I need to move to south america. What is the best southamerican country I should move to

I need to move to south america. What is the best southamerican country I should move to.

I have my eyes on bolivia
Don't worry im not an asshole american trying to ruin another land. Im a Refugee from our election. Im serious about this transition.

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>bolivia
What? Do you hate yourself or something?

As a burger your life would be easiest in Ecuador.

There is already a large existing expat community, attaining permanent residence is relatively easy, and their official currency is the US dollar.

Panama. Bring cash

Are the girls thicc and qt like Colombia?

Uruguay

>bolivia

Same

Hottest girls in South America. No joke. Just the right amount of African and Amerindian admixture to get the heart pounding. It's also really easy to find work as an English teacher and it pays really well. If you work in industry I'd recommend going over on a year's teaching contract and while you're there looking for jobs in your own field to start when your contract is up, since very few posts are advertised internationally

Clinton didn't win though

What seems to be the problem

Stay in your own country, you asshole.

>Bolivia

Why?

Literally, this. Bolivia hates America. They're openly hostile to tourists. You even have to pay a big "gringo exit fee" when you leave.

Hell, even Paraguay is better than Bolivia. And that's saying a lot.

just sew a canadian flag into your forehead

>gringo exit fee
Could you explain?

CHI

They charge all sorts of fees for entry and exit stamps. The good news is their currency has gone to shit so the fees no longer sting very much.

"When planning your trip to Bolivia get ready for the visa fees. U.S. citizens must pay $135 USD to enter the country, and that includes all border crossings, not just when arriving by air as is the case for Chile. Canadians can enter the country and visit for 30 days without any charge, yet must pay $30 USD and obtain a Tourist Visa if they want to stay longer."

They're still butthurt about the whole CIA thing.

Yea, but i look spanish like so i'll fit right in

Very ethnicly ambiguous

What is this poster's flag
Germany?

>going to the most socialists shithole of latin america that its own population runs from
why?

No but seriously why Bolivia?
They are bottom-of-the-barrel tier in quality of life even for south american standards.

Why dont you go back to mexico LOL

Maybe i'll stop by for an extended stay at Belgium hummmmmmm?

Don't listen to these idiots, Bolivia is good, literally first world, you're fine along you respect the laws and don't start yelling "WHERE IS THE BURGUER".

I never was there

>Oh look its a post election melodramatic 14 year old, babys first election, who wouldn't be able to move anyway since he wouldn't get mom's permission, starts a thread about moving so he can get attention from random strangers thread

Thanks

I know to ignore shitposters

doesnt matter go back nobody wants your spic ass here angry joe :^)

Regular citizens have nothing to do with all that bullshit.

>Bolivia is good, literally first world
Compared with Brazil, even Africa is first world.

NOW LOOK AT THIS NET

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Bolivia is shittier than even the shittiest Brazilian states, user is either a retard or wants to kill OP.

>moving here
>Talking about bolivia
>has a shitzillan flag

Haha of all southamerican countrys I would never be caught dead in Brazil or Venezuela.

Actully I would cus everyone who has 1 dollar gets brutally murdered in your 5th world smelly shitzillan excus of a cunt.

i mean southamerica pedro stay in mexico

>now look at this state, that i just took

Is South America mostly first world in the big metropolitan areas like I've been hearing?

Cause I've been seeing a lot pics and it seems like they aren't too bad but when you go out to the rural area it all the sudden turns into africa-tier shithole.

Now throw it

depends on where you go

>first world
eh, I would say second world, kinda like eastern europe

Na im leaping over mexico
To a cunt near you

Actully a cunt wayyyy far away from you,
I don't want to smell shitzill.

All South American countries are close to Brazil, you can't not smell it!

Costa Rica or Panama

But bring money, being poor in Latino America is not fun

youtube.com/watch?v=cUN9sX86ZwA

Some parts can be really nice. It depends on how much money you have.

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That's a lot of chingas.

>I have my eyes on bolivia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAA
por favor déjenlo ir a Bolivia y que se tire de los Andes ajajajajaj

Thanks for the platitude user

Youve just described the whole planet.

Don't recognize it?

Im currious are you just a shitposter having fun or are you serrious?

Should I?

I'm not the guy calling you a chicano tho.

Oh yea i almost forgot that flags are not personal IDs

Yes. He hung out there in the 1950s.

Ohh I didn't know that, I'm glad I didn't call you a retarded nigger like I originally planned to

>Don't worry im not an asshole american trying to ruin another land
>Im a Refugee from our election.
Looks like an asshole chicano american to me

Im not even a full european, so im not a racist cunt
[spoiler] noone pure anything in the first place [/spoiler]

Just looking at you can tell that he's not ready for the bantz.

nobody cares about your race pedro is just that youre the same entitled american you claim you are not if youre calling yourself a refugee because the meanie won

If you have some money, you can come to Punta del Este and live in the Trump tower.

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