ITT: Artists that you see absolutely no appeal in

ITT: Artists that you see absolutely no appeal in

>super ugly (looks can merit popularity, obviously)
>a decade late to the indie artpop trend, hence has literally no originality
>despite no originality, has unwarranted pretentiousness in interviews and just seems like a huge insecure dick
>disearnest on top of being sporkcore, literally the worst combo

I can only assume she's for teenagers who want to feel like "authentic" hipsters but are too young to have been around when yeasayer was big in the now dead "artpop" scene

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youtu.be/1iu4gqxWeYE
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And she sounds like a goddamn chipmunk

don't forget she is a meth addict and false idol which awkward sexually suppressed fembois release their insecurities with because they think she would actually give a fuck about their worthless lives

Grimes fans are also so eager to lash out against any criticism, supporting my theory that her fanbase is in fact full of insecure teenagers latching onto her for the marketing image.

This. She has the most pathetic fanbase I've ever seen.

Repent before God fedora pieces of shit

oh, and I forgot to mention:

>irony used a self defense mechanism in moments of insecurity

Any criticism? Just use your magic irony barrier bro! You'll look witty, smart, and as if you totally don't care about that silly criticism.

being this invested in disliking an artist is as juvenile as being an insecure grimes fan

Grimes is one of us. She made it, and I think it's inspiring. Meanwhile, I went through school like a total tool and now I'm a boring ass engineer surrounded by boring plebs who like the Eagles and Meatloaf.

When I saw Grimes live at Sasquatch in May, I started to tear up several times... Maybe it was the alcohol, but she's really something..

And I never would have discovered her if not for this board, back in 2012.

>sexually suppressed
what do you mean?

> And I never would have discovered her if not for this board, back in 2012.

Was Sup Forums friendly to Grimes back then?

I seriously don't get her deal.
5 pieces in the last...15 years? and yet everyone treats her as a goddess of music, and a savior or some sorts.
She's the bad version of Kylie Minogue.

Leading up to Visions, the hype was really strong. People making predictive pitchfork rating threads every night, etc. Grimes threads were like 30% of total, but there have always been detractors.

My life would literally be shittier without Grimes.

does it say fag at the top right?

i can't get over how beautiful she looks in that pic

Why did Sup Forums turn against Grimes?

why do we love her?

is it the sex appeal?
the way she dances like a creep?
her hyperactivity?
we think shes gonna give us something?
shes like ever other artist, why are wwe attracted to het like some sort of moth trap?

is she made of light? why are we so drawn in? Say what you will but she does have the most beautiful voice in music.

youtube.com/watch?v=7LmBM0mTafI


i mean thats why i liek her. her self importance as someone stated, is so hot its like shes smarter than everyone yet shes just a dumb musician. why do we think this gothic chick is so appeling? the goths have always been freaks. why do you think you love her?

>Physical attractiveness is a subjective trait, user
>Originality is a myth propagated by people with a sophomoric understanding of creativity
>youtube.com/watch?v=zd-dqUuvLk4
>Honestly - what's with /mu and this constant hate for sporks?

what does grimes sing about?

>false idol
this so much

Depends on the song.

Chelsea Wolfe is better.

no it doesnt

If you claim to already know the answer to your own question... why ask?

because youre a lying cunt mate

Yep - just as I thought.

Enjoy your poor attempt of a troll thread while it lasts, user.

whats your point?

I like to have one source of cutesy vocals and keyboards. It's so weeb it's perfect for me.

That you don't have one. Get some sleep, user.

I'm a fan, but Jesus Christ I hate seeing that general. I think she's cute at times, I just don't go praising her.

> I just don't go praising her.

Why not? It's fun and makes Sup Forums go crazy, hahaha.

>shit songwriting, basically writes for an aesthetic
>sub par vocals
>not even that cute
>comes off incredibly hollow trying to be groundbreakingly deep

idk how some people see her as flawless she feels like if tumblr was a musician

nah it says op, although I can see how you could mistake it.

She is damn ugly set this maggot on fire

she has a cool name that's the only redeeming thing i can think of

>sub par vocals
you're kidding right
i can understand not liking her songwriting, but she's as talented of a singer as adele.
but of course she'd get unwarranted hate here cause "le tumblr queen"

>as talented as Adele

I'm not seeing it, and it sure as hell doesn't show in her most popular records (BTD, Ultradaddy)

>using a gif from mean girls
So what not everybody's gonna like the music you
like deal with it.
and pls go back to tumblr

Here's her performance:
youtu.be/1iu4gqxWeYE
And here's Aretha Franklin's performance at 73 years old:
youtu.be/XHsnZT7Z2yQ
Yeah, I'd definitely say that her vocals are subpar at best.

her vocals on money power glory, radio, and off to the races are better than anything adele did on her most recent album, and from what i remember of 21, i'd say that too.

This is an easy one.
The Beatles are trash but everyone is too afraid to say it

>implying

>kill urself

>off to the races
>out shining Adele even if she was just whispering

Adeles new record is sub par too but there's not massive hype for it

>he thinks i post on tumblr cause of a gif
sasuga

i want to make out with you

but the beatles created music

this

Art Angels maybe?

I remember when people posted Alice and Lavren into our threads but Grimes outlived them.

(In overall Alice is probably still the greatest waifu)

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