How do you detect foreigners? >Southerners (Italians, Spainiards etc.) do tons of wierd motions talk way too close and way too loud for comfort cant drink cant properly behave are dark arent white
>Germans and Scandis are smug cunts always are within their own German circle and refuse to communicate with others Always wear the latest North Face jacket and beanie or adidas winter hat either super pale skin with super black hair or normal skin with blonde hair jaws their women look like adolescent males in stature
>Russkies super loud and annoying in presence of other Ruskies (tend to form Zerg raids) super introverted and silent when alone either a white male with short hair and acne or asian looking fella always scrawny and manlets
>Bongs red in summer, reddish+pale in winter always drunk and loud always in group ask directions, you show them the way and then they walk away completely opposite way ask directions, you show them the way and then they walk to the next person to ask the way at the next corner
>Indians pretty introverted stink like shit and piss always wear flip flops and shorts, even in winter super scrawny and weak looking
What are the biggest foreign groups in your country and what are the factors that make them so recognisable?
Jackson Adams
I can detect any foreigner just by what he/she wears and how he/she walks.
Adrian Nelson
Walk on the cycle path
Tyler Adams
Same
Angel James
>are smug cunts >always are within their own German circle and refuse to communicate with others >Always wear the latest North Face jacket and beanie or adidas winter hat >either super pale skin with super black hair or normal skin with blonde hair >jaws >their women look like adolescent males in stature I don't know if I should be upset or amazed by this precise description
Samuel Baker
>Brazilians turbo manlets run around like kids on Christmas when women are in vicinity always wear tanktops or super tight t-shirts
Jonathan Foster
>>Southerners they look like local arabs >Germans and Scandis they look white >Russkies they look like ruskis >Bongs they look like bongs >Indians they look like indians
Nicholas Fisher
They stand on the left side of the escalator.
Camden Nelson
>and how he/she walks. Well, it isn't that hard to see the difference between a human and monkey
Chase Davis
>Czechs Post pictures of slutty underage girls on image boards.
Julian Sanders
> super loud and annoying in presence of other Ruskies (tend to form Zerg raids) > super introverted and silent when alone Holy keks, that's true (don't know about zerg part though, since I don't have any friends)
Cameron Foster
>Czechs
Filming porn on the street while drinking beer.
Evan Wood
>either super pale skin with super black hair
Never seen this. Most Germans and Scandinavians I've seen/met, either have brown hair or dark blonde.
Easton Robinson
>southerners loud swarthy manlets
>asians tiny hobbits with dark hair and most of them have that stupid monkey face
>scandis smug bastards
Colton Ward
this
also generally anyone who doesnt look left or right before crossing any street
Jason Ross
Seconds this. People walking on bike paths should instantly deported
Christian Martin
If not by their looks it's by the fact they don't speak Slovene or speak it badly.
Nicholas Clark
That's actually a quite cute description
Noah Jones
Les provinciaux aussi
Julian Wright
>Frogs the hipsters among hipsters polaroid camera try to socialize with German hipsters and always get rejected super tight jeans or trousers usually pretty slim people girls wear stockings 24/7 and polka dots
>Bulgars Big hairy dudes with kinda darkish skin big as in beefy, not as in tall girls are balancing on the edge between white girl and gypsy
>Ruskies also tend to respond only with grunts after 2AM use Blyat in every second sentece even when talking english
>ThroatCancer Tend to sit everywhere and hang out with Danes a lot buys and drinks the trashiest beer brand (even Germans dont do that) always walk the dark alleyways with a beer bottle in hand Generally frequent the Moldau river at least 7 times a day.
Tyler King
>ask directions, you show them the way and then they walk away completely opposite way >ask directions, you show them the way and then they walk to the next person to ask the way at the next corner maybe be a little bloody clearer next time
Brody Lewis
> use Blyat in every second sentece even when talking english keked blyat, so true.
Mason Baker
>Tend to sit everywhere and hang out with Danes a lot Danes are bros >buys and drinks the trashiest beer brand (even Germans dont do that) We're cheap as fuck >always walk the dark alleyways with a beer bottle in hand Where else would you keep a beer bottle >Generally frequent the Moldau river at least 7 times a day. We can't live without water
Checks out
Jackson Evans
>buys and drinks the trashiest beer brand
we made heineken, we will drink anything labelled as beer as long as its cheap
Joshua Martinez
Every russian ever has bad skin. Russian women have shit ton of make up and wear overly expensive clothes and talk russian loudly in public places and in company of people who dont know the language same with swedes, we know you speak english and little finnish but you have to rub pakkoruotsi onto our faces
Jason Morris
No you just dont understand how public transport works. When I damn tell you to get on the number 9 in that direction. Get on the number 9 and ride it in correct direction.
Everyone can understand that even Koreans that hardly speak any english. But bongs cant.
>Where else would you keep a beer bottle you dont buy glass beer bottles when you go out. You go into the pub. Get smashed and go back home. Canned and glassed beer is much lower quality than tank beer.
Levi Brooks
daily reminder when westerners see slavs they instantly assume they're russian or polish
Connor Anderson
>Not having a BVOtje
Landon Gutierrez
Makes no sense. Good one Dilma, but foreigners are clumsy when compared to Brazilians, we are suave and graceful.
Christopher Rivera
Cruelle vérité...
Jonathan James
Wait arent czechs slavs or something like that
Evan Nguyen
>Afro-Asians/Oriental Brown skin Eyes dark like oil Smell like animals Their women's heads are wrapped in a piece of cloth
>Africans Very dark skin Lazy lifestyle and lazy way of walking Talking too loud on their phones while in public
>Slavs Brachycephalic skull shape (comparable with a tomato) Little button noses Also typical babushkas are always easy to detect
Eli Gonzalez
Also Germans like to compare everything to germany.. this church that. This car that...
Angel Jones
>be from tallest region on earth >talk shit about everyone else
you people need to be systematically eradicated
Christopher Bailey
btw I can detect foreigners by looking at their face. if they are smiling they are not t*rks.
Jaxon Green
American dorists always dress weird
James Martin
Not bad Karel, not bad at all. But can you tell Germans, Swiss and Austrians apart?
Aaron Cook
Not that user but public transport in Poland is mad. When I was in gdansk I was told I had to go to gdansk central, but there were 2 gdansk central stations for different rail companies. It's not our fault. Besides we're the country most used to having to decipher butchered english
Levi Reed
>Americans Oh mi god this is like in fairy tale. This looks so much like in that movie. I feel like a princess >German Oh mein gott this looks like low budget Koln
Noah Reyes
Literally the opposite desu
Gavin Bell
>how do you detect foreigners? around Germany's latitude and above: sunburns
use solar protection guys
Jaxson Evans
Either they're >pale (this is southern california, everyone tans) >can't speak English or have a slight accent >"soh-ree" >wearing a clothing item with their flag on it (Mexicans do this) >Aren't smiling while also not looking autistic
Isaac Howard
Yes Austrians are pretty damn bro and tend to avoid shithole places in North West and prague. While often going for little towns in southern bohemia.
Can't say I can tell Swiss and other Germans apart
Jaxon Evans
>Slavs
>Brachycephalic skull shape (comparable with a tomato)
That's only true for more recent Mongolo-Armenoid-Iranic Slavs.
Ancient Slavs are blond people with dolicocephalic heads, pic related.
Ryder Adams
la seule différence c'est qu'ils ne sont pas pressés
Dylan Lopez
If Italian Females..... Normally sitting on your dick 20 minutes after saying "hello"
Josiah Butler
Czech hunter is real or not?
Samuel Johnson
>not enjoying comfy small towns with historic buildings in the center while sipping on a glas of Svijany and munching some smazeny syr
Germans don't know what they're doing
Ryder Miller
>Gdansk trains >Where is the train to the airport >Oh it leaves from platform 2 >20 minutes later no train >Yeah it changed to platform 3 there was an announcement but the English announcer isn't in today so it was only in Polish
I just gave up and got a taxi. Cheap and new AF though
Alexander Adams
Yah that's what I am talking about.
Kevin Barnes
They go to the Alamo.
Eli Edwards
kekd and czeckd
Evan Watson
Italian girls behave like bitches when they're abroad but I think this is the norm with every others countries
Adam Diaz
Italian girls are bizarre, they're either incredibly snooty or basically brits with an accent
Jonathan Jones
real
Brody Davis
Spaniards:loud,pretentious,stupid as fuck French:smug,loud Scandis:friendly,party goers,chill Russians:polite Japanese:obnoxious,ignorant Chinese:no fucking social movement skill Brazilisns:stupid as fuck
Nathaniel Lopez
>social movement skill What do you mean ?
Jaxson Carter
>italians >
Adam Flores
I knew of the bike path and was a foreigner from a third world shithole and ny native german friend (from a town though) didn't you want him to be deported?
Christopher Garcia
speak different language, look foreign, dress differently, if it's meds russians or god forbid arabs etc they speak 20% louder than actual people
Ryder Torres
No, local ignoring the bike part should be shot in the legs
Julian Hall
>Guiris Have the typical face of retards. Some of them try to look cool and that makes them look even more retards.
>Moors/South americans/Asians/Niggers
Well, it is simple to identify them if you have eyes in your face.
Juan Morgan
>Italians loud friendly and flirty men are metrosexual have fun a lot, laugh all the time brown, lean and short >Poles/Czechs/Slovaks covered in blood, drowning or collapsing from dehydration, they have eternal bad luck in Croatia and die by the dozens socks and sandals bring tons of food from home >Hungarians impossible to detect, you see their car plates everywhere, but you never notice the actual Hungarians >Russians only rich Russians come here, they hire expensive apartments and never seem to leave them >Germans/Austrians usually families relaxed parents with a socially awkward son and a cute daughter keep to themselves go to the beach and just sit around >Japanese never at the beach take photos of everything never talk with anyone 90% of museum visitors >Koreans like Japs but hotter and without cameras, they just walk around >France obligatory one or two black guys in the group obnoxious sense of fashion, very hipstery and swaggy speak only in French loud and rude >British either a snobby looking older couple that loudly comments on everything around them in English or a naked drunk dude pissing all over the town >Scandinavians usually nicely dressed and looking for parties >Slovenes come here so often that they're hard to distinguish from the locals until they start speaking Slovene >Americans second generation Croats in USA
Grayson Butler
>>France >obligatory one or two black guys in the group >obnoxious sense of fashion, very hipstery and swaggy >speak only in French >loud and rude truth >>Slovenes >come here so often that they're hard to distinguish from the locals until they start speaking Slovene same for slovaks here
Evan Ward
>tfw the only foreigners I see where I live are rapefugees JUST
Blake Williams
>the hipsters among hipsters >polaroid camera >try to socialize with German hipsters and always get rejected >super tight jeans or trousers >usually pretty slim people >girls wear stockings 24/7 and polka dots Literally wut
Jeremiah Anderson
just hipsters
French are hipsters...
Adrian Bailey
You must just get the weird ones I suppose
Samuel Ortiz
>foreigners >in Slovakia
Hudson James
well who else than travelling hipsters would go into Eastern Yurop?
Brandon Jones
walks?? how
Jason Foster
I fit in a russkie description, except for manlet part
Jackson Gomez
Well, I did ... And I'm none of this tbqh nor do I know people who are like this
Lincoln Hughes
>public transport >no thank you
Jayden Carter
you wont get anywhere without it
Isaiah Kelly
>chinks Well, they are cunt eyed >ukrainians They always look like they just lefr their kolhoz and came to sell potatos >middle asians They look like middle asians We don't have anyone else desu
Adrian Baker
How do you measure stupidity? It is kind of stupid to make generalizations like that.
Jose Roberts
Can someone post her vk or an imgur with her pictures on, ta.
Sebastian Barnes
>implying all gringos are the same
Jack Miller
>whites
Brits have the inbred ugly face so it's easy. Other german speakers arr rook same. Autostic lanklets with a goofy walking.
>eastern euros
They tend to have roundish flat faces.
>moroccans
It's a bit tricky when they walk alone and they don't have much negroid admixture but yet they have the mohammed look.
>sudacas
When they are black they still aren't as dark as subsaharans but they dress like reggeaton singers. The rest have the arrow thrower face.
Parker Moore
>italians
Weird backpacks with vivid colours.
>Americans
White or beige trousers (men at least).
>Brits
Either loud drunkards or very quiet outdoor sports enthusiasts.
>Germans
White socks and sandals used to be fashionable for the older generations, not anymore. They all wear those coats with synthetic fur around the hood now.
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Cooper Lee
Who is that little semon demon?
The stocking tops are a nice touch. I wonder how they would feel against my ears.
Noah Green
>Spainiards Extremely loud, talking ultra fast and poorly dressed
>Italians By far the most obsessed with clothing. They are like walking manequins. The most /fa/ tourists.
>Germans\Scandis are smug cunts always are within their own German circle and refuse to communicate with others Always wear the latest North Face jacket and beanie or adidas winter hat either super pale skin with super black hair or normal skin with blonde hair jaws their women look like adolescent males in stature
(regards to OP)
>Gulf arabs The guy always looks like some american rich rapper and just by looking at him you can realise he's most probably a douche. Always walks 5 steps ahead of his wife. The wife always has her hair covered, wearing super big vogue sunglasses and looks like a mix of an absolute entitled bitch as well as a vapid gold digger.
>Asians Always smiling and photographing everything
>Brits Drunk and obnoxious idiots. Their girls are usually ugly and extremely slutty.
>French Unsufferable hipsters and the guys look very feminine (both in looks and behaviour)
Kayden Campbell
Where I live, in a small countryside town
>white tourist If a white guy is not a redneck he's a tourist.
>Non-white tourist If you don't know him he's a tourist
Brody Flores
Is there a country in which our tourists aren't drunk or loud
Jack Thompson
>Germans Incredibly quiet while alone Shy when they first meet you, lose their shit when drunk, get happy and then just open up Super slutty girls, bonus points because the first time I saw tiddies was when I was 8 and two german friends would join us when swimming, except they did it naked, my dad was forbidden to attend. Weird spanish accent, albeit kinda hot "Kamino de lecche" Tall and they should eat more, jesus fuckers are starving. Overall good guys, just extremely cucked. I remember one feeling super awkward every time I called a friend black, apparently you can't do that in Germany.
>Burgers Talk way too loud Ignorant about the world, think we have weird caribbean or mexican traditions and get surprised when they realize we don't eat tacos or dance SAAAAALSA Refuse to speak in anything other than english and SUCK when they try anything else Some of them are really obnoxious Wear gigantic clothes even if they're not fat and always an american flag whenever they go Girls are pretty slutty The same SJW bullshit as the nazis above
>Brazilians Rio Grande do Sul people are fine since they were part of us before a traitor gave the land away to the niggers.
Sul onwards: Obnoxious Talk way too loud Can't drink(get violent) Brown Women are really really slutty and hot(until they hit 40 and go obese)
>Chinks/nips Always taking pics Can't speak anything other than their shit languages Short Boring Weird Women are gold diggers and they're not even hot
>Argenkeks Porteños are dogshit, everyone else is ok. Hard to identify at first glance since we share a lot of things, their accents are different most of the time though you wouldn't notice if you're not from here. Brought the ghetto mentality some poor neighborhoods of Montevideo have these recent years, garbage "music" Honestly I'll never forgive them for creating the whole thing about planchas/rochos.
But at least they organize cups for us to win all the time
Aiden Edwards
Here I go:
>Chinese Invade in swarms, and are not known to ever stray from their group guide, which therefore means that you will never meet them anywhere else than in stereotypical sights. Obese children. Fucked up teeth.
>Japanese Sly in their looks. Photographing at every opportunity they're met with. Girls always engaging in chatty behavior and fake laughs about once a minute. Easy to impress (they're usually the ones mouths agape at that one gypsy accordeon player in the métro). Always shopping rather than strolling through the sites.
>Italian Too loud and annoying, while always grinning when noticing that you're gazing their way due to the rowdiness they're provoking. Always throwing a fit in front of museums or famous sites to agree on what they'll be visiting. Their women are too preoccupied with adopting the Parisian "look"- glasses on, high heels for the hell of it, scarves on even if it's summer, and they're usually trying to get a French guy to tag along with their group "haha frenchie won't you come see la tour Eiffel wiz noi hahaha"
>Spaniards. Travel only in groupes of males somehow. Never seen during the day but only at night where they infest night clubs on the search for cheap drinks and drunk girls.
>Brits. Always thinking that not a single French will ever overhear/understand them, leading to some snide remarks in their own tongue. Either old elderly couples seen touring small towns in France, or backpacking teens in Paris. Can only conceive Paris as some sort of zoo (what I mean is that they can't conjure it to themselves that Paris is more than a simple tourist honeyspot) in which they must be treated as royalty, meaning that they'll accuse you of being an asshole if you can't cater to their every need ("hey mister, where does line 4 of this metro?", "hey what's a good place to go eat in the 4th district) even if its'only because you're rushing to work. Usually disappointed that France isn't a country of debauchery like they'd expected.
Camden Myers
North American T-shirts
German lame
French smells Russian Fat
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Alexander Jenkins
>emember one feeling super awkward every time I called a friend black, Why would you call him black when he's not?
Julian Russell
Saudi Arabia?
Cooper Stewart
Foreigners in spain usually are smelly people, blond, light brown, loud as fuck as they're drunk (They're drunk all day and all night), many men wear t-shirts with a neckline in a triangle shape. Speaks english or german. They really enjoin being retards but thinking they're really cool when actually they are not cool but somehow our women are as retards as them so. fuck the earth.
Nathaniel Reed
Every shade of brown is black here. It's really rare to see someone that actually looks like a nig(you know, the lips) though.
Bentley Bennett
>Their women are too preoccupied with adopting the Parisian "look"- glasses on, high heels for the hell of it, scarves on even if it's summer, and they're usually trying to get a French guy to tag along with their group "haha frenchie won't you come see la tour Eiffel wiz noi hahaha" Shieeeeeeet. Are they easy?
Saudi Arabia? Congo? India?
Gavin Murphy
>Are they easy? Most of the time, they'll only be up for that in order to grab a few laughs from the whole situation, so I can't really gauge how much of a "I wanna fuck you" subtext there is.
Jordan Martinez
Like I don't understand why they got uncomfortable. Would you call them nigger or something?
Grayson Cook
I'd call my friend Negro.
Like I said, apparently in Germany and US you can't call a black well... black, or maybe it's not seen as something good dunno but the ones I've met seem to have that problem.
After a while they realize it's ok and we're not insulting people by calling them black, so they relax a bit.
Tyler Hill
...
Hunter Allen
You can't say that in italian too, because negro is now a bad word while nero is the pc word.. It's a recent thing though, probably an effect from american movies. (negro=nigger) In spanish you don't have two words so you're safe.