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lads

fuck off

dunno who she is but shes bang average

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say 'mate' too much IRL

nth for canada

george

Last Tinder date I went on she took the piss out of guys who have pics with their shirt off.

I took the piss out of girls with that fucking dog snapchat filter.

We had a good old laugh.

Pee and poo, willy and wee
Come and give your arsehole to me

I'm just being realistic at this point. I tried hope and it didn't work out.

The closest thing I've felt to love is for girls who weren't interested and didn't care.

I'm too scared of rejection to ever risk taking things to the next level even if there was a situation though.

I'm 5'9

Don't think anyone takes me seriously.

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5'8"

don't even think i'm that ugly have just never had any complements so i feel like everything is pointless

one more year left in my degree, guess i just have to get through it. University is when everybody gets laid right? haha

brilliant post

I feel like the 'chon is an echo-chamber for the manlet meme/height insecurity.

I can't imagine people actually care this much irl unless you're sub 5'8 male.

Having said that, i'm 6'2" so can't relate to your situation v. easily.

did they find your uncles body yet?

Ah yes, alone on a Friday night

yes but what the fuck is the small part of the cig which can be smoked

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>having to pay to replace the mattress
a virgin wrote this

goodnight

:(

>You just gotta try harder bro!

He was buried with honour, something I doubt you and your ilk understand

>no gf to give you a glass bottom boatride
FUCK this gay earth lads

My old housemate was 5'8 and absolutely used to slay vagina. He fucked a 6'1 girl once.

He was pretty handsome, though.

It's a natural thing that people think they're not that ugly when in reality they are.

People will try to be nice and pretend it's not true but it is.

God I hate myself

same, are you working class?

I'm 5'9 and they definitely do. You're just a sadcase.

cuck posting is one of those things that starts as a joke and ends somewhere horrible

parents are away, so I have the house to myself. shan't be doing anything exciting though

>Friday night depression time

Ah yes

I'm 6 foot and it makes a slight difference, but I know a lad who's 5'4 and pulls every time I've went out with him

When I had a house to myself I'd read Shakespeare really loudly.

Don't even know why really.

im pretty sure it was only loyalists who stooped so low as to attack funerals

use that as a filter and the rest of the cig in the joint

no, you're quite right actually

people here tend to be losers and blame everything on things that they can't help to avoid confronting their own mediocrity. hence, the height insecurity.

Ah yes, yanks. White niggers desu

>mfw even people on the 'dit told him to fuck off and stay in yankland
howling

wouldnt imagine the author to be drowning in it if i'm honest mate

night

Down to my last bit of weed. Time to whip out the kief i built up

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Sup Forums is a rorke safe space


pretty pathetic desu

i used to have a gf when i was 18 but she was only with me because i was a decent shag, she said she was embarrassed to be seen in public with me, fucked with my head so bad that it made me give up on ever trying to get another gf, don't want to get married or have kids or anything i just want to have a good career and be happy

a few years ago somebody said i had really nice eyes and i'll never forget it

You are now imagining the girl you fancy doing a big steaming poo

don't get this thicc meme

would prefer a thin girl

this; my flatmate is like 5'6 and he gets pussy that I could only dream of.

Shit, I've just realised I've not checked /r/iwantout after the election. I bet it's full of buttblasted Americans.

what is that?

At least have a wank in the living room you sad case

*eats a whole 'Sharebag' of Space Raiders by myself*

could send you a bit of hash in an envelope

if someone came up to me and blew my head off with a shotgun, I don't think I'd have any objections

Anyone remember Craven?

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say 'cunt' too much IRL

Jeez man, she probably just said that shit as a horrible parting gift. People can be cruel like that.

Especially if you ever told her it was something you were insecure about

how about if someone stabbed you in the ear with a screwdriver?

because that's exactly what I'd do if you stepped into my presence for even a second

stop it ive already wanked tonight

Any of you played assassin's creed syndicate? Is it an accurate depiction of the london boroughs? Minus the assassins..

>i just want to have a good career and be happy

I'm the exact opposite at this point. I could get a really well paying job and probably will at this point, but all I want is a family to be happy with.

I know I'm going to be miserable for the rest of my life with the path I've ended up on in life.

everyone here is new so they probably won't

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what if you were asleep in bed and didnt have a screwdriver to hand

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i'm neither a paki or a pleb so I couldn't tell you

dolphin

what should i wank to

yes

t. lived in london during the 19th century

t. literally every pozstralian

It sounds like a meme by now but it really is mostly confidence, all you need is a decent face and frame and you're set. All Women aren't 1 dimensional shallow whores most men seem to think they are

I've always wondered, lads - why is the Australian dollar so fuckin inflated?

haha maybe u mate me n deano are phoneposting in the club just got some ecstasy of some scary black guy for £20 each (haha its got a heinz beans logo on it, MENTAL) thinking about buying some more for these fit birds across the bar

alex jones has his hopes for trump so high. he literally thinks that trump will bring the military into washington DC to arrest the politicians who opposed him when he gets inaugurated

/brit/ has been utter wank the last few months

shoot your balls off and then wank to the sight of blood

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would like to visit Croydon one day. Hear there is some excellent Victorian architecture thereabouts

>mfw a lad I'm sort of friends with and have kind of talked politics with before randomly messages me asking what I make of the election

Do I go full red pill pro trump on him or sugar it up lads? Don't wanna lose a friend either

i am a nonce

You fuck off to reddit. Get out your safe space. It's damaging your brain

why is mulligan super qt in Drive but ugly in everything else

dammit

visit jez and mark eh

loli femdom

howling

can't fuck off back there if I've never been there in the first place you cretin

she said it whilst we were in the relationship and i stayed with her because it was my first gf and i enjoyed the sex. Wasn't something i was insecure about until she made me insecure about it

this doesn't make me hopeful about the future

I've wasted your time I only got baccy senpai

What exactly is Obamacare, or possibly was.

And why do Americans still rattle on about the cost of health care?

My usual thing is to say they were both awful and that I'm not happy with Trump but an anti-globalist leader is good as it gives the people hope that they can make actual change in the system.

Basically drip feed your support in reasonable ways. I did the same with Brexit.

wish i wasn't gay lads

losing my hair at 24 and a buzzcut looks bizarre on me

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too many immigrants

Im a nonce for nathan

lad
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they'd rather see their taxes go to al-Nusra than healthcare

*gets frozen*

Yeah, well, that's how I feel. I'm 24 at this point and know that I'm going nowhere. The rest of my life is there in front of me and I know I'll not be happy for any of it. I might have money but that doesn't even interest me like I thought it would. I don't know what would if I'm honest.

I'm just fucked in general.

people below a certain income level received a government insurance plan that was subsidized.

it was all well and good for those folks, but for everyone else their insurance premiums went way up. that's why it's unpopular with middle class folks

wish everyone would stop bitching about how shitty their lot in life is