids who are edgy enough to touch their eyeballs
>ask a britbong to pour you some mate
>he turns his best friend into a liquid and serves it to you
>tfw his buddy died for it and it's not even good
*tips*
it is mate, mate
*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personal Jan
*rapes him*
Nothing will make us move.
*it was a hologram*
hey Funland, alliance when?
It's time to release the Russian suffering in the EU! Brothers, we go to you!
Haha I would like that.
>*it was a hologram*
*cries*
This time is the attacker to be attacked. Expect attack to Russia.
youtu.be
Finland only won against the USSR because of Stalin's purge retardation. They'd be proper fucked this time.
Hahaha.
This time we have equipment also. Not go bare handed against tanks and planes.
Not even memeing, I don't get why Finno-Polish friendship never was a thing. We're natural allies. Same threats, same bullying neighbours, same shitty "between rock and a hard place" geopolitical situation.
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*it wasn't a hologram*
really made me think
*jumps for jolly*
*rapes him*
indeed forced me to ponder
I don't know. Even it seems we share the same enemy and views. Somehow Poland is not known in here. But cool, if I lived in Poland I would join paramilitary group for sure! I wish we had the same thing here.
Wishful thinking nigga
Did you know that John doesn't actually love Emily Blunt? They arn't right together.
Your government should buy more thousand Javelin.
It is ok Americans have more Javelins to borrow us. :D
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maybe the solution is to invite russia to the one world order?
just imagine, a nato russian union...
I liked watching Russians post about how the sanctions/inflation/the repression of their government sparked by increasing anti US tensions/etc was ruining their lives. It was fun to watch Russians squirm under US pressure while I lived my comfy life, probably making in a week what the average Russian makes in a month. But noooooooooooo. Trump doesn't want to continue to weaken Russia. Fuck this.
They will not come after you, sir!
Why would they train in Karelia then?
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I loved being legally blind for this very reason (with contacts or glasses in my vision is still only 20/40), If we ever enact the draft again and they were desperate enough to actually draft me for a war, then its a war we've already lost
now that im 26 tho its nowhere near a worry
their war ministry already has plans to secure our border within 30 minutes and declare it a part of buryat province. and they ministry of defence is in on it so i don't have much choice
sino-soviet border war 2.0 when?
The island is filled with the blood of Soviet soldiers who gave Putin to China.