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>92 days until /Olympicbet/ edition
Brazilian lakes currently representing the current state of /bet/ sub-edition

Old thread: >Helpful links
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>/bet/ wiki
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
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hi

1st for E U A N

first for 5pa1nish finals

Cannot stop losing bets

Can I get a line on how many athletes contract zika?

over 95.5% @1.83

Who /outshaggingmate/ tonight?

Nope just /keeponfarting/ here

need to be put in a coma until the euros desu

> current state of /bet/

I'll bite. Its been in far worse states desu, don't know why you're so salty about this new generation of pseudo-shrewdies making money

Because only Euan is shrewd and making money, everyone else is a spoonfed babby

so SO excited

Tbh, /bet/ used to have way more banter, occasional OC in new edition threads and overall more tips posted. Now everything comes from IBT/TT and spoonfeeding babies

Because he's a fucking freak who is jealous of BT

no trips no banter desu worried about the amount of slugs here desu

smed on huila -0.5 @evens

Freerolling on Sevilla cards

PRAYING for Sevilla to score a third

Rt9 shaktar Was the BET, good thing I got on :^)

Btw, is anyone able to find the old bet OC of hitler ranting about a fix that wasnt a fix with moving lines, and all the old trips like oil, mackers, unibwin with his 2 euro bets, etc? One of the funniesy oc /bet: ever made and it will show you slugs what /bet/ used to be all about..

youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc

>kettering

I've gone from £20 to £50 in about 2 weeks betting small stakes just to get a feel for betting. So that's a yield of 150%, is that not insanely good? Is that maintainable? I see people with yields of 20 and 30 in here so I'm curious what people think before i increase my roll.

>aftertiming mainstream lotto shite
>complaining about the state of /bet/

Well now

pmsl

...

Oh man, i remember this shit pmsl

Become a paid tipster on TT

Fucking hell

Same, only a matter of time till it comes home lad

and betting will be gr8

BANKROLLING game to be won in ET no

youtu.be/w1jehnNa710

no more liverpool cards ever

shaking in anger

444444

555555

BT SURREAL

Oh man, thank you, i unironically laughed my ass off over this golden stuff again. Helium and the noose... Pmsl

I'm not even baiting :(

NEED DONETSK CORNERS LIKE AIR

It will come dont worry laddie, otherwise: pellets

Need 1 more card

imagine not being on high sparrow for free $$$$

Red counts as 2

Cashed out mine with small loss
They can't fucking hold the ball for 30 secs

Is this for post-ep 2? That fatchick and baby and roose bolton died

It's going to be a sand snake. Already confirmed.

>Bet on Stepanenko YC
>It doesn't go through
>Page keeps saying error for 5 minutes
>Game starts and cant place it as a live-bet

gee, thanks. it was @ 2.55 lads

Source?

yes current
source?

can't believe Liverpool are going to win it all

CORNERS
A I R

I sincerely hope they dont so the shitposting about the europa league being a relevant throphy wont appear. Rather have a massive >chokepool shitposting on Sup Forums

Not on my bookie zzzzz

Suspecting shaktar manager lumped large on the under 9 corners fix

don't deserve to hold onto the crimea if you cant hold onto the fucking ball for more than 2 seconds

They're going to do it and what's shit is klopp gets his own team next season too, ABLs on suicide watch

pmsl bookies clueless

Hope you all bankrolled Game won in ET - No

So I lumped on both teams to win on pens like 5 mins before full time

Will this get palped?

hourly reminder that you are not going to die

They paid out on this

Mara settling over 4.5 cards as a loss. What?

pmsl i actually bet on extra time result as i was on breidablik earlier and they were way too dominant in 2nd, surely i'll get compensated if i nag them enough

saw someone calling this bet earlier with no specifics and didn't figure it was this one as there were a few other games on

DON'T nag

You'll ruin it for everyone

daily reminder that it will be voided.

Thoroughly enjoyed voting for Sadiq Khan (and against Zac Goldsmith's disgraceful campaign of fear and smear). I gave the Green Party of England and Wales my second preference. I hope Green voters do vice-versa!

Anyone betting on this?

Wtb

Evening Lee.

Icelandic bets to be voided @1.000001

sure lid, not that much on it plus was also on them to win the trophy though at incredibly shitty odds taking in account the lack of ET. though i'd imagine i'm not the only person who wasn't aware of the mistake and got on breidablik ET

Idc, just give me a bet.

Jenkins/Pasha SPARGE. No way they lose this after the first set they had

Miami heat SW @ 2.75. If you think Raptors might do better then in game 1, go for the Miami +5 spread @ 1.9.

can't stop smacking that Chelsea price, literally insane

I want bets not lotto shite.

I'm giving you the fucking spoon. Feed me.

Keiika -0.5 FH

Tbh I can see Raptors raping Miami (+15+pts).

>britbingbong needs obscure matches so can feel like he's beating the bookies with a 'fix'

well i guess the ET shite will be voided, just moved back from the graveyard to unsettled bets, hope they'll atleast pay out my overall winner bet, noone likes unknowingly betting on a coin flip @1.57 then getting mugged when it goes your way

Daniel Gould wants 5k on Sweden top 5

who /inthequeue/ for when stay reaches 1.5

Free money tbqh

Commie cunt. DOTR is coming.

can't stop posting winners
won't stop posting winners

did the same for quindio

youtube.com/watch?v=6O1ZxQYktb0
Always related.

What the fuck?

Delete this.

This is the reality.

what do you mean? got on +0.5 quindio after huila equalised?

little gremlins

Haha, sure...

>tfw got on Espana +0.5 before the red
JUST

Yeah, that's what I meant to say

third world countries shouldn't be allowed to host the world cup and Olympics tbqh

>there will never be /bet/ poker nights anymore

thanks german autist

zzz couldn't even chase losses by lumping it on Marathon @1.8 because I went to pee and they already scored when I came back. What a day..

WTB?

Tarbes@ Aix en Provence: Tarbes @2.37
This does not lose

...

wtfb?

Had this happen to me when I was drunk in Africa. Got my phone back by paying a group of kids a tenner to hunt down the culprit and bring him to me

up 4-0 in the first inning. surreal.

flamengo ladies now drifted to slight underdog, sw worth a tiny @2.75