Who here is waiting for the great MEXICO-USA WAR?

Who here is waiting for the great MEXICO-USA WAR?
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more like civil war

its gonna be good.

what are they gonna do, throw cocaine and tacos at us

Cringy video

>America invades
>Mexico rekt
>millions upon mullions of war refugees
>they all head north
>America more fucked up then it was before.

>Forgetting we'll have the wall already built

>never met a mexican in my life
>will probably have to go shoot at them because america wants more blood to sate itself because we're cucks and have participated in every american war since ww1

then what would be the point of going to war? to waste money?

And you're not factoring in guerrillas inside the US, we'll turn the southwest into fucking Vietnam. All all because you're too dumb to understand the principle you can't fucking go around demanding other nations pay for your shit.

kek, American would be fucking rekt if they actually had to ask their allies to help on this one

You demand that the US pays for your poorest and worst people every day. That is why this is happening.
You will pay for that wall.

Australians are natural cucks and dogs of the americans tho. They have no pride.

Mexico a ganado muchas batallas acada pais que se a querido pasar de verga aqui a mamado y a estados unidos si no me equivoco mexico ya le metio la verga una vez porque los mexicanos son guerreros de sangre

We will never pay dumb fuck, migration is a problem you created with your dumb fuck exploitation economy. Get that through your head.

Look up our fucking antional anthem

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himno_Nacional_Mexicano

We are ready to watch our country burn down to a cinder and we will take you down with us.

He's not going to send Mexico a bill, he'd do it with embargoes or some shit like that.

Cause Mexico is our bitch and we like to bully

What if they don't a war would be fucking hillarious btw. I cant wait till these fucking spics and disgusting burgers start killing each other. It would be beautiful.

Mexico is always cucking us so a war against the USA would be bretty good

this guy is right personally if the U.S. were to attack mexico i would absolutely side with Mexico.

>said by a fucking leafer

Lol

>cucking us

Where?

fuck that i'm not paying for some dumb fuck war

What if we made Mexico pay for it..?

CHI

That could work

AUSSIE

don't be retarded. theoretically if the U.S. and mexico did go to war what would be the reason?

CA

i'd never fight against the land where my family is buried

You probably mean tariffs I don't think you understand how an embargo works. Either way we are not paying. I absolutely mean this gringo, we will litter our side of the wall with walls and ropes just to spite you, I do mean it I'll fucking pay for my expenses and put some of those in there myself.

*ladders and ropes

he ain't lying, Mexicans are very spiteful people.

Boredom.
It would be nice to have a war where our guys could come back home for weekends and holidays.

>ladders and ropes
I've seen how you beaners "fix" your cars.

loolz
lools
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there's no reason to go to war, it's mostly a cheap bait to get chairos, chicanos and white trash to post their ridiculous fantasies about murdering each other

that's a stupid reason, you're a stupid person

Pacific Aliance. They've been acting as a counter power to us for a while.

Yeah cuz this war is not following you home, ask the Brits how was it fighting the IRA

meh, I take mine to the dealer

>implying anything here is not fantasies

If you think I was being earnest perhaps you're the stupid one.

>tfw actually had to check the mexican population amount just to make see if they constituted a threat to our democracy or not
>tfw it's a mere a third of our population
You gonna get rekt. America will accept your unconditional surrender in advance, now.

I was being serious on the ladders and ropes thing tho

shit if the U.S. could even get shit done in Afghanistan what success can be expected in a richer nation, with a bigger population, and more mountainous regions?

Join us, take our ways and we will defeat the yuros

Do you really think in a war we will fight you in a conventional manner?
Our army is well aweare of their capacities, they would let you in and begin terror tactics in small guerrilla warfare to tear the moral of your soldiers, good luck trying to fight us in the Sierra Madre

Aware*
Stupid iPhone

This is my country. For years the Americommando and his minutemen have protected the U.S. from foreign threats...
Only to have overlooked the most insidious menace of All.
The Poor, Tired, Huddled Masses, camping on our shores, begging for citizenship.
You immigrants dare EXPECT Sanctuary? America's not as HUGE as it USED to be! For God's Sake!
We can't House you now! We can't even feed you now! But still you force yourselves on us!

Well, NO MORE!

Today, the AMERICOMMANDO declares WAR on the WRETCHED REFUSE!
At the command of the GOD EMPEROR TRUMP--My Minutemen will CLEANSE AMERICA'S SHORES!
WE WILL DEFEND THE NATION AGAINST YOU GODLESS HEATHENS.

Do you really think we wouldn't nuke your cities and disrupt your chain of command with decapitation strikes?

>nuke
Keep dreaming

Look at who we just elected and tell me I'm dreaming.

The immigration issue and Trump's comments might be enough ignite a full scale war. Mexico does have a military, right? If not, they'd form one really quick. Plus there maybe a few turncoats who better train the enemy. Also, what would they call the Call of Duty video game that takes place in this American-Mexican War?

>nuke cities in your own continent
Yes, I do believe you're that stupid

>decapitation strikes
Yes that seems to be working wonders in the war on drugs

Hail Hydra

I say we call it the "Bitter Beaner Battle"

>America flag calling someone godless

Mexico is far enough South and away from the U.S. to where nuking it wouldn't affect us one bit.

Might be confusing since you've now become bigger beaners than we ever were

Figurative decapitation, not the literal kind to which you are accustomed.

I heard economists say that alliance has a risk of getting royally fucked because of Trumo.

You do realize Mexico goes all the way to the border

what type of nuke are we talking about?
tactical nuclear weapons or just all out ICBM strikes?

>be Mexican but natural born U.S. citizen
>am literally the worst kind of Aztlanfag
>don't vote
>Trump wins
>I don't give a shit cause politics is gay
>gringos think they won shit
>can't deport me

>Amercan """"""""""""education""""""""""""
Nah we still have the asia pacific, don´t you dare think for a second that PA will give room to Mercosur

>might be enough ignite a full scale war.

There's no major cities near the U.S. border.

You do realize we test-fired nukes in Nevada.

Amphibious landing from the Pacific when? I'll volunteer to help MAGA

>a fucking leaf
It's understandable that you can't stand to witness proud white nations, Xi.

>There's no major cities near the U.S. border.

Ill be waiting for (you)

Yes, I understand that, you're aware that everytime a cartel head is killed or captured the organization splinters and each faction becomes more violent as it fights for power don't you?

Anyway, the whole premise of using nukes to get the leadership is ridiculous, we are not talking a conventional war, that you could probably win in under 36 hours without nukes, our real leadership in a war could be legally buzzing tables in Manhattan for all you'll ever know, think the snackbars were difficult to deal with? 1 in 6 American citizens is latino, 1 in 10 Mexican, and we'll have allies in everything from radfems to dumb fuck gangsta wannabe white kids, those are the ones we'll use for suicide strikes

if the most powerful hurricane ever recorded couldn't make a scratch on western mexico i highly doubt a bunch of rowdy Aussies could either

Doesn't matter how sneaky you are, if you wear uniforms and operate like an actual army (which they will) they will get slept in days. And don't act like Mexicans are anywhere near as hardass as Afghans.

Latinos with US citizenship hate wetbacks most of all. Steve Gomez and Larry Rodriguez want you dead way more than Billy Bubba Joe-Ray Bob does.

What the fuck are you going to do? Threaten to mow my lawn?

Aussies lose to birds. How will they fight against crazyass coked up latinos?

there's grass in Australia?

yes, ALL of them

Yhea because a decade long war against cold blooded maniacs haven´t taught us anything about how to sneak about in every corner of this country

Something's gotta be there to catch fire.

>Latinos with US citizenship hate wetbacks most of all.
nah they cool, the more of my kin live here the better.... for me.

Who's talking conventional war here?

Probably just import emus desu. They'd overrun your entire continent in weeks.

>implying they would occupy and rebuild your country
They'd bomb the fuck out of you, kill your leaders, and then go home while keeping to option to bomb the fuck out of you again if you tried to act up after decades of rebuilding.

Who's talking occupation?

I find it funny how you think you know what MY government would do

>implying emus have any chance against our killer psycho birds.

Nah man, they aren't going home, their home is getting turned into a fucking war theater, Americans have not fought that type of war in a very long time

Leaves pls...you're country is more likely to go to war with moose before the US and Mexico fight it out

>implying the front line will be on our side of the wall

>he thinks he has some secret knowledge because he crawled through a fence a few years back

Doubt it.

I swear to God Canadian geese are fucking cunts

I was born here and i'll die here

fuck off you desert rat.

The fuck is that piece of shit? A goose? Don't make me laugh. Some of them live here and yeah they're cunts, but you can just walk up to one and kick it (yeah I've done it). Emus will fuck their shit up.

If the Mexicanos don't pay for your wall and if trump steals all those remittancebux you will certainly go to war.

i love this kind of threads, long time since one like this

What the fuck is this image suppose to be referencing and why is it funny?

most remittances sent are from legal residents, he'd just be taking from people who have earned the right to live in the U.S.

>not knowing about the time a bunch of Drunk Aussies got BTFO by giant chickens

The last time Americans tried achieving a military objective in Mexico they failed, there's a reason we could get away with being socialist next door to them during the cold war

Apparently they now have a commander in chief too stupid to realize what he's doing