TFW you will never have sex to the hit song "My Girls" by Animal Collective

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tfw you will never have sex

Just go to the gym. It's not fucking hard.

>tfw you will never have the best teeth in the game

Daily Routine came on shuffle while I was losing my virginity so that was pretty cool

I've had sex to a lot of Animal Collective songs. I was once told to turn off Spirit but then everything continued without a hitch. Life does get better

>tfw attractive but really shy and awkward

It's not hard dude, you have to be literally autistic if you're really attractive and can't find someone to have sex with you.

>tfw too intellectual for sexual intercourse

I literally can, girl I met on tinder loves AnCo.

You honestly probably aren't even very smart, what year in your engineering masters degree are you?

well yeah but what if I want her to be at least 8/10?

>tfw too beta to talk to girls who are obviously checking me out

If you won't have sex with anyone lower than an 8/10 and you never get sex, you need to lower your standards because you're probably not as attractive as you think you are.

not even making fun of you, this isn't that tall of an order.

>tfw when you have sex regularly to much better music

>thinking music is better than the sound of her moans

virgins actually believe this.

>tfw i wanna have sex with somebody I love, not just a stranger

fuck this feel, wish i could've been satisfied with hook up shit

>tfw i wanna dance with somebody
>tfw i wanna feel the heat with somebody
>tfw i wanna dance with somebody

>with somebody who loves me

>tfw I lost my virginity to the whole MPP album

Feels and Sung Tongs are much better to have sex to though.

>tfw sex to Because The Night
Smith or Springsteen, doesn't matter. Both turn the most average vanilla sex into wild steamy throes of passion.

the softest voice will make any girl wet

this feel. I'm from a pretty rural place and I just moved to a city with a lot of girls around 20 yo and I just don't know how to interact with them.

>tfw not pathetic, have banged only 8/10+

Tra-fuck-signal... amirite!?