Any pingstralians online?

Any pingstralians online?

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It's 8pm here loads lots will be about

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Pingpole here

How's Straya these days? Anything interesting happening?

everythings either on fire or flooded, same as usual, stupid poles

luv ya :3

Are your pants on fire too?

>Australian love Pingas
>Australia has low ping

Your post really got me thinking, op

Why no one in /aus/?

America is going to take all our refugees for no apparent reason and the government is too cucked to stop selling our future to China

>America is going to take all our refugees
Woah, what?

Holy fuck, I hadn't heard about that. That is fucking amazing, too bad we also made a deal to take in an extra 5000 refugees from central America each year, which kind of offsets the gain.

When will non-whites just FUCK OFF? This isn't a fucking daycare, it's our home. When you import the 3rd world into the 1st world, you don't keep the 1st world, you get 3rd world conditions.
Successful multiculturalism is impossible, all those fucking darkies need to stay in their own shitholes. Everything Anders Breivik thought was true.

>When will non-whites just FUCK OFF?
I honestly ask myself the same question every day. Bullshit as well how they've been turned into a commodity and a bargaining tool. A refugee agreement I would like to see between the US and Australia is agreeing to completely close off our borders tbqh

This. we build a wall, you guys build a dam or something.
I personally buy Pauline a rocket launcher to shut down somali (((refugee ships))).

We don't even need a dam, all we need to do is not accept them, or of course destroy their ships with rocket launchers :^)

I prefer Americans over Asians. If you're in Sydney, Eastwood, Strathfield, Chatswood those kind of areas you'll realise why people don't like Asians. They are so oblivious to everything that is happening around them.

We're only sending them a few hundred though, while we're taking in 5000 of theirs each year.

I don't like generals :/

Haven't really met that many Americans but the Chileans that I know are better than a lot of people

>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Sup Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

Triggered

Been a while since I last saw this

>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
gets me every time, amazing pasta

That pasta is my pride, crafted to the peak of bantering precision. Beautiful. Sublime.
I worked so hard on it, gathering intel for weeks. There are parts which have been added by Aussies and Kiwis themselves, interwoven with my own ingenuity.

However, one kiwi wrote another pasta, which was much more appreciated:
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

yours is better m8, dont let'em bring you down

Still funny after at least a year
Are you the khan'd guy as well?

Don't make me post the Polish one

During the peak times of our little Australia-Poland banter war, there were two of us.

Me, I'm the pingpole, the one who started it, and I was also called the North Pole since I'm from the north in Poland.

The KHAN'D user is from the south, and he's been known as the South Pole. He was a great help.

Sadly, I don't see him online, but what I loved was that while there were only two of us, I worked nights, he worked days, and we would shitpost 24/7.

Dumping pics from that era lads

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Alright, that does it.

>be polish
>irrelevant on Sup Forums
>cannot into space
>KHAN'D twice in the 1200s
>gets invaded more than the town whore
>cherrypick Australia's minor faults
>construct greentext
>spam it for days on Sup Forums
>get bullied more anyway
>search for new fault
>find out Australia lost an eSports tournament to a pack of Mongols
>pass off new meme 1000 times in under 2 weeks
>use proxies to give the illusion that others like your "meme"
>disregard fact that your own country lost to MongolZ in the same eSports tournament
>get banned by mods for being autistic
>"meme" is forgotten by the end of March
>remain irrelevant on Sup Forums
>literally have an article about jokes about your country on Wikipedia
>put toilet paper on the washing line
>die trying to pronounce your own surname
>steal Indonesian flag and flip it
>have no army
>get fucked by chickens 24/7
>get bullied by Australia harder than your women in the 1200s
>get blitzkrieg'd by Germans
>get pierogi'd
>get car stolen
>get genocided
>get electrocuted in swimming pool
>get repelled by polish remover
>get invaded forever
>2 0 1 6

>get pierogi'd
KEK

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t. genghis

sup

Kek, so that was you? You still shitpost 24/7.

really makes you think

You're the south pole?
Long time no see, mate!

I only post quality posts

Yeah, I tried to revive KHAN'D but janitor is an aussie and probably a genghis as well so he bans me every time I post a thread lmoa

krauts out

Same, I tried to revive it

The banter war was fun because the janitor was obviously on our side back then, he'd delete half of Australian attempts to respond
We need to meet the Easterman and learn his magic

>be australian
>get genghis khan'd

I keep a low profile now with spain spainer meme and really makes you think threads. We need to wage another shitpost war soon.

Way ahead of you: