You have thirty seconds to explain to me why Norway isn't the best place to live

Best social programs ever, one of the freest countries ever, #1 in the HDI. Please find one thing wrong with Norway for me.

HARD MODE: Do it without mentioning refugees or foreign-born population.

I can't, it's a pretty great country

You are correct
Inb4 salty swedes and danes

Norwegian people.

>El peruano

mfw a disgusting scandi subhuman just replied to me

best girls

norwegian girl broke my heart and ruined my life

It's not America

>one of the freest countries ever
>regards, America the freest country in the world

No good dirty rotten mountain thieves

If I can't pay my needs, I'm royally fucked. That's not freedom.

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Stupidly high taxes
Shit weather
Darkness

Switzerland is better

they suck at ice skating despite being in -10 degrees for 6 moths a year

6 moths isn't that many though.

shite at ice hockey too despite sweden and finland being two of the best countries at it

because we prioritize other sports, there are other sports where we dominate sweden and finland

Norwegian women wear too much clothing

It's cold there bruh

like???

I'd be worried being so close to Sweden if it completely fucks itself and becomes an Islamic state. No amount of neutrality or EU-not-being-in will protect from that. Plus I kind of like being on an island, means the ""refugee"" crisis can't really happen to a place like Aus

Otherwise yeah I usually hear nothing but good shit from Norway about how great it is and shit.

Skis obviously.
Too bad only scandis care about skiing.

several ski sports, and they're such a big deal that they take the focus away from hockey
if you compare Sweden to Norway for example we don't have nearly as many hockey stadiums as they do. I mean we don't even have the number of facilities needed to foster a big hockey following, while Sweden has it everywhere.

shit weather
everyone is ugly

> skiing
would rather watch competitive sauna sitting

>shit weather
>everyone is ugly
>this is coming from puerto rico
you know what irony means right?

not our fault you guys suck at white peoples sports

If you had more than a centimeter of snow each year you would probably like it.
Have you tried slalom skiing? It's hella fun, especially while high.

>especially while high
fucking degenerate, you could unironically hurt other people by running into them

>cold as fuck
>expensive as fuck
>don't get shit if you're white
>sun only exists for 3 months
>if you have a good job say goodbye to 90% of your pay
>british tourists come there and ruin everything
>don't even speak english

i could keep going senpai

we occasionally get decent snowfall

this year is meant to be good desu

Yes while dying of too many weed needles making me overdose.
Being drunk while skiing is perfectly fine though

what are you talking about? Yes my island is a shithole of a colony but it's still a tropical paradise. Are you also implying that latinas aren't the best women in the world?

cold > hot
tall beautiful whites > short ugly shitstains

>Being drunk while skiing is perfectly fine though
no, terrible argument

more gold medals in ice hockey than you ((((or finland btw))))

>shitole country
>tropical paradise
this is a contradiction, you can't have both buddy

>implying that latinas aren't the best women in the word
yes, yes I am, because they live in shithole countries

lol well you already know we don't give a shit about hockey

It's way more common than skiing high, I can tell you that.
You must be pretty ignorant if you think that weed makes you run into people and have less control, it's not a muscle relaxant like alcohol, and your reflexes are pretty much the same.

Not that I take anyone calling people "degenerate" seriously though.

true but we don't give a shit about skiing so swings and roundabouts

t. drunk driver

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Have you ever talked to a norwegian? The only thing they do is brag about how great Norway is, for fuck's sake

Norway is OK. For the most part it looks like one of the Appalachian states. Scenic, green, hilly, and many of their single family houses look like vacation houses here. Charming but may look a bit "unpolished" and simplistic (for the lack of a better term) to an American eye depending where you are from. Their houses kinda all look same (mostly wood houses painted white). But I think they take pride in their "equality". It is not like the US where you have really poor neighborhoods and multi million dollar mansions etc.

Lots of residential neighborhoods there look somewhat American, just residential streets, people drive everywhere, lots of RVs similar to ours.

Norway is fucking great they deserve to

>amazing nature
>comfy weather
>high living standards
>oil niggers so they will keep being rich as fuck for a while
>women will almost literally put your dick in their vagina if they really like you
>seriously, am not joking, they have beautiful nature

If you someday visit the Nordic countries you will realize why those countries are so successful, it's very hard to feel like a waste of space while you're surrounded by all that beauty

this desu

>mad about truth
>his country is a shithole

I know, but bragging about it is pretentious as fuck and annoying

No, you are a shithole

Why are Norwegians such cheaters?

brazil isn't event remotely in finland's league lad

.t lance armstrong

LIES LIES LIES
Brazil will be a superpower by 2020

Brazil had 50,674 murders in 2014, which is 10k more than the 2nd highest and 30k more than the 3rd highest.

are in the workers party?

Nobody really give a fuck about niggers killing each other in gang shootouts though
White people generally do just fine here

No, I'm literally Hitler

There were more murders per capita than fucking Mexico in 2014

>White people generally do just fine here
yeah because we go home after two weeks

NOBODY CARES
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Nice meme, Tyrone

The 50,000 people who were killed in 2014 probably cared.

Didn't mean to hijack the thread
You can keep sucking Norway's balls now

People die
Such is life

Their women are horribly ugly.

Yeah and more of them die of homicide in your country than anywhere else.

Like seriously, why are they so ugly?

I'll be president someday and make Brazil great for the first time
Screencap this

thats the spirit

You guys just have the better drugs and a system supporting doping tbqh.

Send some asthma inhalers our way bros.

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fact: more finnish skiers are proven cheaters than norwegian skiers

>this is a contradiction, you can't have both buddy

terrible socioeconomic state has nothing to do with weather and natual resources
>yes, yes I am, because they live in shithole countries
Most Puerto Ricans live in the U.S. And what kind of argument is that, the place you currently live in doesn't have any say in how beautiful or ugly you are. You wish lol

>tyrone
confusing us with yanks there lad

should have gone for mohammed or something
we don't have many wogs at all

he is just baiting, mate

>U.S.
>not a shithole
ummmm....

Norway 2nd best flag after my own tbqh.

No shit, that's why I said you have the better drugs and system.

Ah yes, we use jetpacks in ski jumping, rocket skis in alpine skiing and magnetic stones in curling.

We dominate the white people sports at the real Olympics - rowing, cycling, sailing, etc.

Keep fighting, it pleases me.

Hockey is a tiny sport here.

So if drugs are like a sport we won that too.

We should just let everyone do whatever and see who wants it the most :D

>Olympics
hahhaha fuck off granpa

They rely on oil extraction fully. Resource dependant economy is shit. You should better pick Germany or UK as examples.

Norway is a great country but it always feels like they are overcompesating for something...
can't you just be more humble like the rest of scandis?

t. sweden

fuck off
we're the most humble people in the world, if there was a humbleness ranking we would be nr 1

Nah. The swiss are the most humble. They're the best and they never brag.

>never brag
that's the joke

do you know what swiss means

People from Switzerland.

Oh shit I thought you were talking about

you will be invaded by russia once trump deletes nato

A friend of mine would have died aged 9 of lung disease if they hadn't sent him from Liverpool to live in Norway , he's now 75 !

the weather is shit
the ppl are shit
the roads are shit
the food is utter dogshit
they shit on their elderly, you better killyourself than become old

its just rich with some nice landscapes
but you are an american, you can have all that plus more

>population is 99% rich pieces of shits who consider themselves "above" manual labour
>all real labour is done by swedish guest workers
>weird language, basically danish but with stranger pronounciation
I'll admit that the landscape is beautiful, but that's about it.

magyarbro is right

you're mostly right, but i'm pretty sure our elderly are better off than yours.

i certainly wouldn't want dirty hungarians to feed me shit in run-down commie blocks and get no pension at all from the state.