what happens here?
What happens here?
Fish eating and hard work, boss.
where
Emigration.
I fucking love port wine.
Super Bock and concertina music
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And we keep the good ones to ourselves.
Old men talking to their farm animals
And hot slutty bunda
>Old men talking to their farm animals
Well. Not anymore.
>And hot slutty bunda
I fucking wish. Probably the prudest in Europe.
brazilian colony
sesta, not siesta
Both correct.
No
Increasingly correct, it seems. Only Lisbon, though.
I had a nieghbor who was portugese
She was hot, slutty and had that bunda
I poked fun at her and told her grandfather was a crazy old man for talking to his animals
She burst out laughing wondering how I knew that
>:)
>Portuguese women outside of Portugal
Ah, that explains it. They aren't slutty here, just abroad, when they are away from the shame.
We produce these, which only you and us drink.
When you cross the border it's like a travel to the 80's. Bad roads, dirty cities, sad people and good food
>Bad roads
Only close to the border, where nobody leaves. Our Road infrastructre is pretty great, actually. Almost as good as yours.
>Dirty Cities
Really?
>Sad people
yeah :(
>Good Food
It's the "using something other than tomato and garlic" approach.
There's nothing at the border Jorge
Well, desu I usually go to the south and close to the border, maybe I shouldn't generalize.
Yeah, those cities are getting very empty, so they get a bit less maintained, since only old people live there nowadays.
No, you guys can't have them.
Cork trees, sardines and women with moustache.
I just popped a semi, desu.
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I have only visited Cascais, Estoril, Lisboa and Sintra.
So, Lisbon, Lisbon, Lisbon and Lisbon.
Sintra is beautiful, though.
Sintra is awesome.
>Cascais, Estoril, Sintra
>Lisboa
Well, not exactly the same... outskirts I would say.
All turistic trap zones.You'll never meet a portuguese on their normal condition/status in those regions
Come on mate. Even Setúbal is barely not-Lisbon and you know it.
Same shit for Gaia/Porto and Coimbra/Santa Clara. It's called "metro area".