/balt/ + /ausnz/ + /ur_mum/

Kranklis edišn

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youtube.com/watch?v=gMTPsumjfTA
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/balt/

4D women are kind of important.

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First for memes

is there anything like an arse deoderant? my crack gets so sweaty so easily

YEAH THE BOYS

shave it

Oath cunt is that real?

nah

Bloody oath

>put rose petals into a bowl of water
>add 100ml of spiritus (DONT take vodka)
>leave it in a shady place for one day
>use the resulting extract on your buttcrack

Hmm, I thought estonians were giants.

How go I obtain a gf

>live in a country with 54% women
>still can't find a gf

>good looks
>6+ft tall
>muscular
>12% bodyfat
>7+ inch dick
>6 inch dick circumference
>6 figure salary


These are the MINIMUM requirements for a gf.

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uhhh sounds fishy

We are talking about girlfriends. This is a concept where you become close friends with a girl. Each of you talk to one another and you stick your penis in her vagina over and over. And kiss and hug. Its very comfy.

Maybe when you stop being a faggot Sweden you can experience this.

probably because hot girls must make up less than 5%

>have already a gf
>read a list of memes
>get reply with a meme in a meme
Hmm

>wojak eyerolling at very hihg speed.jpg

why the fuck do foreigners come to threads where they haven't been invited to?
make your own general if one doesn't exist

You're buttcrack is gonna smell fishy if you don't do that
Remember that girls smell stuff like this even through clothing

>make your own general
You first.

You best start believing in memes, Ms. Turner.
You're in one!

>shituanian talking shit
gtfo ivan

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Great, retards gonna argue again. Just when I was trying shitpost these two start again.

that's cuz ur ugly xxxxxxx-DDDDDDDDDD

i appreciate your post

And I appreciate your digits.

AAAAAAAAAAA
*sneezes*
CHOO

0-5 3D, 6-9 2D and dubs futa

0-8 you all kill yourselves
9 i kill myself

The sun came out. What are the odds to have vitamin-d deficiency here.

shit thread tbf

what about dubs

>want to go to Australia
>fucking terrified of spiders

I'll be ok if I stay in city centres, r-right?

>eating marshmellow from open fire
feels good mang

NYAAAAAAA

>want to go to UK
>fucking terrified of muslims

I'll be ok if I stay in city centres, r-right?

Applied for a firearm licence

what's it like having snow in winder DDD:

r8 my rusemanning

i applied cum to ur mum's face haha

Chilly and comfy, specially good when you have warm chocolatemilk and marshmellow and nice food.

post /classy/ music
youtube.com/watch?v=gMTPsumjfTA

>Applied for a firearm licence

It's fun
But it's shit than it melts and turn everything into a swamp

I'm planning that too when I get back, I heard that it's actually pretty easy?

Me on the right you on the left

Fatso.

>I'm planning that too when I get back, I heard that it's actually pretty easy?

nice. you should try milo, it's a classic australian chocolate powder

drain de swamp :D

fuck off fag don't come here

I don't like snow. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

sorry, I forgot to tip myself

>sorry, I forgot to tip myself

>197cm
>87kg
>not fat
Feels birthday

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Please. You only talk about food all the time. I bet you're just some unkempt neckbeard who lies about his looks on anonymous imageboards.

>I bet you're just some unkempt neckbeard who lies about his looks on anonymous imageboards.

dahnald...

hey can you give me attention, fedora + katana poster?

Personally, I think that dahnald is one of the best memes of 2016

???
But I have never said anything about food and what I usually eat is either salmon, rottenfish, soup+rye bread. So don't know what you're on about famalama

lanklet

So are you actually in Japan? Post proof

I can give you 7cm if you want, just don't know how.

>hey can you give me attention, fedora + katana poster?

I already posted proof, too lazy now, what's in it for me anyway? Am I gonna get a blowie?

Okay sorry

thanks

>7cm dick
but you should be heavier

is Belarus honourary balt?

abc.net.au/news/2016-11-11/police-warn-owners-to-keep-their-pets-indoors/8019084
>Pet owners in the Bridgewater area north of Hobart are being urged to keep their animals inside at night, amid fears pets are being deliberately set alight.
Ah yes, Tasmania

can confirm
hes posted his gaijin card before

captcha: frei ausfahrt
:DDD

Belarussians are the real Lithuanians pham.

you should visit the suicide forest before you return

>thanks

No problemo famalama
>aussie user has 7cm dick
m-mate i don't know what to say, is there no meds that can help you?

Wew, lad. I was just asking a question. If you're really in Japan what are you doing there?

yes, their name says they're white russians which is basically a balt

nah 87 is average
80 would be lanklet
100 is /fit/

Faggots

>tumblr file name

hmm

>tumblr file name

>hmm

>ispanu kilmes

though about it, maybe during winter holiday, hopefully my Lithuanian instincts won't kick-in

studying

>he's still at work

>he renamed the file after every social media website that is popular

trying too hard

>he renamed the file after every social media website that is popular

>trying too hard

bent ne lotynų etruskų ar dar bbž ko pavadino

Stfu

nu mano debiliškai galvai reikėjo gal 10 sekundžių suprast apie ka jie čia šneka. Aišku visiška šiknaskylė tas delfis, bet reikia is kažkur naujienas gaut

>Australian media keeps mumbling on about the election

Didn't realize I was American haha

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>Lithuanian instincts
???