Foreigners

How do you detect foreigners?
>Southerners (Italians, Spainiards etc.)
do tons of wierd motions
talk way too close and way too loud for comfort
cant drink
cant properly behave
are dark
arent white

>Germans and Scandis
are smug cunts
always are within their own German circle and refuse to communicate with others
Always wear the latest North Face jacket and beanie or adidas winter hat
either super pale skin with super black hair or normal skin with blonde hair
jaws
their women look like adolescent males in stature

>Russkies
super loud and annoying in presence of other Ruskies (tend to form Zerg raids)
super introverted and silent when alone
either a white male with short hair and acne or asian looking fella
always scrawny and manlets

>Bongs
red in summer, reddish+pale in winter
always drunk and loud
always in group
ask directions, you show them the way and then they walk away completely opposite way
ask directions, you show them the way and then they walk to the next person to ask the way at the next corner

>Indians
pretty introverted
stink like shit and piss
always wear flip flops and shorts, even in winter
super scrawny and weak looking

What are the biggest foreign groups in your country and what are the factors that make them so recognisable?

I can detect any foreigner just by what he/she wears and how he/she walks.

Walk on the cycle path

Same

>are smug cunts
>always are within their own German circle and refuse to communicate with others
>Always wear the latest North Face jacket and beanie or adidas winter hat
>either super pale skin with super black hair or normal skin with blonde hair
>jaws
>their women look like adolescent males in stature
I don't know if I should be upset or amazed by this precise description

>Brazilians
turbo manlets
run around like kids on Christmas when women are in vicinity
always wear tanktops or super tight t-shirts

>>Southerners
they look like local arabs
>Germans and Scandis
they look white
>Russkies
they look like ruskis
>Bongs
they look like bongs
>Indians
they look like indians

They stand on the left side of the escalator.

>and how he/she walks.
Well, it isn't that hard to see the difference between a human and monkey

>Czechs
Post pictures of slutty underage girls on image boards.

> super loud and annoying in presence of other Ruskies (tend to form Zerg raids)
> super introverted and silent when alone
Holy keks, that's true
(don't know about zerg part though, since I don't have any friends)

>Czechs

Filming porn on the street while drinking beer.

>either super pale skin with super black hair

Never seen this. Most Germans and Scandinavians I've seen/met, either have brown hair or dark blonde.

>southerners
loud swarthy manlets

>asians
tiny hobbits with dark hair and most of them have that stupid monkey face

>scandis
smug bastards

this

also generally anyone who doesnt look left or right before crossing any street

Seconds this. People walking on bike paths should instantly deported

If not by their looks it's by the fact they don't speak Slovene or speak it badly.

That's actually a quite cute description

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>Frogs
the hipsters among hipsters
polaroid camera
try to socialize with German hipsters and always get rejected
super tight jeans or trousers
usually pretty slim people
girls wear stockings 24/7 and polka dots

>Bulgars
Big hairy dudes with kinda darkish skin
big as in beefy, not as in tall
girls are balancing on the edge between white girl and gypsy

>Ruskies
also tend to respond only with grunts after 2AM
use Blyat in every second sentece even when talking english

>ThroatCancer
Tend to sit everywhere and hang out with Danes a lot
buys and drinks the trashiest beer brand (even Germans dont do that)
always walk the dark alleyways with a beer bottle in hand
Generally frequent the Moldau river at least 7 times a day.

>ask directions, you show them the way and then they walk away completely opposite way
>ask directions, you show them the way and then they walk to the next person to ask the way at the next corner
maybe be a little bloody clearer next time

> use Blyat in every second sentece even when talking english
keked blyat, so true.

>Tend to sit everywhere and hang out with Danes a lot
Danes are bros
>buys and drinks the trashiest beer brand (even Germans dont do that)
We're cheap as fuck
>always walk the dark alleyways with a beer bottle in hand
Where else would you keep a beer bottle
>Generally frequent the Moldau river at least 7 times a day.
We can't live without water

Checks out

>buys and drinks the trashiest beer brand

we made heineken, we will drink anything labelled as beer as long as its cheap

Every russian ever has bad skin. Russian women have shit ton of make up and wear overly expensive clothes and talk russian loudly in public places and in company of people who dont know the language
same with swedes, we know you speak english and little finnish but you have to rub pakkoruotsi onto our faces

No you just dont understand how public transport works.
When I damn tell you to get on the number 9 in that direction. Get on the number 9 and ride it in correct direction.

Everyone can understand that even Koreans that hardly speak any english. But bongs cant.

>Where else would you keep a beer bottle
you dont buy glass beer bottles when you go out. You go into the pub. Get smashed and go back home.
Canned and glassed beer is much lower quality than tank beer.

daily reminder when westerners see slavs they instantly assume they're russian or polish

>Not having a BVOtje

Makes no sense.
Good one Dilma, but foreigners are clumsy when compared to Brazilians, we are suave and graceful.

Cruelle vérité...

Wait arent czechs slavs or something like that

>Afro-Asians/Oriental
Brown skin
Eyes dark like oil
Smell like animals
Their women's heads are wrapped in a piece of cloth

>Africans
Very dark skin
Lazy lifestyle and lazy way of walking
Talking too loud on their phones while in public

>Slavs
Brachycephalic skull shape (comparable with a tomato)
Little button noses
Also typical babushkas are always easy to detect

Also Germans like to compare everything to germany.. this church that. This car that...

>be from tallest region on earth
>talk shit about everyone else

you people need to be systematically eradicated

btw I can detect foreigners by looking at their face. if they are smiling they are not t*rks.

American dorists always dress weird

Not bad Karel, not bad at all.
But can you tell Germans, Swiss and Austrians apart?

Not that user but public transport in Poland is mad. When I was in gdansk I was told I had to go to gdansk central, but there were 2 gdansk central stations for different rail companies. It's not our fault. Besides we're the country most used to having to decipher butchered english

>Americans
Oh mi god this is like in fairy tale. This looks so much like in that movie. I feel like a princess
>German
Oh mein gott this looks like low budget Koln

Literally the opposite desu

>how do you detect foreigners?
around Germany's latitude and above: sunburns

use solar protection guys

Either they're
>pale (this is southern california, everyone tans)
>can't speak English or have a slight accent
>"soh-ree"
>wearing a clothing item with their flag on it (Mexicans do this)
>Aren't smiling while also not looking autistic

Yes Austrians are pretty damn bro and tend to avoid shithole places in North West and prague. While often going for little towns in southern bohemia.

Can't say I can tell Swiss and other Germans apart

>Slavs

>Brachycephalic skull shape (comparable with a tomato)

That's only true for more recent Mongolo-Armenoid-Iranic Slavs.

Ancient Slavs are blond people with dolicocephalic heads, pic related.

la seule différence c'est qu'ils ne sont pas pressés

If Italian Females..... Normally sitting on your dick 20 minutes after saying "hello"

Czech hunter is real or not?

>not enjoying comfy small towns with historic buildings in the center while sipping on a glas of Svijany and munching some smazeny syr

Germans don't know what they're doing

>Gdansk trains
>Where is the train to the airport
>Oh it leaves from platform 2
>20 minutes later no train
>Yeah it changed to platform 3 there was an announcement but the English announcer isn't in today so it was only in Polish

I just gave up and got a taxi. Cheap and new AF though

Yah that's what I am talking about.

They go to the Alamo.

kekd and czeckd

Italian girls behave like bitches when they're abroad but I think this is the norm with every others countries

Italian girls are bizarre, they're either incredibly snooty or basically brits with an accent

real

Spaniards:loud,pretentious,stupid as fuck
French:smug,loud
Scandis:friendly,party goers,chill
Russians:polite
Japanese:obnoxious,ignorant
Chinese:no fucking social movement skill
Brazilisns:stupid as fuck

>social movement skill
What do you mean ?

>italians
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I knew of the bike path and was a foreigner from a third world shithole and ny native german friend (from a town though) didn't you want him to be deported?

speak different language, look foreign, dress differently, if it's meds russians or god forbid arabs etc they speak 20% louder than actual people

No, local ignoring the bike part should be shot in the legs

>Guiris
Have the typical face of retards. Some of them try to look cool and that makes them look even more retards.

>Moors/South americans/Asians/Niggers

Well, it is simple to identify them if you have eyes in your face.

>Italians
loud
friendly and flirty
men are metrosexual
have fun a lot, laugh all the time
brown, lean and short
>Poles/Czechs/Slovaks
covered in blood, drowning or collapsing from dehydration, they have eternal bad luck in Croatia and die by the dozens
socks and sandals
bring tons of food from home
>Hungarians
impossible to detect, you see their car plates everywhere, but you never notice the actual Hungarians
>Russians
only rich Russians come here, they hire expensive apartments and never seem to leave them
>Germans/Austrians
usually families
relaxed parents with a socially awkward son and a cute daughter
keep to themselves
go to the beach and just sit around
>Japanese
never at the beach
take photos of everything
never talk with anyone
90% of museum visitors
>Koreans
like Japs but hotter and without cameras, they just walk around
>France
obligatory one or two black guys in the group
obnoxious sense of fashion, very hipstery and swaggy
speak only in French
loud and rude
>British
either a snobby looking older couple that loudly comments on everything around them in English
or a naked drunk dude pissing all over the town
>Scandinavians
usually nicely dressed and looking for parties
>Slovenes
come here so often that they're hard to distinguish from the locals until they start speaking Slovene
>Americans
second generation Croats in USA

>>France
>obligatory one or two black guys in the group
>obnoxious sense of fashion, very hipstery and swaggy
>speak only in French
>loud and rude
truth
>>Slovenes
>come here so often that they're hard to distinguish from the locals until they start speaking Slovene
same for slovaks here

>tfw the only foreigners I see where I live are rapefugees
JUST

>the hipsters among hipsters
>polaroid camera
>try to socialize with German hipsters and always get rejected
>super tight jeans or trousers
>usually pretty slim people
>girls wear stockings 24/7 and polka dots
Literally wut

just hipsters

French are hipsters...

You must just get the weird ones I suppose

>foreigners
>in Slovakia

well who else than travelling hipsters would go into Eastern Yurop?

walks?? how

I fit in a russkie description, except for manlet part

Well, I did ... And I'm none of this tbqh nor do I know people who are like this

>public transport
>no thank you

you wont get anywhere without it

>chinks
Well, they are cunt eyed
>ukrainians
They always look like they just lefr their kolhoz and came to sell potatos
>middle asians
They look like middle asians
We don't have anyone else desu

How do you measure stupidity? It is kind of stupid to make generalizations like that.

Can someone post her vk or an imgur with her pictures on, ta.

>implying
all gringos are the same

>whites

Brits have the inbred ugly face so it's easy. Other german speakers arr rook same. Autostic lanklets with a goofy walking.

>eastern euros

They tend to have roundish flat faces.

>moroccans

It's a bit tricky when they walk alone and they don't have much negroid admixture but yet they have the mohammed look.

>sudacas

When they are black they still aren't as dark as subsaharans but they dress like reggeaton singers. The rest have the arrow thrower face.

>italians

Weird backpacks with vivid colours.

>Americans

White or beige trousers (men at least).

>Brits

Either loud drunkards or very quiet outdoor sports enthusiasts.

>Germans

White socks and sandals used to be fashionable for the older generations, not anymore. They all wear those coats with synthetic fur around the hood now.


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Who is that little semon demon?

The stocking tops are a nice touch. I wonder how they would feel against my ears.

>Spainiards
Extremely loud, talking ultra fast and poorly dressed

>Italians
By far the most obsessed with clothing. They are like walking manequins. The most /fa/ tourists.

>Germans\Scandis
are smug cunts
always are within their own German circle and refuse to communicate with others
Always wear the latest North Face jacket and beanie or adidas winter hat
either super pale skin with super black hair or normal skin with blonde hair
jaws
their women look like adolescent males in stature

(regards to OP)

>Gulf arabs
The guy always looks like some american rich rapper and just by looking at him you can realise he's most probably a douche. Always walks 5 steps ahead of his wife.
The wife always has her hair covered, wearing super big vogue sunglasses and looks like a mix of an absolute entitled bitch as well as a vapid gold digger.

>Asians
Always smiling and photographing everything

>Brits
Drunk and obnoxious idiots. Their girls are usually ugly and extremely slutty.

>French
Unsufferable hipsters and the guys look very feminine (both in looks and behaviour)

Where I live, in a small countryside town

>white tourist
If a white guy is not a redneck he's a tourist.

>Non-white tourist
If you don't know him he's a tourist

Is there a country in which our tourists aren't drunk or loud

>Germans
Incredibly quiet while alone
Shy when they first meet you, lose their shit when drunk, get happy and then just open up
Super slutty girls, bonus points because the first time I saw tiddies was when I was 8 and two german friends would join us when swimming, except they did it naked, my dad was forbidden to attend.
Weird spanish accent, albeit kinda hot "Kamino de lecche"
Tall and they should eat more, jesus fuckers are starving.
Overall good guys, just extremely cucked. I remember one feeling super awkward every time I called a friend black, apparently you can't do that in Germany.

>Burgers
Talk way too loud
Ignorant about the world, think we have weird caribbean or mexican traditions and get surprised when they realize we don't eat tacos or dance SAAAAALSA
Refuse to speak in anything other than english and SUCK when they try anything else
Some of them are really obnoxious
Wear gigantic clothes even if they're not fat and always an american flag whenever they go
Girls are pretty slutty
The same SJW bullshit as the nazis above

>Brazilians
Rio Grande do Sul people are fine since they were part of us before a traitor gave the land away to the niggers.

Sul onwards:
Obnoxious
Talk way too loud
Can't drink(get violent)
Brown
Women are really really slutty and hot(until they hit 40 and go obese)

>Chinks/nips
Always taking pics
Can't speak anything other than their shit languages
Short
Boring
Weird
Women are gold diggers and they're not even hot

>Argenkeks
Porteños are dogshit, everyone else is ok.
Hard to identify at first glance since we share a lot of things, their accents are different most of the time though you wouldn't notice if you're not from here.
Brought the ghetto mentality some poor neighborhoods of Montevideo have these recent years, garbage "music"
Honestly I'll never forgive them for creating the whole thing about planchas/rochos.

But at least they organize cups for us to win all the time

Here I go:

>Chinese
Invade in swarms, and are not known to ever stray from their group guide, which therefore means that you will never meet them anywhere else than in stereotypical sights.
Obese children.
Fucked up teeth.

>Japanese
Sly in their looks.
Photographing at every opportunity they're met with.
Girls always engaging in chatty behavior and fake laughs about once a minute.
Easy to impress (they're usually the ones mouths agape at that one gypsy accordeon player in the métro).
Always shopping rather than strolling through the sites.

>Italian
Too loud and annoying, while always grinning when noticing that you're gazing their way due to the rowdiness they're provoking.
Always throwing a fit in front of museums or famous sites to agree on what they'll be visiting.
Their women are too preoccupied with adopting the Parisian "look"- glasses on, high heels for the hell of it, scarves on even if it's summer, and they're usually trying to get a French guy to tag along with their group "haha frenchie won't you come see la tour Eiffel wiz noi hahaha"

>Spaniards.
Travel only in groupes of males somehow.
Never seen during the day but only at night where they infest night clubs on the search for cheap drinks and drunk girls.

>Brits.
Always thinking that not a single French will ever overhear/understand them, leading to some snide remarks in their own tongue.
Either old elderly couples seen touring small towns in France, or backpacking teens in Paris.
Can only conceive Paris as some sort of zoo (what I mean is that they can't conjure it to themselves that Paris is more than a simple tourist honeyspot) in which they must be treated as royalty, meaning that they'll accuse you of being an asshole if you can't cater to their every need ("hey mister, where does line 4 of this metro?", "hey what's a good place to go eat in the 4th district) even if its'only because you're rushing to work.
Usually disappointed that France isn't a country of debauchery like they'd expected.

North American
T-shirts

German
lame

French
smells
Russian
Fat

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>emember one feeling super awkward every time I called a friend black,
Why would you call him black when he's not?

Saudi Arabia?

Foreigners in spain usually are smelly people, blond, light brown, loud as fuck as they're drunk (They're drunk all day and all night), many men wear t-shirts with a neckline in a triangle shape. Speaks english or german. They really enjoin being retards but thinking they're really cool when actually they are not cool but somehow our women are as retards as them so. fuck the earth.

Every shade of brown is black here. It's really rare to see someone that actually looks like a nig(you know, the lips) though.

>Their women are too preoccupied with adopting the Parisian "look"- glasses on, high heels for the hell of it, scarves on even if it's summer, and they're usually trying to get a French guy to tag along with their group "haha frenchie won't you come see la tour Eiffel wiz noi hahaha"
Shieeeeeeet. Are they easy?

Saudi Arabia? Congo? India?

>Are they easy?
Most of the time, they'll only be up for that in order to grab a few laughs from the whole situation, so I can't really gauge how much of a "I wanna fuck you" subtext there is.

Like I don't understand why they got uncomfortable. Would you call them nigger or something?

I'd call my friend Negro.

Like I said, apparently in Germany and US you can't call a black well... black, or maybe it's not seen as something good dunno but the ones I've met seem to have that problem.

After a while they realize it's ok and we're not insulting people by calling them black, so they relax a bit.

...

You can't say that in italian too, because negro is now a bad word while nero is the pc word..
It's a recent thing though, probably an effect from american movies. (negro=nigger)
In spanish you don't have two words so you're safe.

Americans aren't exactly hard to miss

Burgers ruin everything