>user I'm bored
what do you do ?
>user I'm bored
what do you do ?
get you pregnant
Get drunk
cum
I mostly sit alone, drunk. Noise in the background in the form of music or Netflix. Wanna fuk
Hi bored,I'm user xDDDddd
take her furniture shopping.
oi lets go back to your place for a quick root then ay slut
Dude lets smoke some weed and post memes on Sup Forums :DDDD
*glasses that wog cunt*
leave her alone
Right then lets go somewhere else.
Drink up, chop chop
Jesus. Frog grills. Je ney say pah
>thp
That's the sound of her panties dropping
Who's user you fucking slut? Is that some other guy you're fucking?
*leaves*
Who are you and what the fuck are you doing at my table?
let's plan another feminist agenda, shall we?
Malaylad, I believe the point was for us to be witty not brutally accurate.
Alright then, finish off your drink. You're going to take a bath, and then I'll fuck you silly till bedtime.
Y-you also
I'm truly sorry senpai because beating around the bushes is not practiced here.
Hmm
grab her by the pussy
You're my brother. I'm no senpai. I know some jokes about beating around the bush but that's neither here nor there.
>rosé
Go wait in the car, I want to enjoy my meal.
don't think it's rosé, fucking chardonnay most likely and it's a reflection
French wine is all heartburn though, like she would be.
In the car and wait
> I tell you a joke! How many jews can you fit into a car?
rude
you are the Italian
suck my balls and swallow
real prince charming there
Why would you suck your own balls and swallow? are you a "homo"?
>what do you do ?
Sit next to her.
Kiss her neck jently. And say: you are so beutifull.
she replies: go the fuck away untermensch, kartoffelkopf
Feel awkward that she's looking at me. Look down at the table. Avoid looking at anything near to her. Thank her for her time and then make some excuse before walking VERY FAST to my home.
Masturbate thinking about her having sex with many chads.
Teach you how to hold a wineglass like a civilised person
if she already with me at the date she will not
To be fair she wouldn't be bored after watching a guy suck his own balls.
And isn't gay. It's masturbation. If you would call sucking on your own scrotum that
ebin :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD