/heem/: hot prospect edition

UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF Season 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Induction
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)

NEWS:

>Current UFC on Fox 20 card
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/holly-holm-vs-valentina-shevchenko-anthony-johnson-vs-glover-teixeira-expected-for-ufc-on-fox-20

>Lawler vs Woodley in the works for UFC 201
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-targeted-for-ufc-201-in-atlanta

>Jordan Parsons is kill
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/bellator-fighter-jordan-parsons-25-dies-after-alleged-hit-and-run-accident-in-florida

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/10136722
youtube.com/watch?v=tpfc6JWo0L0
twitter.com/JoeJitsu/status/728296372227612672
youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live
strawpoll.me/10136992
youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for igor

This is now officially a Claudia thread

Be careful /heem/

IM ON A NGANNOU LEVEL

poor Parsons t bh
Started is the correct verb isn't it?

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Dirty girl.

>That shitty Honda 125
That pic couldn't be more southamerican

no it isn't you fucking idiot

No

strawpoll.me/10136722
strawpoll.me/10136722
strawpoll.me/10136722

>thanks for to roll with me user

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HEIL SCHAUB

rude t bh
But why does this dictionary shows it as a possibility?

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>what about the eyebrows

>tattoos
>huge fucking tat on her back
0/10

HAS started
You used did lad
After did, you put the basic form of the verb

the dictionary is showing that the word exists, not that it is correct in that instance

you fucking spic

How does she defeat the polish champion?

>tfw you will never get mrsa from claudia's delicious sweat

youtube.com/watch?v=tpfc6JWo0L0
Is this the greatest UFC Vlog in existence?

how do you even say it?
is it pronounced: Nig-anu ?

Oh ok.
Didn't know about that.
Thanks.
rude, reported for bullying t bh

btw this post is mma related

You don't have to be tough all the time dude

nig nog

kill yourself

N Ga Nou

It's a'ight m8
Have a bunda

SH-OB

SAM'D

Sh-ob

nigga-no

>spic detected

What did he mean by this?

>Creations

Dude knows where it's at

twitter.com/JoeJitsu/status/728296372227612672
that's legit, damn.

Who the shit cares what Joseph Benavidez thinks?

he probably doesn't even know who invented them

>tfw in 40 years youll look back on Sup Forums as the best times of your life

JRE going live with Miesha Tate any minute,

youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live

BASED
A
S
E
D

Good

>tfw when you'll be 70 years living alone in a trailer park you'll be able to look proudly at a picture of Wojak and say "I was part of it"

POP YOUR ALPHABRAIN LADS

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/ALPHABRAIN/ + /NEWMOOD/ + /SHROOMTECH/ MASTERACE CHECKING IN

>yfw Bryan Tate is there

strawpoll.me/10136992

LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU

youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU

>giving a shit about mieha tate

>Woke

>Miesha Tate believes in chemtrails

Ronda-tier desu

>conspiracy theories straight off the bat
never change Joe

Why does Joe love to bullshit about stuff he doesn't know anything of?

>Miesha on the cast for 3 minutes
>chemtrails already

oh baby oh baby

I heard they put nicotine in the apples in Australia

did joe get her high?

Miesha lookin FINE
Brehs

Tomatos*
The Simpsons did it

Mieha's lips are always so perfectly glossed.

>Miesha is a hood bitch

Miesha is almost hot but her nose ruins it.

>there's a meme about how much his wife likes black cock

>a meme

Miesha just said the name of the subdivision she lives in.

Mountain's Edge. I'm going to fine her house and steal her trash.

Can this bald fuck stop talking about conspiracy theorys

normies think the extent of memes are pictures with funny text along the bottom

her nose is the specific feature that give a lot of charm (when she's not wearing a ton of make up)

I usually instadrop any girl with a big nose but Miesha's still qt.

Keto is becoming an Atkins-level meme.

Dude this podcast I thought I was going to touch my dick but now I have to prevent myself from going crazy with all that broscience

Miesha likes it frothy.

DUDE
STEM
CELLS

>eating cupcakes is disgusting
Lads, it's terminal

>dude sugar's poison lmao

>i dislike joe rogan
>i find discussing scientific/political issues without an 8 year degree to be intellectually inferior and immature
>unless you're an enlightened, cultured man like me you have no right to theorize upon or discuss these matters

cupcakes are not disgusting, cupcakes are fucking awesome

nothing wrong with talking about science but when you tell big schaub that we can download memes into our brain in the future, yeah that kind of triggers me

Comfo podcast imo. Lads the hand still hurts from heeming the nig

is edgestonia kill? did he hurt his back again?

>all people who are religious are retarded
>religions are stupid
>but primitive tribes are amazing, because they do drugs (nevermind the human sacrifices, guys)

Miesha talking about swallowing is exciting me.

>but when you tell big schaub that we can download memes into our brain in the future, yeah that kind of triggers me
Scientists already can download information into human brains. It's very crude information but it will certainly progress as time goes on.

i missed the story bro, tell it again.

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Have Miesha and Joe talked about big black cock yet?

miesha seems like a mega pleb

Joe is sounding gay as fuck

did Miesha got a nose job ?

No but Miesha has said she likes frothy things and and that she can swallow anything that is liquid enough.

Even though your being sarcastic. Got in a 2 v 1 fight on Kingsday. Luckily one was pretty hesitant to fight so it wasnt exactly at the same time. Knocked one out with 3 punches and a slam with a soccerkick finish. Punched the other guy then some lady broke us up screaming like a crazy bitch. Was pretty scary since they had keys between fists. Made it out unscathed luckily. Could have ended badly.

Doesn't eat seafood, weirdo.

Neither do i. As healthy as it is i just cant get used to the mouthfeel and the odd taste. Smell also reminds me of gf.

Why does your country even have niggers?

>It's a needle coversation