/brit/

high fashion edition

coro

bepis

sorry lad

midday drinks to be quite honest with you

Nice edition

What's this draconian fantasy land where you just ban stuff and it solves the problem

Society doesn't work like that

cere

I cant it took my shoes ;_;

watching the telly with my headphones on

Not the same guy but I got a reply from it so clearly im alri

awful thread, won't be posting there

only done one poo today lads. i'm usually a 3 a day man. bit disconcerting iiabhwy

ciri

>it's a 'Bruce thinks he knows about fish and 'chips' episode

tories la

...

awfulpost, won't be reading this

got a strong desire to suck a giant cock or get fucked by 2 or 3 men

just want to be abused

wasn't really a fan of evangelion 3.0, massive plothole where all of that shit could've been avoided by telling shinji what was wrong instead of being collectively ragingly autistic and showing him the cold shoulder

had sex with cara once

alri

There's nothing posh about putting some lemon on the fish

Did 3 solid ones before lunch

Worked all the alcohol out

I said, PICK UP THE SOAP

>curry sauce on fish from the fish and chip shop

alri 'sheed

wat fish do they use in australia

in england we eat cod

My willy is much too small to ever have sex with a black girl

Ahoy hoy

sleep tight

Not even memeing or baiting or anything like that but i unironically think Im a cuckold

Luckily I have no gf or anything, but i almost exclusively wank to cuckold porn and it turns me on picturing the girls I fancy getting fucked by fit guys more than it turns me on thinking of me fucking them

it would work if our police were militarised like switzerland

nothing wrong with a bit of law and order to keep runts at bay

i once fucked her for a can of coke and strawberry boot laces

>computers been being repaired for 4 weeks
>been using my dads old old laptop

proper doing my head in lads.

>in england we eat cod
Not as much as you used to ahaha

back it up pon the don me work fi long

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>Farage becomes first UK politician to meet Trump

isn't it funny

haddock is better

fuck off having two threads

>every chippy sells curry sauce in England and it's nothing like paki curry

Stick to your lemon you poofter

DELETE THIS

>4 weeks

No computer problem should take more than a couple of hours to fix. If it does then it's worth just replacing. What was wrong with it?

Farage isn't a UK politician, he's an EU one.

>not phone posting like a true millennial
C'mon gramps

funny isn't it

>chippy

its chipper you fucking moron

>leader of UKIP

>curry
>not gravy and cheese

Funny, is it not?

any bent lads in? want my arse drilled

not much actually
fan needed replacing

the company decided to replace the casing, which means they have to wait for the case from taiwan to arrive, which is taking a piss-take.
my phone is proper shit

> 4 weeks
Literally nothing takes 4 weeks to fix.

It's been to MI5 and back. Be worried.

just realized i'm a full blown cuck lads

I know you southern puffs don't have chips and gravy

do you get scraps though? an a dont mean having a fight outside the chippy

Do east mids, Nottingham, Derby and Leicester call it a cob or bap?

it's chippy, you bed wetting lunatic who headbutts walls

any melanin in? want my country ruined

...

cob

roll

Want to get into urbex lads but I've got no mates that would want to do it

Anyone here in /London/ want to do urbex?

Remember back when I was more social, I was about 17 at the time, a group of about 10 of us broke into this abandoned pub through the roof. You had to climb up a tree, onto the roof and then into the window. It still had the cutlery laid out on the tables, alcohol behind the bar, condoms in the bathroom

Was a good night

no

southern chippies are far less eloborate than northern ones.

the chipgrocers

Local shop does hoki

Southerners don't do scraps; they chuck it in the bin.

Disgrace.

What should I take out lads?

Hi Brits! I personally like your culture. The only fact that your culture and yor country gave birth to the American nation is amazing. Nevertheless you are still like a superior to all the other anglosphere. Britannia will rise again I believe.

let's take the empire back yet lads

no one cared the first time you posted it you fucking annoying paki

fuck off

Why didn't you just repair it yourself?

stop wanking to cuckol porn you munter

off to the chipskis

Been to a dismal 24 foreign countries

underrated post

Lads, lads!

Should I wank before I go to bed?

delet

These aren't seen as good cars here sorry mate

Truly a saint

Bun masterrace.

It literally is a 'bun' though.

>didn't win a seat
>represents nobody in the UK aside from in the EU

yee

anyone want anything from the chippery

Guess I think thats the first step. Im worried that itll ruin my sex life or relationships

You lot must be bricking it now that we are about to tear up that bullshit eu fishing directive.

Wrangler

eating these

>cara: vacuous dyke with no intention of reproducing but gets fawned over ad nauseum bu the liberal media for being a 'rebel' or some shit
>kate midleton: hyper-reproductive saint with her third along the way and gets blasted for perpetuating the 'house-wife' meme

all the while muslims are breeding like rats and infecting every aspect of western society and thats apparently a good thing ...

go and live in north korea where you belong

Only ever posted that story once

Have posted about looking for people to urbex with a few times though

I'm literally the whitest person in this thread btw end yourself you little runt

my dad bought me it like 4 years ago and it had some long ass repair warranty thing.

i will build my next computer once i save up a sufficient amount.

3rd is easiest to hotwire but you'll never get away before the cops show up

lads

don't think I can be arsed to go out

should I ?

Would literally destroy any runt itt, no one is jacked like me

Should I go to a Protestant, Baptist or Catholic Church tomorrow morning lads?

I'm looking for a qt

Any lads LOCKED IN?

I dont like them either

They are my siblings desu. I had a jeep and it was complete shit.

The audi s7 in the far is nice though

can feel todayis gonna be a productive one
sundays are secretly the nicest days
not drinking rules

aw shii nigga u finna ghost ride tha whip 2nite yeh? iiight iighhht truee true....

a succulent chinese meal
and a can of fanta