Today I decided to exercise my freedom as a European and bought myself a Kinder Surprise egg

Today I decided to exercise my freedom as a European and bought myself a Kinder Surprise egg.

But it got crushed in my backpack. Just like my dreams :(

what was the toy?

>not eating it anyway

This cunt

this toy is a 8/10 by kinder surprise content standards

Hey, mio'd means honey, right?

Yeah, miĆ³d means honey.

I see, thanks. We use similar word, but in Cyrillic

I once tried to lure a kinder to surprise her behind the bush


it failed :(

God forbid if I ever get a frog toy from a kinderegg I'll meme so hard my cerebral arteries will burst

I regret the time kinder surpirses were actual toys you had to build yourself
now they just are fucking one piece figurines

this post literally made me go out and buy some kinder bars

A what?

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How did the toad come into being

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Oh, this takes me back! Anyone remember the power rangers toys that came in these?

Or am I misremembering?

Anyway, the chocolate in these was tasty. I haven't eaten the stuff in well over a decade.

They also sell just the bars here in Brazil. I'll get myself one this week, for old times sake.


Why do you regret it?

fuck you niggerfaggots i eat 10 kinder surprise eggs daily

calling the cops right now

Are you INSANE?

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this toad looks like the talking volcano from that aussie commercial

Hmm?

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