In which nordic country would you like to live and why?

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>Finland
>nordic

Kazakhia gets it, delete your shitty thread

Eh, anyone that isn't sweden tbqh

literally any of them that isn't getting mobbed by refugees
im getting out of here before this place goes to shit along with the us

They're not Scandinavian but they are Nordic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_countries

this

Nordic is a Scandicuck term for North Germanic countries that was expanded to include Finland post-WW2 as part of the European integration policy.

Denmark. Its least popular so probably most homogenous

Denmark is definitely more popular than Finland outside of image boards

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Mm yes because we share absolutely no history and it's not like finland was part of a nordic country for like 600 years or anything

>Woo hoo, Greenland's included in OP's pic so it must be included in the poll!
>O-oh, Denmark it is then.

Iceland

>relative moved to Denmark and got citizenship 10 years ago
>last 2 years tries to move back, but our migration service denies him
Europe, stahp.

Is Greenland sovereign?

What's there even to do on Iceland? It's literally just one small town on a semi-inhabitable island in the middle of fucking nowhere. Add to that that it's dark and cold as fuck 6 months of the year and rain the rest. Unless you're born there or in a similar place I'd wager you'd be hanging from the ceiling within 24 months.

Iceland, because i want to i don't need to explain to you.

No.

>cold as fuck
Not really, just a bit chilly. Thanks to gulf stream

Iceland so I can live with the femanon.

>not including Faroe Islands and Greenland
nice rigged poll

Scotland

That's like saying that Greece is Turkic due to centuries of Turkish rule

That's only for the southern coast though, the inland and northern parts are just tundra.

Denmark because I'd like to meet her

delet this

Fuck off with this contrarian bullshit, Finland is widely recognized as a Nordic country and your whining on Sup Forums won't change that. Shut the fuck up.

If I said you were swedes that might have been an apt comparison, but that's not what I said.

voted finland cause memes
also fuck your gay thread. don't make non-whites think they can move to those countries.

they aren't countries

That is an apt comparison since Nordic is synonymous with Scandinavian, meaning North Germanics.

They are not nordic though, they are Finno-Ugric subhumans.

The Faroe Islands

lol polland

But that is not what it means, though. But keep strawmanning and perhaps some equally autistic person might eventually give a shit about what you have to say.

mongols are not subhumans

Swedes sound and act gay.
Denmark is just a second rate Netherlands.
Norway has lots of monies. I'll pick Norway.

Dutch sounds you're choking on a dick while speaking.

Too bad you are not mongols then

>But that is not what it means
That is what it meant originally, we were considered Baltic prior to WW2 but then Beach Swedes forced this meme identity on us.

Even your thoughts are gay.

kek

then why are we better than swedes at everything?

>strawpoll.me/11633786
Sweden is the only decent cunt in sca*di*avia

>norgay
Autistic, Dark shithole, full of poor people due to overpriced everything, every norgayan goes to sweden to buy the essentials
>denmark
somehow less autistic than norgay but still a rainy shithole
>sweden
land of the blonde women, rich history/ culture, not boring, snus.

Daily reminder that Rurik was a Finnic sub-human

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Plenty of words have meant different things at one point or another. It only serves to prove you're pushing a narrative by singling out this one in particular.

no one gives a fuck about your idiotic memes

Your """"language"""""" sound like my asshole when i have diarrhea

It is you who is pushing a narrative and have for the past century. In both culture and spirit we're nothing alike to Scandicucks. Never have been and never will be.

Swedish proxy detected.

We have higher gdp per capita and hdi than you, not to mention suicide rates and alcoholism, although high in Sweden not as high as that of Finns.

The only Finn who ever accomplished anything.

>That is an apt comparison since Nordic is synonymous with Scandinavian
no it's not synonymous with Scandinavian, Scandinavia is a geographic term while the Nordic countries are a geographical and cultural region in Northern Europe

>land of the blonde women
blonde women are everywhere in northern EU, not just Sweden

HDI doesn't mean shit, this is more important

>In both culture and spirit we're nothing alike to Scandicucks.
You've been cucked into submission by Swedes for centuries so fuck off

tg, sale belge,
Yeah, with massive foreheads like finns

whatever you say, pekka

Hardly, seeing as we're nothing alike genetically either

Another meme, it's because norgay is a huge land mass with roughly 5 million, and half of them are old fucks / retired , autists who haven't seen the rest of the world so they think their special safe space is much better than everything else

Go away caigöran faggot

Finns do, they have a deep seating inferiority complex toward Swedes.

Sure it is, Finns have it very good, that's why you kill each other at such high rates.

This is why everyone hates Swedes
Arrogant fucks

>Hardly, seeing as we're nothing alike genetically either
Doesn't matter. You are included into the Nordic countries you want it or not.

Norway, Sweden, or Denmark I'd like to

the rest I don't really want to

why is sweden so shitty compared to finland?
and there are like 10 reindeerniggers living in that blue area, so it doesn't mean anything

>homoside
>everywhere where the Russian military is stationed
Seems accurate enough.

>inb4 european_phenotypes.jpg
You've been posting this autism for months now, pekka. Have you got nothing better to do? What are you even doing with your life?

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Finland
They are the least cucked in the nordic region and are good lads

>poll is missing a couple of countries

Polish "research"

Denmark deserves more love since they are based

its only missing aland and fraoe but these are almost non-countries

and Greenland, literally the biggest country of them all

are you even trying here

t. butthurt nordoscandowannabe

>aland and fraoe
>not Åland and Faroe
>doesn't even include Greenland, the only North American Scandi
r00d

Sweden, they are more tolerant towards me and my jihadi brothers.

t. Ahmed

good post

It isn't a femanon, it's a guy called Emil who likes to roleplay.

England

Kwaliteit scherts

Norway.

Because they hunt whales and I fucking hate them. Those shitty mammals they can't even walk on earth, fuck them.

Whale beef is bretty good to be quite honnest famalamily

this is all immigrants, lets say a swede goes to norway, he is an immigrant, but he is of the same culture and speaks a mutually intelligible language so you arent accounting for neighboring country immigration.

These aren't sovereign countries no one gives a shit about them.